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2019

21

Mar

Lily Rose Depp in a Bikini of the Day

Lily Rose Depp posted a throwback bikini pic for you perverts to scope out them cankles in a bikini…cankles she unfortunately edited out because she knows about her cankles and my Lily Rose Depp cankle fetish…If I was a little more narcissistic and schizophrenic…in a “people are listening to me”…”people are watching me”….”people know my every thought” kind of way…I’d know she cropped her cankles out to cocktease me…tease..bad girl..

But the reality is…she probably cropped them out cuz no 20 year old celebrity rich kid….wants cankles….blasted out on the internet man…it’s not celebrated like body hair, obesity, skin diseases, and all the other bullshit celebrated and empowered….

Maybe Lily Rose Depp needs to be the FIRST in CANKLE empowerment and awareness…

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2019

25

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp See Through Dress Nipples

FULL CANKLES…who normally goes by the name Lily Rose Depp….where the Depp part of her name is bold, italicized, underlined, and in a different font that is 5 times bigger than the font used on the rest of her name…so that people know what they are dealing with, who they are dealing with, a legit celebrity, at least in France, where she is big news being the daughter of an A Lister like Johnny, who could have knocked up anyone, but chose some French from France (is there any other kind of French)…woman….

I guess she’s out there, trying to make a name of herself, just not very well…an always in the shadow of her parents, but that can’t be so bad…maybe I’m just lazy, I mean I am very fucking lazy…and I have no ego or need to accomplish anything in life other than to have the most fun I can while living…that whole leaving a legacy, having credibility and respect from the masses, which these people don’t even want…they just want the fans…all seems like a lot of work, boring, and unnecessary…

She’s got the money, do something with it…instead she’s at events…with her Cankles..living up to her name FULL CANKLES….

It’s all pretty boring….you know there’s a whole life of adventure out there, a whole world out there, so much fun out there..and she’s financed…yet she chooses to go to lame events to be seen.

Sure, it’s great that her nipples are out, but I think the “doing something in life” is really just doing nothing for the people, and everything for yourself…

Get a grip..

Lily Rose Depp See Through Dress Nipples

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2019

15

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Pink Ass of the Day

Lily Rose Depp ass in pink satin looking pants…..the kind of pants you want your sheets made out of…partially because they are so silky smooth..but also because Lily Rose Depp’s ass in in them…

She’s a legend, without ever having to do anything, which makes for an interesting specimen of human because it can go one of two ways….

Either she’s got a huge chip on her shoulder and feels the need to prove herself as more than just a Depp rich kid…

Or she’s chilling…just cruising through life because she’s a Depp Rich Kid…

Some rich kids are spoiled and entitled cunts, while other’s are just pretty chill cuz they know they have everything….

Which one is she? Maybe there needs to be a movie about it.

Yes…this is what I think about whilst staring at her ass….

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2019

13

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples Short Shorts

Lily Rose Depp is great….I mean I am sure she’s the fucking worst in actual life, raised by Johnny Depp in all his rich as fuck glory, riding his celebrity for no reason beyond being his daughter, born to matter without actually having any reason, skill, talent or even interest in mattering…a spoiled and entitled brat who has nothing to really prove so long as she’s ok with being Johnny Depp’s daughter, which probably means she’s got nothing to prove, cuz none of these rich people move to Costa Rica to chill, they all just stay in the limelight, doing shit to get noticed even when they play it cool and pretend to not want to be noticed, we all know the truth and that is that they like to get noticed, otherwise they wouldn’t post porny pics like this for her “fans”…

It doesn’t mean I don’t love and encourage this behavior, because I do.

Keep it up rich and famous girl. I want to see your butthole.

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2019

01

Feb

Lily Rose Depp Bikini of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Bikini

Lily Rose Depp is hot….

I don’t need to write anymore about it, because we are an era of scroll double tap – scroll double tap….ass…double tap….damn I wish I could tap…that…ass…scroll double tap…

That’s how our brains function, we are basically all data entry workers, doing the worst job, for free…

If I sit at a computer in 1990, and scroll through piles of bullshit, and double click what I liked…I’d have lasted 20 minutes…

But now people do it all day, for free, for Zuckerberg…his little data entry team he doesn’t pay….brilliant business plan really…FREE LABOR…you’re all fucking slaves…

I also would write more, but I saw a dude post a pic of a breast feeding mom with huge tits out at a restaurant and a pair of shoes on the table, he baited the idiots with a short paragraph about how disgusted he was, it was literally three sentences long…the punchline “how could someone put their shoes on the table”…and people went mental thinking he was hating on moms pulling their tits out…people can’t vn read three sentences to get a joke…so I assume no one is reading this right now…so fuck you…

LIly Rose Depp, a proper rich kid ,who deserves all the fame and fortune coming her way, rocking out at her Private Island in the Bahamas – thanks Daddy.

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2019

28

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Hard Nipples

Lily Rose Depp, the sperm that Johnny Depp left in that bitch from France before he left the family for that prostitute opportunist Amber Heard…..has grown into a magical hipster creature with houses all over the world….so she can get to Europe, back to LA, stop off at the island in the Bahamas….living that fashion life, high end glamour life, playing it down by being cool scenester who hangs with local artists to seem legit, making that money on the social media or as an actor because people care about her thanks to her dad..paparazzi pay attention to these types of things….especially when they are walking around nipples out..

I doubt she’d be of interest to anyone, because she’s like everyone else, if she wasn’t Johnny Depp’s daughter, but that’s not her storyline, her reality, her narrative….she doesn’t need to deal wit that level of bullshit….life is good being a Depp, unless you’re Johnny Depp, and I’m sure this one still complains about everything because she doesn’t know any better and when you look like this, it’s tolerable…even cute….

I guess I’m saying, I’m a fan of Lily Rose Depp and would ask her for an autograph if I ever met her…across my chest…like I once did to a Canadian Speed skater in a bar when drunk…which I don’t think he found funny….and that I guess was kinda queer of me…..but at least when I do it with Lily Rose Depp…it’ll be less queer and that is what matters….


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2019

21

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Pussy Print of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Photoshoot for L Officiel Paris

Lily Rose Depp is doing a solid Squat in a onee piece bathing suit and silly sandals because she’s a little fashionable art hipster…thanks to being rich as fuck, Johnny Depp’s daughter and pretty much that’s all you need to be accepted into pretty much anything. When you’re dealing with a huge international star like Johnny Depp, your daughter gets invited places…not even because they want access to him, but because she has access to him…that’s way cooler than being an American Apparel model or a DJ or feminist period artist…in the mindset of the new generation of hipsters that are really mainstream cuz being obscure, weird, creative, or interesting doesn’t really exist when you are feeding the world everything about you, desperate for them to look, on social media….

I mean where’s the mystery…where’s the excitement…where’s the exclusivity…

That said, Lily Rose Depp can do no wrong and is by far my favorite of the celebrity rich kids, coddled, entitled, spoiled, given all they want….but most importantly….HOT….

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2019

17

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Nipples of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Nipples in Grazia

Lily Rose Depp, my favorite of the celebrity daughters, is not showing her nipples here. She is not being a shameless attention seeker. She is just being fashionable…not to mention she’s more than just an attention seeking rich kid trying to validate her existence and fill the voids her dad has left in the depts of her soul…but she’s from France, where nipples are shirts, beaches are topless, the government owns the guns, the people own the wine and cheese….where nipples are still sexualized but more liberally exposed.

Thank god this culturally diverse, half euro, half American, full coddled, detached weirdo has nipples.

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2019

15

Jan

Lily Rose Depp See Through of the Day

Lily Rose Depp See Through Tits Lace Dress

Lily Rose Depp wore a great outfit to an event – because you can see her fucking tits….

I guess she’s trying to redefine herself….I mean or define herself…as a celebrity daughter…while being one of my favorite celebrity kids, for no real reason besides being hot, despite having cankles….and I am glad that she exists…

I am not even a Johnny Depp fan, or even an entitled rich kid fan, but for some reason, I think she’s great….and not just because she’s showing tits….and here she is showing TITS….bigger than we expected maybe….totally doing what the young kids are doing…showing tits so that you don’t sexualize them…

So here we are not sexualizing them….right.

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2019

09

Jan

Lily Rose Depp in a Bra of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Slutty Bra

Lily Rose Depp is the single most important entitled celebrity rich kid who is riding her parent’s fame in both continents that they are from…because Lily Rose Depp is hot and I am not a Johnny Depp or whoever the fuck her mom is fan…I just like what I am looking at…and believe that if anyone can ride a last name, it’s Lily Rose, since acting really requires zero fucking talent or skill, you just need to show up on set and read off one line at a time…

I don’t expect much out of her hipster, edgy, art scene ways….she’s still a coddled, sheltered idiot….but I do expect it to look good, so long as she cover up her cankles…those I’m not too keen on…..but that’s just cuz I’m not a body positive kind of guy….I believe imperfections should be circled and corrected if you choose to become famous that’s your duty…otherwise you give kids looking on false hope that anyone can be someone when really it takes luck, or your dad being Johnny Depp…


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