Lily Rose Depp was at one time a person favorite because I thought she was hot, despite her midget stature and cankles and I have a fetish for the children of celebrities when they are all grown up and fending for themselves with their fat trust funds and celebrity from they inherited from their parents. It’s a weird place to be because to be famous requires wanting to be famous and trying to be famous, but when you’re born famous and don’t have to actually do any work to get famous, your fame seems more of a hassle you go along with just because you feel you have to. It’s a weird dynamic, but they have superior genetics making it a fun dynamic to watch unfold.

Anyway, she did softcore porn for HBO, turned lesbian, went dark and now has a photoshoot out, so I’m going to drag that out in as many posts as I can to celebrate the glory that is Lily Rose Depp…..

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