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2013

01

Mar

Anais Pouliot in a Bikini of the Day


Anais Pouliot is named after my favorite thing to fuck….because it’s functional during periods…tight enough for my penis to feel a little choked out….unlike those pesky vaginas…and the shit it leaves on my dick is often times better than the vagina shit I am faced with considering the questionable womnen I get with……

She is also from Montreal…and never calls me to hang out when she’s visiting her parents….fucking snob.

Here she is in a bikini getting famous while I watch….Maybe she’s got a sister…I can go camp outside her house and masturbate to…if only I wasn’t too lazy to find out….

Dirty little french girl….

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2012

15

Nov

Anais Pouliot Models Oysho Lingerie of the Day

Hot and Hyped model anais pouliot ….straight from the french trash bridge and tunnels of Montreal Canada…represents a serious lost opportunity for me…now that I see how famous and successful she’s getting as a model…when I shoulda been the one to find her at the Anti-English protests, eating fries gravy and cheese, while smoking cheap cigs, at the local trashy skatepark….because then, Like Celine Dion and her creeper husband/manager, she’d be my money making vagina til the end of time….but the good news is that I fail at all I put my mind to…so this is expected….

I’ve posted her NAKED SHOOT cuz that’s how models stay competitive…..and now I am posting her modeling lingerie….and the one great tragedy in all this….other than me not locking her down before she was famous…is that her name is Anus and yet is not showing her anus….which is very upsetting…

Here are the pics that redeem her…for letting us down.

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2012

12

Nov

Anais Pouliot Hot Vogue Russia of the Day

One of life’s great tragedies is that Anais Pouliot is from Montreal…and that I didn’t jump on this girl before she was a hugely successful fashion model….because now I will likely never jump on her…..at least not willingly…cuz I know local girls…and whenever they make it internationally they have no time for their local creeps….and I guess that’s ok, because she’s naked all over the internet and often times that’s far better than ever having to deal her bullshit…cuz every girl comes with her own bag of bullshit…when sometimes all you want is a little nipple for fashion….

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2012

06

Nov

Anais Pouliot Bush for Chadwick Tyler of the Day

I have spoke to this model ANAIS POULIOT before….she was rude to me….it was on Facebook and I guess she didn’t see my appeal…

Maybe it was a language barrier…She is French Trash from Montreal…or at least the Montreal area…and so am I….but the difference between her and me…is that’s she’s she’s pretty famous in her modeling career…allowing her to be a cunt to me….and everyone else from her home town…she’s bigger than us….and apparently so is her fucking bush…

I probably shoulda been the one tracking her down amongst the french trash she probably used to hang with when she was up and coming trying to get ahead…by making her give me head…to get me coming…you know modeling for me…on my dick…

But I am bad at planning…so instead…I’m just forced to look at her naked….which is probably far less annoying than having to be in the same room as her.

All this to say…never trust a girl named ANUS.

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2012

22

May

Anais Pouliot In Some See Through Outfit of the Day

Some Terry Richardson impersonator…because you know Terry Richardson invented the hot model snapshot in front of the white wall showing her tit….named Viktor Vauthier – did a shoot with Montreal model I never shared my igloo with and only found about about through her nude modeling….named Anais Pouliot….pronounced “ANUS POO A LOT”….true story…..but hot enough for me to not laugh at the infantile joke….but to instead get turned on by the though of her anus and her mass amount of poo on my dick after fucking it….you know in a lot of ways her silly name is suggestive of so many good things….

Here are the pics…of a hot local model for me…turned pro and willing to get naked…like so many french strippers before her…

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2012

19

Mar

Anais Pouliot’s Titties for Exhibition Magazine of the Day

Her name is Anus and she’s a local girl for me….from Montreal….and making moves in the international model scene…moves that usually involve her being NAKED OR TOPLESS and I just regret that I didn’t find her in her ice fishing hut, or ghetto french trash town, or wherever these french people named Anus live, before she got to be this famous model, you know too important to give me the time of day….because that way I could have made her all mine and locked her into contract, in my basement, in a cage where she would have been forced to perform sex acts on me…if she ever wanted to see her family again..instead of this following and posting her pictures of her tits other people take of her and that she gets paid for making her far too unattainable for me while knowing there was a time a little van, a little roofies, and a little effort meant that she could have belonged to me. Lost opportunity. I’m a failure. Here are her tits for fashion.

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2012

29

Feb

Anais Pouliot Nipples for Vogue Russia of the Day

As a dude who loves fucking girls up the ass…for a few reasons from it being the only way I feel penetration with my small dick….as well as being the only way for the girl to feel my penetration….to it being the most fun contraceptive…cuz who want’s babies….to it allowing me to live out my priest and/or greek and/or prison fantasies without being a homo….coupled with the higher risk of contracting HIV…along with the fact that it makes girls feel like dirty whores…unless they are under 25…in which case every single one of them that I’ve met seem to love it….it is only natural for me to love girls named anus.

She’s from Montreal…I’ve never met her….which is too bad…since she’s getting famous in the model world…and since I only want to fuck girls with modeling contracts….as well as the fact that if her name is anus she’s gotta be into anus…otherwise this whole thing would be a fucking lie….and I hate lies…

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2012

25

Jan

Anais Pouliot Nipples in a Photoshoot of the Day

Anais is some Montreal model who I used to have on my Facebooke because like her, I am from Montreal too and like most guys…appreciate hustling hot bitches who are local by promising them fame….but unfortunately…this Anus bitch got up and moved to New York and made herself famous in the modeling world…only to delete me from facebook lke I don’t matter…cuz I don’t matter…reminding me that she’ll never fuck me…but if I do some investigative work…I could probably track down her mom and fuck her….becoming her actual drunkenstepfather…who touches her inappropriately every Christmas….but luckily with all low level models trying to make it….comes nudity.

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2011

19

Dec

Anais Pouliot Naked For Some Photoshoot of the Day

Her name is Anus and she’s from Quebec….I used to harass her on FACEBOOK….cuz I figure fucking any girl named anus, who is french and french girls always have anal on the first date, make for good times…not to mention local models who are about to hit the big time and move to New York are fun to fuck so that when they make it you can cut out all their pro photoshoots and wall paper them to your wall for masturbation purposes knowing you’ve been in it….but I guess you can wall paper that shit to your wall for masturbation purposes without actual fucking….which is convenient because she never really answered me…because like all models from small cities moving to bigger cities with big contracts trying to make it – they have egos…and are too good for me – but I guess that applies to all girls…you know since I’m a creep

HEre are some nude pics of her….whore.

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2011

03

Aug

Love Mag’s Got Some High Concept Artistic Titties for Fashion In It of the Day

Here are a bunch of models who I can’t really differentiate from each other, but who are apparently Lara Stone, Mariacarla Boscono, Saksia de Brauw, Kristen McMenamy, Anais Pouliot, Guinevere van Seenus and Xiao Wen Ju topless for fashion in a high concept, artistic, and obnoxious looking photo shoot for Love Mag, a magazine that produces more nudity and softcore porn than me, but who packaged it in a clever way, that makes it appear high end and fashionable, making them millions, while I just get slated as a bottom feeding spamming porn site that can’t pay for the fucking server….my life is a fucking joke…and here are those pics…with some tit, nipple, panties and bondage…pretty winning formula if you ask me….which you didn’t….

Here’s a bunch of jailbait starlets I’m sure you’re a fan of, gracing multiple covers for the issue and I’m posting it now, because I know in 3 years, I’ll probably be posting their bikini pics, their addiction, their sex tapes, etc…so I’m doing the background research, documented their rise, starting today instead of in the future when really we have no idea whether I’ll be alive or not…. if you know what I mean….

So here’s Hailee Steinfeld, Elle Fanning and Chloe Moretz

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