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Kirsten Dunst is Scary in a Bikini of the Day

I spent the better part of a month thinking about stalking Kirsten Dunst when she was living in Montreal, the city I live in. Unfortunately, she is hardly relevant enough to get my lazy ass searching for her, so I didn’t bother. I heard some random funny rumors about her, like that her boyfriend is in his late 50s, that she was buying lots of drugs from a drug dealer I know, that she went to a club and got kicked out because she was sitting in a bottle service table, that she likes vegetarian food, and most importantly, that she is short, skinny, and unhealthy looking….like the kind of pussy you throw a quarter at on the street, even if it is your emergency quarter that your mom sewed into your pants for a phone call if you get mugged, cuz she’s just that hurting….I admit that I would have rather made my own opinion on her by hiding in her hotel closet, but I’ll take their word for it, and here she is in some shitty bikini pics.

Pics via Bauer

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  • Nino

    I seen her in New York she doesnt look bad, just white like you typical Danish chicks
    WTF is a “bottle service table”

  • Sun Screen!

  • roscoe

    tits are still decent

  • Drunken Pig

    Bitch is a known coke-whore..Id let her tingle my spidy-sense’s!!

  • Joe Nobody

    She’s a mongoloid. Admit it.

  • WOW! She is so… white! Like a ghost. LOL!

  • Josh

    I´d hit it like a drum…

  • Ddan

    She’s looks great. She’s just pale because that’s naturally what white people look like. Nothing wrong with that.