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2020

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Jan

Pam Anderson Media Tour to Celebrate her Surprise Marriage of the Day

I don’t do gossip because I don’t care about celebrities. I just post celebrity sleaze because I hate celebrities and used to like trolling celebrities before social media existed. Now, you can just do it yourself in the comments on their posts, at least some of you can, I can’t end do that because they just delete my accounts so I don’t even bother with that….

But there was a time before social media where you had to troll people the old fashioned way, by starting a blog to slander them. Which I did and since I have nothing else to do, I keep it going, even though no one cares, because I don’t care…

As it turns out, despite not doing gossip, Pam Anderson got married to some dude she fucked 30 years ago, who was some Barbara Streisand hairdresser who fucked Barbara Streisand well enough for her to give him a producer credit on one of her movies, allowing him to exist as a film producer…so that 45 years later he could marry Pam Anderson now that her HEP is cleared up.

It’s her 5th marriage and 4th husband cuz she married Paris Hilton’s sex tape partner Rick Solomon twice…..

She’s also don’t two shoots for two different magazines with her ass out like it’s was the 90s and you were jerking off with your friends in your treehouse like the faggot you are.

And these are those pics….Pam Anderson Hep-Free and Half Naked while Old despite being a “new bride”. Weird.

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