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2017

08

Dec

Pam Anderson Hep C Free of the Day

Pam Anderson Behind the Camera in White Bra and PAnties

Pam Anderson being Hep Free makes her hard to make fun of, even when she’s posing in a slutty photoshoot, featuring her as if she was 30 years younger, while she’s pushing 60 years old, but she’s still looking alright, and I guess her internal organs feels younger than they have in years, which has finally allowed her titties, that are probably only a few years old, and her jacked up injected face to synch up…

I don’t know what this is about, but as someone who liked Pam Anderson’s nipples in Baywatch, and Pam Anderson in Playboy as much as you’d like any sex doll, this is a reminder that it’s ok to hang up the titties, you don’t need to keep posing in front of the camera, no matter how trash you are, you eventually become that old stripper stripping for fun, not necessity and that takes all the fun out of it.

I guess what it comes down to is that those tits have been to battle..and so has the rest of her…yet here she is…disease free. Fascinating.

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2017

06

Dec

Pam Anderson in Mask and Costume of the Day

Pam Anderson

I have very little to say about Pam Anderson now that she’s been cured of the HEP…

I used to really appreciate making the HEP jokes…you know like it was a neon sign over her 5th generation breast implants….clown tits..that revolutionized a trend with trashy women in the 90s who felt she was the beacon of hot, despite being a hot chick, she destroyed herself with the surgeries, yet still exists…

She’s in a costume, wearing some latex fetish gear, I guess it’s date night with Julien Assange…

And as a fellow Canadian, she is our queen and I must worship her, whatever it is that she is….the fighter for animal rights…

But even with her “big animal friendly heart”….The only funny Pam Anderson scoop I know is that even at 100 years old, she still hates being around young women, she wants to be the hot chick in the room, even though she’s 100..

That’s how vapid cunts work….weird…

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2017

28

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Erotic Tribute to Hef of the Day

Pam Anderson, one of the Playmates who might as well be dead, but is not dead because she’s not Anna Nicole Smith, ultimately owes her life to Hef, because he pulled her out of Canada, got her naked, and gave her a career, allowing her to get very rich and live the fucking dream, because I guess he knows how to spot them girls willing to get 47 breast implants to find the perfect breast to promote her cause of not wearing FUR….

I am not a Pam Anderson hater, it’s nice that she found new life now that her liver isn’t dying like it was HEF, thanks to the cure for Hep that didn’t do much for HEF….

I understand why she would be sad about this, he’s like a dad to her, who likely fucked her while she was coming up….

I also understand that she’s the most iconic or successful playmate from the 90s, when this kind of thing happened, and made her influential and hirable, I can’t think of any others, and assume that she knows everyone will be turning to her social media to check in – so play it up, be hot and in lingerie, you’re Pam Anderson today is your day…

It’s nice a whore gives credit to her pimp, most girls take all the credit for their success so good to see a nice Canadian girl who knows respect..

I wonder how much Hef made off of her?

Her caption:

Mr Hefner
I have so many thoughts, I have no brain n right now to edit
I am me because of you
You taught me everything important about freedom and respect.
Outside of my family
You were the most important person in my life.
You gave me my life… People tell me all the time
That I was your favorite…
I’m in such deep shock.
But you were old,
your back hurt you so much.
Last time I saw you
You were using a walker.
You didn’t want me to see.
You couldn’t hear.
You had a piece of paper in your pocket you showed me –
with my name Pamela with a heart
around it.

Now,
I’m falling apart.
This feeling is so crazy.
It’s raining in Paris now.
I’m by the window.
Everything anyone loves about me is because you understood me.
Accepted me
and encouraged me to be myself.
Love like no one else.
Live recklessly
With unfiltered abandon.
You said the magazine was about a girl like me. That I embody the spirit you fantasized about.
I was the one.
You said.

I can hear you say –

Be brave.
There are no rules.
Live your life
I’m proud of you.
There are no mistakes.
And with men –
Enjoy … (Your wonderful laugh)
You have the world by the tail
You are a good girl
And
you are so loved –
You are not crazy.
You are wild and free
Stay strong,
Stay vulnerable. … “It’s movie time”

You loved my boys … You were always, always there for us.
With your love
Your crazy wisdom.
I will miss your everything.
Thank you for making the world a better place.
A freeer and sexier place.
You were a gentleman
charming, elegant, chivalrous
And so much fun.
Goodbye Hef … Your Pamela ????

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2017

22

Sep

Pam Anderson’s Tight Outfit and Her Old Nudes of the Day

Pam Anderson in a tight black body suit

Pam Anderson has some second life thing going on. I guess she’s worked with her designer / plastic surgeon to build her up to a place where she still looks like a parody of herself. You know the old bloated haggard jacked up face version of her. Cute.

I guess this is what happens when you fight HEP C you got from being a whore – thanks to HEP C being curable if you’re rich enough – and while finally off that liver preserving pills – you can finally live again.

The most interesting Pam Anderson story I’ve heard is that she doesn’t like being around young girls, she likes being the only person in the room, because under the animal activist, is a narcissitic, vain, slut who doesn’t like being out staged, or reminded of how she’s near death.

GOOD TIMES>

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Here’s some old nudes…

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2017

10

Aug

Digging Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day

I realize that these PAM ANDERSON POST HEP C pics are from the other day, I’ve already done at least one post on this already…but like all things Pam Anderson…I can keep milking the fake tits that probably don’t lactate anymore thanks to all the surgeries she’ s had in the validating herself as being nothing but a set of tits and devoting a life to shaping the tits to be the best they can be…inspiring a generation of trashy girls now in their late 30s and 40s to get tits…since it worked for Pam Anderson….it can work for them…but the funny thing is that no matter how hard you try to get the perfect tis, you can never quite master it because you’re working against the clock, it’s not a gets better with age situation, great tits on a rotting body….situation….

But I can’t stop staring…but not at her tits…at the no longer contaminated from Hep, but possibly from other magical viruses, ass…and something more than just magical rockstar fucking viruses is going on here…and I love it.

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2017

07

Aug

Pam Anderson on ALl Fours in a Bikini of the DAy

Pam Anderson is on all fours on a paddleboard and it’s almost as exciting as when I jerked off to her tits on Baywatch in the 90s, or her Playboy shoots with her tits in the 90s, or her sex tape with Tommy Lee in the 90s, before sex tapes were a thing, and when seeing a big rock and roll cock slide into an iconic slut who helped the sale of hair bleach and implants grow exponentially, a MEME before there were MEMEs….because she’s innovative, and amazing…and most importantly…she beats HEPATITIS…because there is NOTHING this Animal Saving woman can’t do…and Hepatitis or Not…I am about burying myself inside whatever is going on here…

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2017

24

Jul

Elle VS Pam VS Reese Old Lady Bikinis of the DAy

Which girl over 100 fucking years do you like best….

Elle Macpherson….the model I used to jerk off to in 1989 when I first found Sports Illustrated swim when it still mattered….who still looks amazing because models know how to get rich guys and keep them…

Reese Witherspoon who you never jerked off to but who was the chubby, and now still chubby, chronic jogger, who trapped Ryan Philippe, stole his career, won an Oscar, married her Agent like a dirtbag, and made stupid fucking money while pretending to love JESUS…when really she loves fame, and money and eating..

Or Pam Anderson..tits you jerk off to for being naked trashy, with trashy tits, who influenced strippers everywhere…aging in a weird way thanks to years of hepatitis she’s cured and plastic surgery rot…an icon no more…

My vote is with ELLE…CAST YOUR VOTE…

Elle Macpherson in a Bikini of the Day

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Pam Anderson in a Bikini of the Day

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Reese Witherspoon in a Bikini of the Day

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2017

06

Apr

Pam Anderson’s Big Tits in a Dress of the Day

Pam Anderson proves that even when you’re too old to model lingerie, you’re never too old to model lingerie, even if you are TOO old to model lingerie, you can still shamelessly get into lingerie and let people take pics of you…provided there is enough photoshoot/ a lot of photoshop, lighting, hair and make-up, the images are in black and white so you can’t see vile old lady marks and scars…because when you’re Pam Anderson, you’re not only a Hepatitis survivor, you didn’t just beat hepatitis that bogged you down as punishment for being a harlot for so many years, and you don’t just have a new life, second life, new lease on life to go back to what you know…but you’re Pam Anderson…a 90s icon, the 90s are hot, and women in their 40s still channel her because she’s the reason they have fake tits and bleached blonde hair….seriously, 15 years ago…all strip clubs looked like this..because she’s a Canadian legend that has no borders…..never giving up….even when she should…

She was out in LONDON the other day….

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2017

08

Mar

Pam Anderson Big Fake Tits for Fashion Week of the Day

Pam Anderson still got fake tits…that she takes out with her when she’s invited to fancy places thanks to being Pam Anderson…and the whole 90s revival..where Tommy Hilfiger and Guess are re-releasing the shirts you wore in High School and despite being a leathery mom….she’s still looking ok…I mean she’s so plastic surgery ridden – how could she look anything but leathery and amazing…there’s not much give left in her skin, and her tits are probably her 5th upgrade…making them as youthful as you’d want in tits, it’s the pussy I’d be most concerned with though….a pussy I remember jerking off to back in the Honeymoon Tape years…they were wonderful times….

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2016

07

Nov

Porn Hating Pam Anderson Pregnancy Watch in a Tight Dress of the Day

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The only thing Pam Anderson has done the last 5 years is complain about porn killing romance in the bedroom, which I would argue is actually true, because dudes who date Pam Anderson probably spend more time jerking off to her porn, than they do onto her face…thanks to the aging process that has miraculoulsy left her pregnant and in a tight dress…that you’d expect a Pornstar or hooker to wear out to an event…like a wedding, or first communion or even the Porn Awards…because they may not be classy bitches, but they sure know how to show off their body…even when you’d rather they didn’t….which is why you turn to porn to forget what you’ve just witnessed..

It is a porn generation, but I don’t really know if that’s a bad thing, since 19 year old girls are wanting some really insanely dirty things…that really they ones I’ve known have always wanted…it’s just more mainstream…so instead of thinking “eating your ass is gross”….they think “I love eating ass I watch it all the time”…and alas, I get my ass eaten….something I’d probably still do to a Pam Anderson because I jerked off to her in the 90s…and feel like I’d be failing myself if I didn’t take on that opportunity if it presented itself, plus, her Hepatitis is cured so…dig in…

That still doesn’t explain her pregnancy bump….

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