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2014

17

Mar

Pam Anderson Nude in Purple of the Day

Pam Anderson got naked for Purple magazine, which you’d probably find gross knowing she’s 90 or at least that her ravaged by dirty sex Liver is, but that for some reason seems less offensive since her tits are around 15.

If anything this shit, what you may have thought was hepatitis smelling geriatric porn, from one of the innovators in the celebrity having unprotected sex in sex tape to inspire the youth on how to get a reality show…is underage porn…

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2014

05

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Panty Flash of the Day

Well this was totally fucking unnecessary…

The good news is that whoever took this picture, decided to save us from the nightmare that is a hooker vagina in it’s old age after years of getting fucked by various penis, having babies, and dying of Hepatitis…


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2014

17

Feb

Pam Anderson for PETA of the Day

Pam Anderson despite being 100 and dying of HEP C…had gone to bat for the animals again in this made for PETA lingerie…and I can’t hate it because Pam Anderson in the 90s was someone I masturbated to…but more importantly I love animals and lingerie and I even love elderly women in lingerie because it is so entertaining…I would even pitch old folks homes to run our own lingerie fashion shows as part of my volunteering as an entertainment coordinator to get closer to their WILLS…but no one Folks home will hire me…but luckily, like innovating the Sex tape and late night bathing suit wearing TV, and now geriatric, terminal illness erotica…she’d can’t stop, won’t stop, yay…

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2014

07

Feb

Pam Anderson’s Got Hep C Hair of the DAy

Thanks to the whole Woody Allen thing, I asked the public, my friends, fans and admirers….my internet Valentines and haters…who they would have wanted to be molested by when they were 7…because as someone who doesn’t remember if he was molested, doesn’t care if he was molested, and doesn’t like hearing the drama from people who have been molested, I am heartless when it comes to age old issues great minds have been diddling for generations..like it is the foundation of humanity or some shit…not that 7 year olds, even orphans no one cares about but that get adopted to feed some spoiled Lindsay Lohan of her Generations ego…..

And more than one person said Pam Anderson…because I probably talk to a lot of 30 year olds…or even 40 year olds…cuz being 7 when Pam Anderson mattered would make you pretty fucking old…but not as old as Pam Anderson…someone dying of liver disease who cut off all her hair…because looking like a porn granny on her way to go knitting with a dick in her battered asshole…who you can almost take seriously..is her new look…unless of course she’s got cancer…and this is her cancer hair…in which case..I’m an asshole…but you already knew that…

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2013

03

Oct

Pam Anderson’s Nipples on the Beach of the Day

I guess Halloween is right around the corner and this is some zombie tits to prep everyone and get us in the dead fucking sex appeal spirit of a soulless creature who doesn’t realize she’s 100 years old, even though her hepatitis liver constantly reminds her…that it is giving the fuck out and that she’s got no one but her rancid whore pussy to blame…

She was all the rage in 1995…that was a long fucking time ago…and now she’s on a beach topless, cuz when your tits are this big, fake and plastic, you don’t need a shirt, because technically they aren’t tits anymore…they are just weird skin covered things that no one really wants to see…except maybe a few of you who haven’t let go of the past…and who she reminds of a better time when the world seemed to have so much opportunity…before failing hard…

Either way, she’s topless, pretending she doesn’t want pics taken, but topless, pretty much proving she wants pics taken, and I figure we should give any dying person something to make their final days a little better…

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2013

31

May

Pam Anderson’s Being Pam Anderson a Decade Later for Vogue Brazil of the Day

Never too old to try, especially not when you’re entire 50 year old body has been rebuilt, refurbished, redesigned, and is in fact less than 20 years old.

Jerking off to these tits would be illegal based on their age alone, but since they are attached to some zombie Glamour Model of yesteryear, it makes it ok, even if it should be illegal…

The reality is that she’s photoshopped so hard that this is not even her, if anything these pics could just be from the archives of her younger years, being played off today, because she doesn’t look dead, or like a zombie, all yellow and dying of HEP, like her sagging skin faced normally does…

It’s still nice to be reminded of the 90s, when jerking off to Pam Anderson was a thing all guys did pre-internet thanks to Baywatch Slow Motion scenes and some playboy pictorials.

Even if it is weird.

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2013

08

Jan

Pam Anderson Pasty Titty on Stars on Ice Pasty of the Day

Pam Anderson was on a show called Stars on Ice or Dancing on Ice or some figuring skating based garbage that you’d expect a Canadian has been to get cast on, especially since she’s done all the bottom feeding she can…from Big Brother India to Dancing with the Stars….THERE’S NO WHERE ELSE TO GO….

She was voted off first….but before she got the boot, she pulled a little Pam Anderson old trick from the vault and exposed a titty, sure it had a Pasty on it, but you’d cover your nipples up too, if they were cut off and sewed back on as many times as her nipples have…you know the accident victim of titty….thanks to plastic surgery….

She may be 45, but she is the Playboy starlet when Playboy mattered, turned TV Star, turned movie star, turned Sex Tape Star….an innovator…who maximized her investment in her tits harder than most women…

In keeping up with her image, she went to an after party, got wasted, probably on one drink thanks to her liver failure due to hep, and flashed her ass like a good hooker….

She’s so much fun!

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2013

02

Jan

Pam Anderson’s Old Hep Ass is Awesome of the Day

Pam Anderson’s ass is fucking rockin’…holy shit I am actually blown the fuck away by this shit…cuz when I look at it, it hardly looks as blown the fuck out as you know it is…you know all that unprotected rockstar dick….the hepatitis…the being 100 fucking years old..I mean shit…I can practically jerk off to this shit for old times…without having to watch her sex tape , or Baywatch intro scene like it was old times….I am impressed….cuz whatever the fuck is going on here…is a good thing…maybe cuz it is in pics and I don’t have to smell the impending liver failure…but that works for me….


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2012

18

Oct

Pam Anderson is a Vegas Stripper of the Day


I kinda appreciate Pam Anderson’s never give up attitude….It’s like she had no talent, no skill, no experience back when she launched her career, but still mananged to make a huge success out of it, and even if her beauty is dying as fast as her liver, she’s still willing to hit up gigs at Vegas strip clubs, where she whores out like she’s not in her 50s, half naked and on all fours, and that is hysterical…..it’s like going to a middle aged costume party on Halloween….only to see so many women half naked…who shouldn’t be half naked….it may not give boners…but it does make for good times….

I’d say she should give up….but where is the fun in that.

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