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2015

21

Dec

Pam Anderson and Miley Cyrus Save Whales in Vancouver Concert Together of the Day

It’s hard to get excited over anything that Pam Anderson is involved in, she’s old, she’s tired, her breasts are still stupid looking, and I was done jerking off to her in the late 90s….

Luckily she had Miley Cyrus to help carry her in hometown concert, these Canadians never fully capable of leaving their maple Syrup sucking ways..especially after being cured of Hepatitis..not that that is related, but it means she’s not dead yet and in not being dead…why not walk around Miley’s show in a one piece to discuss issues like saving the whales…a cause I support..becuase Marine Mammals are fucking amazing..even when Pam Anderson is not…

But I guess the point of her doing this was to draw attention to herself, she knows as well as us that hse’s old and not what she was, she has to look at all the wrinkles and new discoveries of aging everyday – before getting plastic surgery to try ot fix it…

And why not do it with Miley, a lost girl just trying to find her voice, her place and doing it in the silliest, sexualized, fun way….

Good times, but irrelevant times.

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2015

03

Dec

Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day

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When I heard that Playboy was taking out nudity, to try to rebrand and secure ad dollars, to copy their website’s lead….I laughed and thought…the only way I’d buy a print magazine is if there was some exclusive, unscanable picture of the famous person’s pussy, so that I could rank their level of inny/vs outty on a number chart….

I can’t imagine people being keen to buy a print magazine, targeted to men, as a lifestyle magazine, with content you can find on the internet…so I think they went the wrong direction…which is something supported in their deecision to have Pam Anderson, 50 something year old, Plastic Surgery ridden monster, to be the last nude model….but don’t worry, she’s not a toxic, diseased dump of a vagina anymore…that shit’s been cured…and she even had the decency to ask her kids permission, like they don’t know she’s a pornstar….

I guess, if the ship is sinking, sink with it….you see even Vogue does nudity…and Playboy did nudity when society was so uptight…not that society isn’t uptight now…I mean they are more uptight in their attempt to be politically correct….but the porn is more hardcore…even crimial level of disgusting….you might as well throw her in the sinking ship…with Hef…a solid terrible end to everything he built and made a fortune off…

They had Ellen Von Unwerth take the pics, she’s great….and I’m sure…Playboy will have nudity back in it this time next year….

Here’s the BTS….Behind the Scenes…

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2015

02

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Laying in Bed and It’s Amazing of the Day

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I guess this picture proves a very important thing you’ve probably never thought about, never considered, never debated, never questioned, never cared about…because she’s Pam Anderson…and she’s practically dead….

Because you can’t teach an old, dying of hepatitis Pam Anderson, divorced 100 times, original sex tape porn star…who isn’t a pornstar…but who looks like a pornstar…and who is pretty much a pornstar…but old and dried up…but still alive..and that in and of itself..is pretty amazing…but not really amazing at all..

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2015

17

Sep

Pam Anderson by David Lachapelle for Flaunt Magazine of the Day

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Pam Anderson is in Flaunt…shot by her homie, who we haven’t heard much about in years, because he was priobably hanging out with Pam Anderson in obscurity, Dave Lachapelle, who unlike Dave Chapelle, was a massive music video director back when Pam Anderson was relelvant….and who has since gone on to take gigs she brings him because she feels bad for him…and because he’s pretty genius in his high production, obscure shoots, that make instagram photoshoots look as broke ass as they fucking are..

This is for Flaunt, she’s naked despite being 100, but her tits are 10-15, so it balances out…even if that makes you a sex offender…I mean sex with Pam Anderson, or jerking off to her now…is pretty fucking offensive sexually anyway you dissect like her plastic surgeon..

Either, way, I’m into it…but I am a

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2015

21

May

Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

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Pam Anderson terrifies me…

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2015

08

May

400 Year Old Pam Ansderson Shows Off Her Nipples of the Day

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This is only news because Pam Anderson has had so many implants over her 6 decades of being a low level, pin-up, at least before menopause happened for her in 2005….it’s amazing she still has Nipples..

Granny Erotica…in some ways…tween erotica in other ways..cuz these tits are probably under 13 years old…

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2014

12

Dec

Pam Anderson is a Christmas Miracle of the Day

So LOVE MAGAZINE’S ADVENT CALENDAR – something I’ve been posting for the last many years – because they feature a fun video of a fun babe – half naked – for Christmas – has pushed the limits of miracles by featuring Pam Anderson and her nipple in today’s calendar entry, that may or may not be a fucking nightmare before Christmas to you, up on some ugly sweater kick…but that is amazing to me…not because it turns me on – but because it hasn’t died of hepatitis…

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2014

06

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Old as Fuck Ass of the Day

Pam Anderson ass, like her liver – is dead.

What isn’t dead is that I still want to sniff it, I see sexiness in elderly sluts…

Call me crazy, maybe it is a Pumpkin Spice, the fall colors, the end of a season – making me reflect on what was…Playboy chick with dumb tits who inspired a generation of bleached blonde bimbos with Playboy tattoos…getting naked to get famous…..She is the sex tape originator….

Maybe I just like the whole Ebola zombie scare…and the Halloween season that makes me leathery, rotting flesh…that smells like rotting flesh..

Or maybe I just like witnessing sadness…

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2014

03

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Nipple Slip of the Day

If Pam Anderson pulls her tit out in public because it’s been all she’s ever been appreciated for, coupled with it being so numb from all the surgeries she has no idea what the fuck that thing is doing, it has a mind of its own, and the fact that she’s old, tired and everyone has already seen it – from Playboy to Sex Tape to…whatever else she’s done…naked…prior to being 100 years old – one of those well preserved from all the semen and modern science sluts – does it make a sound.

I couldn’t tell you – all I see is Hepatitis.

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2014

28

Jul

Pam Anderson Flashing Her Ass of the Day

I don’t know if seeing Pam Anderson’s ass decades after really wanting to see Pam Anderson’s ass, even though we saw Pam Anderson’s ass before we even knew who Pam Anderson was…because the whole Pam Anderson strategy was getting famous for getting naked…one of the innovators in the 90s that encouraged girls to get shitty fake tits and dye jobs, because it was what guys liked and it worked for her…something girls today still fucking do, which kind of amazes me since it’s such a trashy and dated look….

But I guess she’s a legend and as a legend, a pro, an expert at this nudity thing, it is part of who she is and she should be showing off her ass until the day she dies even though no one really wants to touch it – thanks the the Hepatitis…except maybe the guy who was in Paris Hilton’s sex tape who I guess she met at a sex tape convention…and married a few times…

I guess the sick thing in all this is that I like it.

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2014

17

Mar

Pam Anderson Nude in Purple of the Day

Pam Anderson got naked for Purple magazine, which you’d probably find gross knowing she’s 90 or at least that her ravaged by dirty sex Liver is, but that for some reason seems less offensive since her tits are around 15.

If anything this shit, what you may have thought was hepatitis smelling geriatric porn, from one of the innovators in the celebrity having unprotected sex in sex tape to inspire the youth on how to get a reality show…is underage porn…

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2014

05

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Panty Flash of the Day

Well this was totally fucking unnecessary…

The good news is that whoever took this picture, decided to save us from the nightmare that is a hooker vagina in it’s old age after years of getting fucked by various penis, having babies, and dying of Hepatitis…


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2014

17

Feb

Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

Pam Anderson despite being 100 and dying of HEP C…had gone to bat for the animals again in this made for PETA lingerie…and I can’t hate it because Pam Anderson in the 90s was someone I masturbated to…but more importantly I love animals and lingerie and I even love elderly women in lingerie because it is so entertaining…I would even pitch old folks homes to run our own lingerie fashion shows as part of my volunteering as an entertainment coordinator to get closer to their WILLS…but no one Folks home will hire me…but luckily, like innovating the Sex tape and late night bathing suit wearing TV, and now geriatric, terminal illness erotica…she’d can’t stop, won’t stop, yay…

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2014

07

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Got Hep C Hair of the DAy

Thanks to the whole Woody Allen thing, I asked the public, my friends, fans and admirers….my internet Valentines and haters…who they would have wanted to be molested by when they were 7…because as someone who doesn’t remember if he was molested, doesn’t care if he was molested, and doesn’t like hearing the drama from people who have been molested, I am heartless when it comes to age old issues great minds have been diddling for generations..like it is the foundation of humanity or some shit…not that 7 year olds, even orphans no one cares about but that get adopted to feed some spoiled Lindsay Lohan of her Generations ego…..

And more than one person said Pam Anderson…because I probably talk to a lot of 30 year olds…or even 40 year olds…cuz being 7 when Pam Anderson mattered would make you pretty fucking old…but not as old as Pam Anderson…someone dying of liver disease who cut off all her hair…because looking like a porn granny on her way to go knitting with a dick in her battered asshole…who you can almost take seriously..is her new look…unless of course she’s got cancer…and this is her cancer hair…in which case..I’m an asshole…but you already knew that…

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2013

03

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Nipples on the Beach of the Day

I guess Halloween is right around the corner and this is some zombie tits to prep everyone and get us in the dead fucking sex appeal spirit of a soulless creature who doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old, even though her hepatitis liver constantly reminds her…that it is giving the fuck out and that she’s got no one but her rancid whore pussy to blame…

She was all the rage in 1995…that was a long fucking time ago…and now she’s on a beach topless, cuz when your tits are this big, fake and plastic, you don’t need a shirt, because technically they aren’t tits anymore…they are just weird skin covered things that no one really wants to see…except maybe a few of you who haven’t let go of the past…and who she reminds of a better time when the world seemed to have so much opportunity…before failing hard…

Either way, she’s topless, pretending she doesn’t want pics taken, but topless, pretty much proving she wants pics taken, and I figure we should give any dying person something to make their final days a little better…

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