Anais Pouliot is a homegrown hero. She’s from Montreal, I’ve never met her, which is one of life’s great tragedies, but I have been reaching out to her consistently since day one, because people I know know her…but she always ignores me…which is nice to know that even before becoming a Victoria’s Secret catalog girl this catalog, which is pretty fucking huge, she’s always been an asshole with an ego who is too hot or too cool for some English fucker from back home…

I like to think in a lot of ways, I helped her launch her titty model career, but I’ll never get credit for it, even though the only credit I want is unprotected sex with her…

I guess this is the peak, booking Victoria’s Secret is as major as it gets….but not as major as her name being “ANUS”…

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