Lily Rose Depp is out here doing some TOWEL DROP FETISH content, which is only funny because her dad is Johnny Depp and you’d think that even with his terrible marriage to that devil woman who spent all his money, she’s still not one who needs to dabble in internet porn, you know like all the other girls from aspiring influencers, which is the lamest of things to aspire to be, to existing influencers who are keen on getting more money than they’ve already got with their scam by selling nudes….

I’d like to think a celebrity kid would be higher brow, maybe less obvious or desperate in her approach to content, but all these people are drones, built the same, into the same nonsense but luckily their nonsense is horny content for a horny generation raised on porn…I mean as much as I like the high brow approach to being a rich hot chick who is unaccessible, the becoming a gutter girl who channels the content sugar babies who get shit on by rich guys, is pretty hilarious…because I am sure they have the resources to be better than an average 18 year old girl on reddit looking for only fans subscribers, but apparently not.

I do think Lily Rose Depp in all her celebrity brat glory is pretty hot, despite the cankles, so this towel drop fetish content works for me, but unfortunately Lily Rose Depp doesn’t, because if she did, I’d have her doing the stepLINKS right now. I hate doing the stepLINKS.

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Lily Rose Depp is overly hyped on her FRENCH citizenship, I assume it makes her feel more exclusive with that European sense of luxury, fashion, diet and lifestyle….to be from France is to be some pretentious culturally sound person who summers on yachts in the Mediterranean..eating dinner at expensive world reknowned restaurants….having a chateau in the beautiful french country side where she eats her raw milk that is illegal in America…silly Americans….despite being Johnny Depps Daughter, who spends more than half her time in the LA compound or one of the LA compounds…so that she can look down on her simple American friends from her superiority complex…

Not that I know anything about Lily Rose Depp, I just know that she’s a bratty rich kid famous for her parents, and running with it….she’s got an interesting look and not just becasue of her Cankles…but most importantly…her mom, the icon actress in France has raised her to appreciate some French luxury brands like CHANEL….where as one of their own…she goes to their fashion shows, wears their clothing almost exclusively, so here she is in a little top showing a lot of upper body skin…her cankles thank her for not putting them on blast again…and she’s doing it with her mom for all you mommy/daughter fetishists out there.

I like her look but I think the celebrity kids are the most interesting of social media whores.

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Here is Johnny Depp’s hot faced daughter and really hot upper body daughter….not that her lower body is that bad, it’s just like she’s two different people, her bottom half big, her top half tiny and hot..and really I’ve never seen her vagina and it could be out of this world…I mean two celebrity parents with their DNA give her a fighting chance in having a good vagina…but we’re not here for the vagina…we’re here for the upper body…it’s thin, the face doll-like and cute, even when she does the feminist thing of armpit hair….because she’s french and they are notorious for hairy armpits because the idea of shaving or not being your natural state is obviously pretty silly on all levels even if it is customary.

Don’t get me wrong, I hate hairy armpit bitches as much as the next guy, but I love bush more than the average dude, and with hairy armpits come thick, pillow in panty-like bush, and that’s just what I fucking live for….a small trade off for being triggered by my childhood foster parent who was some half retard troll woman who literally drove sitting on a phone book and had wooden blocks on her pedals of her car because she was so fucking janky…but she’d wear tank tops and I’d watch the sweat bead off her armpit hair….sometimes when cooking me dinner and it would make me gag…so on childhood trauma level…armpit hair is sick…but from this angle it’s looking alright to me.

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Here’s Lily Rose Depp showing ya’ll how European she is with her tits out and a cigarette in hand….

As it turns out, she’s far better looking when we just focus on her upper body, it’s like keep those cankles under fucking wraps you mooch rich kid fuck riding your family’s name and acting like you’re all important as you milk daddy’s highly enough publicized court case…

I like it…and if my dad was Johnny Depp, I’d be doing far worse than pretending to be an actor or model…I’d be doing all the party drugs in Ibiza or some shit…covering up random criminal acts by buying my way out of them…starting up insane businesses to get more money out of dad…you know really working it aggressive, while these ones just coast.

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You have heard of CANCEL CULTURE, but have you heard of CANKLE CULTURE?

Her name is Lily Rose Depp, you may know her as the pretentious rich kid raised in a celebrity bubble, who by default assumes she’s a celebrity because despite having cankles and being a solid 4 feet tall is hired by French fashion brands because of her mom’s celebrity, making her seem cultured, worldly, I mean a Euro passport and an American passport and maybe even a Bahamian passport since Johnny Depp owns an island there and the only reason to own an island in the bahamas is for tax evasion….but all those things probably add up to the worst possible person….but despite being the worst, she’s got some hard nipples in a tight tank top because bras are a thing for boomers and hard nipples are a thing that let us visualize her full naked tit in times when we don’t have access to her full naked tit.

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I don’t know what this Lily Rose Depp kiss is all about, but clearly a fuck you to all of you going broke over COVID….you know bitch can go out and tongue fuck some chick cuz she’s from France and sexually liberated…you know prone to love and romance especially since her mom is some weirdo artist from France…that you know has done orgies and other things….probably in front of Lily Rose because they are just that open and free in that Country…it’s about the good life, and as romantic people, that involves getting your fuck on….

She’s also a celebrity rich kid basically raised in a bubble and unable to process what it is to be normal, she hears things like lesbianism and it sounds interesting to dabble in as she finds herself and creates her own existence….especially since her boyfriend TIM CHALOMETH or whatever his name is, is a fucking known queer who takes on dick when not climbing Lily Rose’s cankles to get to her dad…..Johnny….

So from identity crisis to entitled rich cunt, this bitch has it all and I am a fan

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It’s been a while since we’ve seen what Lily Ross Depp Cankles have been up to.

I guess the quarantine had her in lockdown and she wasn’t available to showcase her midget legs….but that’s all changed, all masked, hard nippled and a reminder that if you’re Johnny Depp’s kid, you’ll be fucking fine…even during the COVID crisis….Cankles or not, she’ll be fine…

I have a thing for celebrity kids, I think they are the weirdest specimens of raised by narcissists, born into fame and paparazzi and all that, without any real skillset or talent, like it isn’t earned, but they live that life, so it’s expected…it makes for overly confident, eager, pieces of shit that the world is fascinated by because of the cum she grew out of…myself included and I fucking hate celebrities.

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