Pam Anderson still got fake tits…that she takes out with her when she’s invited to fancy places thanks to being Pam Anderson…and the whole 90s revival..where Tommy Hilfiger and Guess are re-releasing the shirts you wore in High School and despite being a leathery mom….she’s still looking ok…I mean she’s so plastic surgery ridden – how could she look anything but leathery and amazing…there’s not much give left in her skin, and her tits are probably her 5th upgrade…making them as youthful as you’d want in tits, it’s the pussy I’d be most concerned with though….a pussy I remember jerking off to back in the Honeymoon Tape years…they were wonderful times….
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The only thing Pam Anderson has done the last 5 years is complain about porn killing romance in the bedroom, which I would argue is actually true, because dudes who date Pam Anderson probably spend more time jerking off to her porn, than they do onto her face…thanks to the aging process that has miraculoulsy left her pregnant and in a tight dress…that you’d expect a Pornstar or hooker to wear out to an event…like a wedding, or first communion or even the Porn Awards…because they may not be classy bitches, but they sure know how to show off their body…even when you’d rather they didn’t….which is why you turn to porn to forget what you’ve just witnessed..
It is a porn generation, but I don’t really know if that’s a bad thing, since 19 year old girls are wanting some really insanely dirty things…that really they ones I’ve known have always wanted…it’s just more mainstream…so instead of thinking “eating your ass is gross”….they think “I love eating ass I watch it all the time”…and alas, I get my ass eaten….something I’d probably still do to a Pam Anderson because I jerked off to her in the 90s…and feel like I’d be failing myself if I didn’t take on that opportunity if it presented itself, plus, her Hepatitis is cured so…dig in…
That still doesn’t explain her pregnancy bump….
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Pam Anderson was on some ethnic but English speaking talk show….she’s touring her “down with porn” angle that I guess came from her porn star ex husband Rick Solomon – famous from the Paris Hilton tapes jerking off to girls who aren’t Pam Anderson…
It’s nice that Pam Anderson recognizes that she’s a porn chick, but her porn was one of sensuality, one of romance, on her wedding night – and Honeymoon to her rocker that gave her Hepatitis..something she lived with for s a long time before they found a cure…something that was fun to laugh at before they found a cure….something that was actually as hardcore as celebrities got back in the 90s….
Her quest of ending porn makes total sense to me, I think porn ruins sex, I think it ruins relationships, I think it ruins traffic to my site, movie theater sales, and even breeding….
I really like the Jewish guy who is on the show with her…
Pam Anderson’s a monster who has booked a cameo or roll in the new Baywatch movie, probably because she was the main thing in the Baywatch TV show they are making a movie about,…it’s really her legacy…
She wasn’t always a monster, she’s just old as fuck, washed up and has gone under enough Frankenstein type surgery to have left damage…
We can assume she’s happy to get work, but she’s probably mad that they didn’t do the movie in the 90s, when she was at her hottest…and more importantly…when the movie stood a fucking chance…
I’m hoping the movie fails hard, I just fear that people will waste their money on it, perpetuating the financing of terrible ideas….it is all your fault CONSUMER…
It’s an era where porn is available online, we don’t need to watch busty girls in bikinis to jerk off, we can watch them gangbanged or throat fucked…
Pam Anderson included, you know with her SEX tape that paved the way for sex tapes….amateur famous person porn..it was brilliant…but unfortunately why Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian exist…something she should be punished for…
I’d still crawl up inside Pam Anderson’s womb, despite being old, she feels familiar, like home…and her panty flash is less terrifying now that her HEP C has been cured..
What I’m trying to say is that I am a fan of Pam Anderson…and all she does…old or not..she’s magical..
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Canada’s own, Pam Anderson is the face of some brand called misguided, and we can assume that the only misguided person was the person booking Pam Anderson for the job, because she’s washed up despite beating Hepatitis, she’s 48, (sure she is) and she’s still half naked modeling because it is all she knows…
It’s not that I hate Pam Anderson, I don’t think I ever jerked off to her, but I didn’t mind the cheesy 90s fake tit, blonde hair, petite body image she created and everyone imitated…
She was the low level celebrity, sex tape peddling, shameless and nude with a ton of work done, that led to a generation of stripper looking women who looked like bootleg versions of her, paving the way for Kim Kardashian to do the same thing, just with being fat, brown and doughy with a small waist….Yes, they are the same person…different generations and different levels of plastic but still what girls turned to do define what guys wanted to fuck…while Pam Anderson was always fuckable and still is, while Kim K is just a fucking monster…
I guess what I am saying, if they are going for 90s washed up, they shoulda used Mr Belding and Pauley Shore…because at least there’s more comedy than sadness with them doing sexy shoots…because seeing her model is sad…she must be an investor in the company..
I have seen a dick sliding in and out of Pam Anderson in the 90s when she actually mattered..
Seeing her strategically naked in her 50s…not that exciting for me or really anyone, even Pam Anderson fans, assuming she’s still got fans…
I feel like these kinds of personalities had their time being the babe, I mean she was in everything that needed a Playboy slut from Baywatch….but they eventually fade as they desperately try to stay young and hot and relevant…
In this instagram era, I can’t imagine the youth thinking she’s amazing as she wants them to….
But that doesn’t stop her shameless getting strategically nude…but I guess she’s celebrating her beating Hep C, because being a needle sharing slut shouldn’t be a death sentence..showing off her body, because without labia…since she’s classy.
Pam Anderson is in this groundbreaking role in a youtube video, because she’s not done yet, she’s still got more to give to the entertainment industry, and lucrative roles are falling into her lap like this Sci/fi for youtube…
I guess we are in the era of self produced movies, which is probably a good thing if you’re someone who can’t sell a script for the life of you, or don’t want to sell a script for the life of you, because you are an artist and visionary in your mind, or you have financing from VICE / FOX / MTV and can put it together without the whole Hollywood machine…by putting it up to youtube. It’s pretty exciting stuff, because fuck Hollywood.
So to some, Pam Anderson is not dead…or maybe she is, but makes a perfect futuristic soul cycle teacher…
Here’s the premise:
Connected, by Luke Gilford, is a portrait of a woman grappling with aging, self-perception, and transformation in a technologically optimized world. Jackie (Pamela Anderson) is a burnt-out AuraCycle instructor in the midst of a midlife crisis. She’s obsessed with self-improvement podcasts (voiced by Jane Fonda), and she is soon drawn to an advanced yet enigmatic wellness spa that promises to enhance her mind, body and soul. Guided by her effortless and nubile mentor, Luna (Dree Hemingway), Jackie will give up anything to feel “connected” — to herself, to the future, and to a precarious sense of perfection.
She beat Hepatitis…and deserves to be celebrated….with her clown tits…
It’s hard to get excited over anything that Pam Anderson is involved in, she’s old, she’s tired, her breasts are still stupid looking, and I was done jerking off to her in the late 90s….
Luckily she had Miley Cyrus to help carry her in hometown concert, these Canadians never fully capable of leaving their maple Syrup sucking ways..especially after being cured of Hepatitis..not that that is related, but it means she’s not dead yet and in not being dead…why not walk around Miley’s show in a one piece to discuss issues like saving the whales…a cause I support..becuase Marine Mammals are fucking amazing..even when Pam Anderson is not…
But I guess the point of her doing this was to draw attention to herself, she knows as well as us that hse’s old and not what she was, she has to look at all the wrinkles and new discoveries of aging everyday – before getting plastic surgery to try ot fix it…
And why not do it with Miley, a lost girl just trying to find her voice, her place and doing it in the silliest, sexualized, fun way….
Good times, but irrelevant times.
Pam Anderson is the Last Nude Model in Playboy Ever Until They Realize they Made a Mistake of the Day
When I heard that Playboy was taking out nudity, to try to rebrand and secure ad dollars, to copy their website’s lead….I laughed and thought…the only way I’d buy a print magazine is if there was some exclusive, unscanable picture of the famous person’s pussy, so that I could rank their level of inny/vs outty on a number chart….
I can’t imagine people being keen to buy a print magazine, targeted to men, as a lifestyle magazine, with content you can find on the internet…so I think they went the wrong direction…which is something supported in their deecision to have Pam Anderson, 50 something year old, Plastic Surgery ridden monster, to be the last nude model….but don’t worry, she’s not a toxic, diseased dump of a vagina anymore…that shit’s been cured…and she even had the decency to ask her kids permission, like they don’t know she’s a pornstar….
I guess, if the ship is sinking, sink with it….you see even Vogue does nudity…and Playboy did nudity when society was so uptight…not that society isn’t uptight now…I mean they are more uptight in their attempt to be politically correct….but the porn is more hardcore…even crimial level of disgusting….you might as well throw her in the sinking ship…with Hef…a solid terrible end to everything he built and made a fortune off…
They had Ellen Von Unwerth take the pics, she’s great….and I’m sure…Playboy will have nudity back in it this time next year….
Here’s the BTS….Behind the Scenes…
I guess this picture proves a very important thing you’ve probably never thought about, never considered, never debated, never questioned, never cared about…because she’s Pam Anderson…and she’s practically dead….
Because you can’t teach an old, dying of hepatitis Pam Anderson, divorced 100 times, original sex tape porn star…who isn’t a pornstar…but who looks like a pornstar…and who is pretty much a pornstar…but old and dried up…but still alive..and that in and of itself..is pretty amazing…but not really amazing at all..
Pam Anderson is in Flaunt…shot by her homie, who we haven’t heard much about in years, because he was priobably hanging out with Pam Anderson in obscurity, Dave Lachapelle, who unlike Dave Chapelle, was a massive music video director back when Pam Anderson was relelvant….and who has since gone on to take gigs she brings him because she feels bad for him…and because he’s pretty genius in his high production, obscure shoots, that make instagram photoshoots look as broke ass as they fucking are..
This is for Flaunt, she’s naked despite being 100, but her tits are 10-15, so it balances out…even if that makes you a sex offender…I mean sex with Pam Anderson, or jerking off to her now…is pretty fucking offensive sexually anyway you dissect like her plastic surgeon..
Either, way, I’m into it…but I am a
This is only news because Pam Anderson has had so many implants over her 6 decades of being a low level, pin-up, at least before menopause happened for her in 2005….it’s amazing she still has Nipples..
Granny Erotica…in some ways…tween erotica in other ways..cuz these tits are probably under 13 years old…
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So LOVE MAGAZINE’S ADVENT CALENDAR – something I’ve been posting for the last many years – because they feature a fun video of a fun babe – half naked – for Christmas – has pushed the limits of miracles by featuring Pam Anderson and her nipple in today’s calendar entry, that may or may not be a fucking nightmare before Christmas to you, up on some ugly sweater kick…but that is amazing to me…not because it turns me on – but because it hasn’t died of hepatitis…
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Pam Anderson ass, like her liver – is dead.
What isn’t dead is that I still want to sniff it, I see sexiness in elderly sluts…
Call me crazy, maybe it is a Pumpkin Spice, the fall colors, the end of a season – making me reflect on what was…Playboy chick with dumb tits who inspired a generation of bleached blonde bimbos with Playboy tattoos…getting naked to get famous…..She is the sex tape originator….
Maybe I just like the whole Ebola zombie scare…and the Halloween season that makes me leathery, rotting flesh…that smells like rotting flesh..
Or maybe I just like witnessing sadness…
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