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2010

25

Jan

J.Lo’s Fat Ass Drinks By the Pool with the Kids of the Day

Here are some pictures of Jenny from the Block keeping it hood by drinking with her kids poolside. This is the kind of shit the housing projects are made of. Seriously, all it’s missing is her hand halfway down her pants grabbing her dicks telling her kid to come sit on her lap, before freaking the fuck out when the kid says no, and beating the fuck out of it, I saw Precious, I know how it works….

Here she is in a robe….and at least 4 pairs of SPANX trying to contain her disgusting….and protect it from the outside world…

Pics via Bauer

Posted in:Drinking|J.Lo|kids|Poolside

2009

08

Oct

Shauna Sand Grocery Shops in Her Strippers Shoes With Her Kids of the Day

Here are some pictures of Shauna Sand grocery shopping in her stripper on her way to work or just got off work outfit. I know this first hand because I have spent many nights at 3 am drunk waiting by the back door of strip clubs trying to convince the girls to do a little overtime work on my dick, sometimes succeeding in my request, but most of the time just getting kicked by these plastic heeled weapons on their feet, or knocked down by their trashy fake designer purses or fake designer duffle bags that house their luxurious costumes they got at the sex shop and wore that night.

I guess this kind of outfit is expected from Shauna Sand, if anything she’s toned it down a lot as she slowly turns into some dried up living corpse and the only real surprise in all this is that she actually buys groceries, I just thought her diet consisted of chocolate flavored laxatives and cum.

Pics via INFphoto


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Posted in:Groceries|kids|Shauna Sand|Whore Shoes

2009

19

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Inspires the Kids of the Day

Disney is one of those companies that is so tightly knit into the kids that shit pretty much helps raise the youth. From the time Disney started back in Walt’s basement after sunday school lessons where all the little boys would sit on his lap and watch cartoons to now when Vanessa Hudgens whores out on the internet and here’s the proof that a Disney shouldn’t play the wholesome card, we all know they are directly involved in kids being sexual at younger and younger ages, whether its Miley Cyrus’ vagina in the offices of their executives or a couple 12 year olds finger banging to that new interracial movie they are droppin, or even a blow job on Space Mountain or the Tea Cups,.Disney’s got it’s scary corporate hands in the shit…and I am sure they are makin’ money on it….I wouldn’t be surprised if the motherfuckers invented Plan B contraceptive, I mean provided they were interested in girls who have had their period, but to these perverts, puberty is just yucky…remember Peter Pan? Exactly…..

Posted in:kids|Vanessa Hudgens

2009

23

Apr

Slutty Kids Dancing Video of the Day

Everyone knows that B-More revolutionized party music and are the reason hip hop’s gone electro, but there’s some other shit going down in Baltimore that I don’t know if it’s a trend, but it is pretty fucking dirty and that’s a group of 14 year olds dirty fucking dancing in some skimpy fucking clothes. Now I don’t know if that ass shakin’ in the video is on an ass that belongs to a 14 year old, but I do know seeing some punk kid getting grinded hard, will probably lower your self esteem because you have never had that kind of swagger in your life and I like to post it to remind you that you suck at life and have less game than a fuckin’ kid.

Either way, this video is not that big of a deal, it’s just dancing, and 14 year old whores have been getting pregnant since the beginning of time, but I’m sure the white folk out there are going to be offended and think it’s fucked enough to start sending letters into Oprah to do a show on this shit, but I think she already has.

Who cares, the world is more sexualized, we’re all gonna die of Aids, but at least girls are the fucking prudes they used to be.

Posted in:Dirty Dancing|kids

2009

14

Apr

Amy Winehouse Scaring The Kids of the Day

Here are some pictures of beautiful Amy Winehouse living it up in the Islands and by living it up, I mean scaring the shit out of the local black kids, who don’t quite understand what the fuck she is, but know it’s probably something bad. I still think she’s amazing, but I do have a soft spot for crack addicted sluts who have money and big titties, even if those titties are slowly falling off their frail chests.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Bikini|kids|Running

2009

19

Jan

Pam Anderson is Out in a Bikini With Her Kids of the Day

The coolest thing about being Pam Anderson’s kid is that you can put the sex tape video in and see how she sucks dick. A lot of kids don’t get the pleasure of seeing just how their mom handles a dick in her mouth. I figure if mom’s taught their daughters just the right moves, we’d all be in a better place, you know like passing down a recipe from one generation to another, and each family having their own specific trademark moves, perfecting it over the years, instead they just lock that shit in the vault and never let their girls know shit about shit and if they do they end up on Dr Phil being judged by the fucking world.

Sure, Pam Anderson’s son’s can really only use her that video as a life lesson from mother to child if they end up being poofters, which is probably the case, because that’s just the kind of impact watching a close up of your dad’s drummin’ dick slamming your mom’s bald pussy has on you….

Fortunately, despite how much she’s aged, or how haggard she is, her shit doesn’t have that affect on me. I can still tap into the past and remember the sex object she was. Not to mention, I’d fuck any pussy. True story.

Posted in:Bikini|kids|Pam Anderson

2006

07

Feb

Britney’s Parenting Techniques


This is all over the internet, I saw it on TV already, there’s really no point in me posting it because I have nothing interesting to say about it, but I generally don’t have anything interesting to say about much. I guess in Britney’s defense, I will say that my mother was a whore, as in a prostitute and not a whore as in I am a spoiled little rich kid and I hate my whore mother. Anyway, the point of the story is that she used to make me watch her get fucked by random men, I guess they were paying customers and she just wanted to show me what fucking is all about, I was lucky that the few times she did use condoms. She didn’t make me put them on for her, like her own personal condom applicator. I used to smoke cigarettes and drink booze with her when I was 5, and she was between jobs, she treated me like I was her useless slave and made me fist one of her friend’s in some on-stage performance. I think she made 10 dollars or something from it. I had no idea what I was doing at the time and in retrospect, one would find that a little disturbing, but I found it hot, and still do. We were in Mexico and we needed to eat.

All this to say, if driving with your kid on your lap is so bad, you should look at what your neighbors are doing to their kids behind closed doors and more importantly, Britney is rich, and nothing bad ever happens to the rich people.

Posted in:Britney Spears|kids|parent|Slut|Unsorted

2006

07

Feb

Britney's Parenting Techniques


This is all over the internet, I saw it on TV already, there’s really no point in me posting it because I have nothing interesting to say about it, but I generally don’t have anything interesting to say about much. I guess in Britney’s defense, I will say that my mother was a whore, as in a prostitute and not a whore as in I am a spoiled little rich kid and I hate my whore mother. Anyway, the point of the story is that she used to make me watch her get fucked by random men, I guess they were paying customers and she just wanted to show me what fucking is all about, I was lucky that the few times she did use condoms. She didn’t make me put them on for her, like her own personal condom applicator. I used to smoke cigarettes and drink booze with her when I was 5, and she was between jobs, she treated me like I was her useless slave and made me fist one of her friend’s in some on-stage performance. I think she made 10 dollars or something from it. I had no idea what I was doing at the time and in retrospect, one would find that a little disturbing, but I found it hot, and still do. We were in Mexico and we needed to eat.

All this to say, if driving with your kid on your lap is so bad, you should look at what your neighbors are doing to their kids behind closed doors and more importantly, Britney is rich, and nothing bad ever happens to the rich people.

Posted in:Britney Spears|kids|parent|Slut|Unsorted