Royal Pussy has probably looked better than this mess of a woman…but I guess after generations of inbreeding we take what we can get when it comes to blue blooded bitches….it’s not like there are all that many actual Princesses in the world to get off to…and if you have a middle ages fetish…it makes masturbation pretty fucking hard…unless of course you are like my friend who go to parks and stages battles who is understandably a little too socially awkward to get laid….but who has no problem hiring hookers and dressing them up in period costumes….not that kind of period….actually historically relevant dresses he and crowns he gets made custom….sure it’s weird…but so are most fetishes…give him a break….at least he’s trying to maintain the luxury, exclusiveness and regal respectable behavior of a princess…while this Princess Madeline chick just jumps into the behavior and dress of a common whore….

Here are the pics of her and her sloppy body that is probably the root of why her boyfriend left her, cuz royalty or not, this body isn’t something you want to lock into for any amount of money….unless you’re me, in which case it’s all good cuz there’s a 28 year old pussy in a bikini…sloppy, rich, ugly or not…it’s better than what I’m used to.

Pics via Bauer

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