So LOVE MAGAZINE’S ADVENT CALENDAR – something I’ve been posting for the last many years – because they feature a fun video of a fun babe – half naked – for Christmas – has pushed the limits of miracles by featuring Pam Anderson and her nipple in today’s calendar entry, that may or may not be a fucking nightmare before Christmas to you, up on some ugly sweater kick…but that is amazing to me…not because it turns me on – but because it hasn’t died of hepatitis…

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Pam Anderson ass, like her liver – is dead.

What isn’t dead is that I still want to sniff it, I see sexiness in elderly sluts…

Call me crazy, maybe it is a Pumpkin Spice, the fall colors, the end of a season – making me reflect on what was…Playboy chick with dumb tits who inspired a generation of bleached blonde bimbos with Playboy tattoos…getting naked to get famous…..She is the sex tape originator….

Maybe I just like the whole Ebola zombie scare…and the Halloween season that makes me leathery, rotting flesh…that smells like rotting flesh..

Or maybe I just like witnessing sadness…

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If Pam Anderson pulls her tit out in public because it’s been all she’s ever been appreciated for, coupled with it being so numb from all the surgeries she has no idea what the fuck that thing is doing, it has a mind of its own, and the fact that she’s old, tired and everyone has already seen it – from Playboy to Sex Tape to…whatever else she’s done…naked…prior to being 100 years old – one of those well preserved from all the semen and modern science sluts – does it make a sound.

I couldn’t tell you – all I see is Hepatitis.

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I don’t know if seeing Pam Anderson’s ass decades after really wanting to see Pam Anderson’s ass, even though we saw Pam Anderson’s ass before we even knew who Pam Anderson was…because the whole Pam Anderson strategy was getting famous for getting naked…one of the innovators in the 90s that encouraged girls to get shitty fake tits and dye jobs, because it was what guys liked and it worked for her…something girls today still fucking do, which kind of amazes me since it’s such a trashy and dated look….

But I guess she’s a legend and as a legend, a pro, an expert at this nudity thing, it is part of who she is and she should be showing off her ass until the day she dies even though no one really wants to touch it – thanks the the Hepatitis…except maybe the guy who was in Paris Hilton’s sex tape who I guess she met at a sex tape convention…and married a few times…

I guess the sick thing in all this is that I like it.

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Pam Anderson got naked for Purple magazine, which you’d probably find gross knowing she’s 90 or at least that her ravaged by dirty sex Liver is, but that for some reason seems less offensive since her tits are around 15.

If anything this shit, what you may have thought was hepatitis smelling geriatric porn, from one of the innovators in the celebrity having unprotected sex in sex tape to inspire the youth on how to get a reality show…is underage porn…

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Well this was totally fucking unnecessary…

The good news is that whoever took this picture, decided to save us from the nightmare that is a hooker vagina in it’s old age after years of getting fucked by various penis, having babies, and dying of Hepatitis…

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Pam Anderson despite being 100 and dying of HEP C…had gone to bat for the animals again in this made for PETA lingerie…and I can’t hate it because Pam Anderson in the 90s was someone I masturbated to…but more importantly I love animals and lingerie and I even love elderly women in lingerie because it is so entertaining…I would even pitch old folks homes to run our own lingerie fashion shows as part of my volunteering as an entertainment coordinator to get closer to their WILLS…but no one Folks home will hire me…but luckily, like innovating the Sex tape and late night bathing suit wearing TV, and now geriatric, terminal illness erotica…she’d can’t stop, won’t stop, yay…

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Thanks to the whole Woody Allen thing, I asked the public, my friends, fans and admirers….my internet Valentines and haters…who they would have wanted to be molested by when they were 7…because as someone who doesn’t remember if he was molested, doesn’t care if he was molested, and doesn’t like hearing the drama from people who have been molested, I am heartless when it comes to age old issues great minds have been diddling for generations..like it is the foundation of humanity or some shit…not that 7 year olds, even orphans no one cares about but that get adopted to feed some spoiled Lindsay Lohan of her Generations ego…..

And more than one person said Pam Anderson…because I probably talk to a lot of 30 year olds…or even 40 year olds…cuz being 7 when Pam Anderson mattered would make you pretty fucking old…but not as old as Pam Anderson…someone dying of liver disease who cut off all her hair…because looking like a porn granny on her way to go knitting with a dick in her battered asshole…who you can almost take seriously..is her new look…unless of course she’s got cancer…and this is her cancer hair…in which case..I’m an asshole…but you already knew that…

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