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Archive for the Bikini Category

2010

27

May

Kate Moss Topless on the Beach Pictures of the Day

Kate Moss gets dirty on the beach, because let’s face it she gets dirty everywhere, but that’s just something that happens when you have unprotected sex with people who have shared needles and fucked numerous groupies on the regular, like every one of her rockstar boyfriends that she is drawn to because I guess models like rockers and rockers like models when they aren’t too busy banging teenage fans at their concerts, and none of that matters, cuz she’s topless, and AIDS is a non issue since we’re not fucking her, and since you can’t get AIDS for looking at pictures of her topless, lonely perversion can be a pretty good fucking deal sometimes….and this is one of those times…

More pictures of her older, fatter, boxier and a far cry from the skinny model we grew up wanting to fuck…but she’s still good enough to look at cuz you can’t get AIDS from lookin…..I think I said that already….to come…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Boobs|Kate Moss|Topless

2010

27

May

Pregnant Paulina Rubio in Her Bikini of the Day

Paulina Rubio is old. I always forget that bitch is pushing 45 or some shit….mainly because most Mexican women I know are 200 pounds, mothers of 5 and busy cleaning houses living the American dream, but cleaning up after people who are actually living the American dream…but she’s finally settling down and having a baby….and like any good pregnant chick, she’s gone to role around in the sand in bikini in what may be one of her last chances to be the Mexican popstar people wanted to fuck, as Mexicans go all down hill after making babies…and because she’s not too pregnant yet to make jerking off to her awkward…unless of couse you like pregnant chicks, which some of you do, maybe because it is nature’s most beautiful gift, maybe because if she’s already knocked up you can’t knock her up, maybe because you like knowing a bitch doesn’t use condoms, maybe you like the idea of fucking something a growing fetus lives in, cuz fucking a home is rarely possible….I just know I pretty much hate the shit and I just see swollen ankles, fat gut and pretty much career and body suicide where watching a pregnant bitch walk the street is like watching a bitch self destruct….but maybe you dig it so here she is pregnant in a bikini….

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Paulina Rubio|Pregnant

2010

27

May

Princess Madeline in a Bikini in Miami of the Day

Royal Pussy has probably looked better than this mess of a woman…but I guess after generations of inbreeding we take what we can get when it comes to blue blooded bitches….it’s not like there are all that many actual Princesses in the world to get off to…and if you have a middle ages fetish…it makes masturbation pretty fucking hard…unless of course you are like my friend who go to parks and stages battles who is understandably a little too socially awkward to get laid….but who has no problem hiring hookers and dressing them up in period costumes….not that kind of period….actually historically relevant dresses he and crowns he gets made custom….sure it’s weird…but so are most fetishes…give him a break….at least he’s trying to maintain the luxury, exclusiveness and regal respectable behavior of a princess…while this Princess Madeline chick just jumps into the behavior and dress of a common whore….

Here are the pics of her and her sloppy body that is probably the root of why her boyfriend left her, cuz royalty or not, this body isn’t something you want to lock into for any amount of money….unless you’re me, in which case it’s all good cuz there’s a 28 year old pussy in a bikini…sloppy, rich, ugly or not…it’s better than what I’m used to.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Princess Madeline

2010

25

May

More Kirsten Dunst Bikini Pictures of the Day

Kirsten Dunst has a shitty weird looking body. She looks like some kind of monster you’d find in a horror movie and here are a few more pictures of her from yesterday’s bikini pictures that I was too lazy to post, just to prove my point….

I am disappointed in myself for not finding a way to seduce her, molest her, scream obscenities at her when she was in town shooting her movie, the closest I got to her was walking into a store an hour after she did, but I’m convinced I could still smell the sour booze, stale smokes and dried up pussy, but that was probably all in my head…..

Here she is on her quest to not fall totally into obscurity….

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Kirsten Dunst

2010

25

May

Miley Cyrus Bikini Pictures of the Day

When you have a website called Drunkenstepfather and your slogan for the site for the first 3 years was “a place where I get drunk and molest you”, you do what you can to only post and link to bitches who are 18 and over, even if 16 is legal where I am from, because you don’t want the FBI, who are probably already watching the site closely, thinking that I may have bad intentions, even if I don’t, and even if there are far worse humans out there doing far worse things, like the execs at Disney and her father for exploiting her, so I don’t post 17 year old starlets in their bikinis, even if they are celebrities who give lapdances, and are fairgame cuz they want all the attention and they want you to think of them sexually, cuz I just don’t want legal issues….but I do look at pictures of 17 year olds in their bikinis…cuz I am only human…and in Canada, I am allowed to fuck them…..

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Posted in:Bikini|Miley Cyrus

2010

24

May

Armani’s Tall Skinny Pussy in a Bikini of the Day

If you are an aspiring model, I suggest you take this bitch’s lead and befriend one of the richest and most successful fashion designers around…. and fuck him….cuz taking old dick isn’t so bad when you can justify it by all the upside you get by doing it….and really Armani’s old and not in it for love, he’s just looking to have a good time, have a little arm candy, and smell a fresh young pussy cuz he knows that never goes out of style, and that as long as you have money and power, it’s really not too challenging to make happen, cuz girls are whores and usually drop all morals and values when it comes to personal gain….and here he is doin’ the Hefner.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Georgio Armani|Model|Skinny

2010

24

May

Kirsten Dunst is Scary in a Bikini of the Day

I spent the better part of a month thinking about stalking Kirsten Dunst when she was living in Montreal, the city I live in. Unfortunately, she is hardly relevant enough to get my lazy ass searching for her, so I didn’t bother. I heard some random funny rumors about her, like that her boyfriend is in his late 50s, that she was buying lots of drugs from a drug dealer I know, that she went to a club and got kicked out because she was sitting in a bottle service table, that she likes vegetarian food, and most importantly, that she is short, skinny, and unhealthy looking….like the kind of pussy you throw a quarter at on the street, even if it is your emergency quarter that your mom sewed into your pants for a phone call if you get mugged, cuz she’s just that hurting….I admit that I would have rather made my own opinion on her by hiding in her hotel closet, but I’ll take their word for it, and here she is in some shitty bikini pics.

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Bikini|Kirsten Dunst

2010

21

May

Daniela Cannavaro Does the Shrek in a Bikini of the Day

This is some serious troll pussy….I figure she got a little too into the whole Shrek is making another movie shit and decided she’ll do everything in her power to look like the motherfucker cuz she’s such a serious fan…I really don’t understand this situation, but it is apparently a soccer player and his wife on the beach, only his wife isn’t hot groupie pussy, it’s some pig shit that you probably wouldn’t notice unless the bar was closing and you had a boner you needed to tend to but didn’t have the 50 dollars for street hooker pussy….I mean is this soccer player a queer frontin’, is this some faggot shit that ends with HIV, is he looking for someone who feels like his mother, or does this bitch have dirt on him that she can extort him with, or maybe it’s for citizenship, but I know there is no way this is by choice…cuz even if she has big tits, she has big everything else, broad as farm equipment and it scares me cuz in my fantasy world girls like this don’t exist…but you may like it and it is in a bikini…

Pics via Fame

Posted in:Bikini|Daniela Cannavaro

2010

21

May

Kate Plus 8 Bikini Pics of the Day

My idea of good TV is not seeing a bitch who has had 8 kids like a fucking stray dog in a bikini, cuz even stray dogs get saggy pussies and sloppy bodies and awkwardly big nipples after they’ve been forced into backyard breeding, and they are designed to have 8 kids at a time, while humans aren’t….so seeing Kate Gosselin, the lesbian who took fertility drugs to create her own village, and exploit her own village, because she had an idea for a TV show, and breeding was the only way to live out her dreams, in a bikini is pretty fucking disgusting, cuz even after months of Dancing with the Stars despite not being a star, her body looks like an abused mess, and I can only assume her pussy is worse, otherwise this opportunist would have released a sex tape by now, but instead keeps her junk underwraps…and I’m not sure why she’s with that Bill Clinton lookin’ motherfucer…but I am sure it isn’t sexual, since he doesn’t have a pussy, and I really don’t care about this pig or her show….or her bikini pcis…but I am posting them anyway.

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Kate Gosselin|Kate Plus 8

2010

21

May

Nina Dobrev in a Bikini of the Day

Here’s some Canadian 21 year old who is on some show called the Vampire Diaries and she’s in a bikini. I’ve been hearing a lot about her over the last few months, maybe it’s because I am in Canada and Canada gets hard for their 5 actors who landed gigs in the USA, or maybe it’s cuz people want to fuck her, and I guess why wouldn’t they, she’s 21 and pussy is at its fucking prime at 21, since it knows how to fuck better than 18, because 18 is a little shy and conservative, but it is not as damaged as 25 where a few break-ups have thrown them into “slut” phases….but from an objective point of view, she’s got a pretty shitty fucking ass. I’m not sure if it is flat, or if it is fat, but I do know she should do some fucking squats, cuz some shape is lacking….but I’m not complaining cuz a bitch in a bikini is a bitch in a bikini….even if that bikini is jacked the fuck up like it’s designed for a post pregnant 40 year old who is trying to wear a bikini to be hip but wants to hide those unflattering stretch marks…but whatever….

Pics via PacificCoastNews

Posted in:Bikini|Nina Dobrev