Never too old to try, especially not when you’re entire 50 year old body has been rebuilt, refurbished, redesigned, and is in fact less than 20 years old.

Jerking off to these tits would be illegal based on their age alone, but since they are attached to some zombie Glamour Model of yesteryear, it makes it ok, even if it should be illegal…

The reality is that she’s photoshopped so hard that this is not even her, if anything these pics could just be from the archives of her younger years, being played off today, because she doesn’t look dead, or like a zombie, all yellow and dying of HEP, like her sagging skin faced normally does…

It’s still nice to be reminded of the 90s, when jerking off to Pam Anderson was a thing all guys did pre-internet thanks to Baywatch Slow Motion scenes and some playboy pictorials.

Even if it is weird.

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Pam Anderson was on a show called Stars on Ice or Dancing on Ice or some figuring skating based garbage that you’d expect a Canadian has been to get cast on, especially since she’s done all the bottom feeding she can…from Big Brother India to Dancing with the Stars….THERE’S NO WHERE ELSE TO GO….

She was voted off first….but before she got the boot, she pulled a little Pam Anderson old trick from the vault and exposed a titty, sure it had a Pasty on it, but you’d cover your nipples up too, if they were cut off and sewed back on as many times as her nipples have…you know the accident victim of titty….thanks to plastic surgery….

She may be 45, but she is the Playboy starlet when Playboy mattered, turned TV Star, turned movie star, turned Sex Tape Star….an innovator…who maximized her investment in her tits harder than most women…

In keeping up with her image, she went to an after party, got wasted, probably on one drink thanks to her liver failure due to hep, and flashed her ass like a good hooker….

She’s so much fun!

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Pam Anderson’s ass is fucking rockin’…holy shit I am actually blown the fuck away by this shit…cuz when I look at it, it hardly looks as blown the fuck out as you know it is…you know all that unprotected rockstar dick….the hepatitis…the being 100 fucking years old..I mean shit…I can practically jerk off to this shit for old times…without having to watch her sex tape , or Baywatch intro scene like it was old times….I am impressed….cuz whatever the fuck is going on here…is a good thing…maybe cuz it is in pics and I don’t have to smell the impending liver failure…but that works for me….

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I kinda appreciate Pam Anderson’s never give up attitude….It’s like she had no talent, no skill, no experience back when she launched her career, but still mananged to make a huge success out of it, and even if her beauty is dying as fast as her liver, she’s still willing to hit up gigs at Vegas strip clubs, where she whores out like she’s not in her 50s, half naked and on all fours, and that is hysterical…..it’s like going to a middle aged costume party on Halloween….only to see so many women half naked…who shouldn’t be half naked….it may not give boners…but it does make for good times….

I’d say she should give up….but where is the fun in that.

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I am not that amazed that Pam Anderson is still able to get into this position, she’s a whore, flexibility comes with the territory no matter how old and beat up they get…

I am just amazed that she’s not scared her HEP ridden liver isn’t gonna fall out of her loose fitting vagina……

Pam Anderson may not be known for being subtle or classy….she’s not known for her natural beauty or for her elegance…she’s known for being a stripper looking bitch with clown like tits that everyone wanted to fuck in the 90s….typcast as a whore….something that well into her 50s she can’t let go…and remains a granny aged trailer park looking slut who shops at the sex shop for her clothes and her vibrators that fill her hepatitis filled cunts…and wears that fetish shit out in public like the world is her stripper stage she shoulda retired from long ago….and the whole this is weird….but what is even weirder is that it turns me on, but I am weird and believe that Granny strippers in stripper gear are the future.

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I was PAM ANDERSON AND TOMMY LEE SEX TAPE the other day and I had a new found love for Pam Anderson…it brought back memories of 1997 or 1998 when it first dropped and you had to buy the shit on VHS….in a simpler time when I could just look at her big tits and hot pussy and not hate her cry for attention, her haggard face, her hepatitis she may have caught in the filming of the shit….She was Pre Paris and Kim who ruined the celebrity sex tape for all celebrity sex tapes to come…but I still watch them…even though they annoy me….

Either way, no idea when this Pam Anderson shoot is from but they are photoshopped hot enough to make me remember the Pam Anderson of yesteryear..

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Pam Anderson is on the beaches of Hawaii for old times…you know since beaches are what made her….and I’m not sure if this is one of those final walks….like Patrick Swayze in Point Break…going out to sea before the hepatitis kills him…but I’m just glad it is happening in a place public enough for paparazzi to snap off pics…cuz you’d think she’d be too insecure since she’s not 23 anymore….even though she looks hotter than most dying of hepatitis 50 year olds….and I figure she’s still a fantasy to some of you….and these pics will remind you why….or not…

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Pam Anderson is slowly morphing into what may be a cartoon character, because I guess when you are dying of hepatits that you got being a whore, coupled with only having a career because people jerked off to your big fake tits in a time big fake tits weren’t everywhere, puts a lot of pressuere on a bitch when it comes to attending events…Botox and Facelifts for everyone….but it’s nice to see she hasn’t lost her core….as she licks her PETA stamp….unless this is the equivalent of an old burlesque dancer putting on her tap shoes at the old folks home to show everyone she’s still got it….Either way, who cares, it’s fun to point and laugh at someone who thought she was too good to fuck you at her prime….as she falls the fuck apart…but tries to play it up all cute….something a face that hard can never be..

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