Here is Johnny Depp’s hot faced daughter and really hot upper body daughter….not that her lower body is that bad, it’s just like she’s two different people, her bottom half big, her top half tiny and hot..and really I’ve never seen her vagina and it could be out of this world…I mean two celebrity parents with their DNA give her a fighting chance in having a good vagina…but we’re not here for the vagina…we’re here for the upper body…it’s thin, the face doll-like and cute, even when she does the feminist thing of armpit hair….because she’s french and they are notorious for hairy armpits because the idea of shaving or not being your natural state is obviously pretty silly on all levels even if it is customary.

Don’t get me wrong, I hate hairy armpit bitches as much as the next guy, but I love bush more than the average dude, and with hairy armpits come thick, pillow in panty-like bush, and that’s just what I fucking live for….a small trade off for being triggered by my childhood foster parent who was some half retard troll woman who literally drove sitting on a phone book and had wooden blocks on her pedals of her car because she was so fucking janky…but she’d wear tank tops and I’d watch the sweat bead off her armpit hair….sometimes when cooking me dinner and it would make me gag…so on childhood trauma level…armpit hair is sick…but from this angle it’s looking alright to me.

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