Here is some shoot of Pam Anderson for Radar Magazine because Radar clearly has a limited budget and she’s the only bitch willing to do things for free because she wants people to keep caring about her.

Now that she’s menopausal, I don’t really get why people still find her relevant, maybe they are just nostalgic masturbaters and remember the night they spent with Pam Anderson’s Playboy in their treehouse 15 years ago or lying in bed with a teenage erection on a Saturday night only to find a new episode of Baywatch on to help make them feel guilt and shame all over their bellies or maybe people are just amazed at how she’s climbed her way out of being a trashy poor Canadian to become a trashy and rich Hollywood slut with retarded fake tits that are also pretty amazing because they haven’t exploded.

But I am just amazied by how she’s had so much sperm shot up in her that she’s an honorary dude. It’s like she’s got a fat set of balls producing the shit of her own, only instead it’s all donations that dry up on the lining of her uterine wall. Good thing she’s barren from the abortions, std’s and age, because she’ll know in advance that her next pregnancy scare will just be a big 8 pound ball of cum that her body is spitting up like a cat spits up a hairball.

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