Pam Anderson is squatting like this is because she is fighting with her vagina. The fucking thing is trying to get closer to the dirt where it belongs, trying to bury itself, because it’s done. It’s lived a long and full life that has seen many interesting things and wants to make room for new vagina, and Pam Anderson just isn’t ready to see it go.

Or maybe she’s just squatting like a China Man on a hot China day because she doesn’t have a chair. Maybe
the hepatitis really wears you down, so bad that you can’t stand for more than a couple of minutes without feeling faint, but I like to think it’s vagina suicide. It makes my boring life more interesting.

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