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2007

20

Aug

I am – Estella Warren’s Thong of the Day

This site is known for it’s cutting edge content, actually it is not known at all, but every time I post a picture of a celebrities thong, I feel like a total fucking virgin loser who actually hunts the internet for celebrity thongs, and that shit carries over to my everyday life. While I should be spending my time trying to seduce women into my van, I am instead sitting at home doing this bullshit. I think I would have been better off as a pornographer, at least that way I would have maintained some level of masculinity, instead of being the straight, boring, middle-aged mexican in the 25 and under homosexual and virgin club…but I guess I have no choice but to maintain and none of you want to hear my bitching, so here are some pictures of Estella Warren’s thong, because seeing underwear on a girl bending over in a store or parking lot in real life is the closest thing you’ve ever got to pussy, and since you don’t leave your house that often, reliving that moment here on some Canadian piece of shit model is pretty fucking awesome and I am really happy to have played such a pivotal role in your fucking useless day. Asshole.

Reality is that this could be of anyone, because I can’t see her fucking face so maybe getting spy pics of girls thongs and claiming they are celebrities is the next business venture I’ll take. These Estella Warren pics just inspired me…

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2007

16

Aug

I am – Britney Spears Panty of the Day

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I feel like Britney Spears was one of those girls who would have tricked her boyfriend into knocking her up by pretending to be on the pill but in reality bitch just flushed it down the toilet every morning. The kind of girl who would poke holes in the condoms you insisted on wearing because you knew she was a crazy bitch who would trick you into having a kid and that she probably wasn’t on the pill and raw dog would have meant lifetime commitment to her. She’s the kind of girl who after sex would run into the bathroom and dig the used condom out of the trash can, flip it inside out and try her hardest in a fit of tears while sitting on the toilet to impregnate herself. I guess she was lucky to find a freeloader like K-Fed who didn’t mind making babies for financial gain because knocking her up was part of his agenda just as much as it was part of hers.

Either way, these are some older pics of her out with her panties hanging out. I heard that she’s gone lesbian now, and that’s a pretty stable move for her because every lesbian I know made the move to lesbianism in some kind of insane “my dad used to rape me”, “My ex boyfriend cheated on me”, “my life sucks and I want to die” way.

I guess since these are old pictures, the post ends here.

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2007

14

Aug

I am – Carmen Electra in Her Panties of the Day

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These are supposed to be pictures of Carmen Electra on the balcony in Malibu wearing a T-shirt and a pair of panties. I don’t know if that’s 100 percent true because I am not there to sniff them out. It could very likely be a bathing suit, but I guess who really cares….

The other day I was chatting with some girl on IM because I do that when I am bored and too lazy to venture out into the real world. She told me that she was trying to sell a pair of shoes on ebay because she wanted money to get her tits done. I told her that if she really wanted to make money she should consider selling her used underwear on the internet. I once knew a guy who used to hustle that shit and made a killing. He was a bit of a con artist and would make his girlfriend wipe herself after pissing with a pair of new underwear and he’d use a glue stick to make it look like their was crusty discharge in them. I wanted to get up on his entrepreneurial venture and do the same thing, but at the time I couldn’t convince any of the girls I knew to wear a pair of underwear for a week. Not because they were hygienic but because they didn’t wear underwear because they got in the way of letting dudes fuck them in back alleys.

It was basically the same as how the Japanese streamlined automotive manufacturing by making robots to the job of 10 men. Underwear just got in the way and was one extra step to how they made their money so they wouldn’t go back to that old school way of doing business.

I don’t know if my story made sense to you, but it doesn’t really matter because you can kinda see Carmen Electra’s pussy definition and that’s more interesting than anything I have to say but then again, so are most things…

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2007

03

Jul

I am – Sophie Cahill Intentional Flash of the Day

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Sophie Cahill was Miss Wales a couple of years ago. I obviously never heard of her because I am really not that worldly and I don’t really follow the whole beauty pageant thing because I find the concept annoying. It turns out that this girl who is obviously out of the pageant industry is doing what any drunk girl who was forced into beauty pageants all her life would do and that’s get breast implants and hang out with party sluts who encourage her to flash her tits to the camera for publicity. As much as I don’t like beauty pageants, I do like drunk girls crying for attention and that’s why I am posting these.

I remember knowing this girl who was the Prom Queen in her highschool, she was also the valedictorian, captain of the cheerleading team, involved in student government, student sports teams and had a scholarship to some good college. I met her after she crashed from all the pressure she put on herself to be the best at everything she did and had dropped out of school, cut off her parents, took up drinking, stripping and turning minor tricks to pay the bills. It was like seeing the girl who had everything going for her give all that opportunity the finger and take on the self-destructive path to nowhere.

Since I never heard of this Sophie Cahill chick, I can’t say she’s doing the same thing, but if she is, I’d probably pay at least 15 dollars a song to touch her fake titties.

2007

28

Jun

I am – Marisa Tomei Topless in a New Movie of the Day

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I came across this clip of Marisa Tomei Topless in a new movie. I don’t know when the fuck this is from, so it could be a new movie from 5 years ago, but I haven’t seen this clip before so I figured I’d post it because it’s new to me.

I have been trying to get my friends at the park to write for the site, some of these guys just sit around drinking all day with nowhere to go and nothing to do. I don’t want to out them on here individually, because I know you just care about tits, but one of the dudes is some paranoid schizophrenic who is heavily medicated to the point where you’d think dude was retarded. He just sits next to the bench on a motorized wheel chair scooter thing and yells at the squirrels, there’s another dude who is about 30 and always talks about when he fought in the Vietnam war, even though he wasn’t born when the war was going on and dude’s fucking Canadian, but he is convinced that he was there so I just listen to his war stories that I know he makes up. There another dude who is completely anti government, he talks all this political shit that I don’t really care about but when he goes off on how the government is watching him and has him probed and he starts having a fit jumping in the bushes and smashing his hand on the ground to get the chip they implanted out makes for a good fucking time. The last guy who is around the park and who is always fucked up on something is convinced that he is an amputee, even though he has both his legs and he tells me about the accident he had that took his leg away from him while walking around normally. I’ve tried to tell motherfucker that he’s walking around normally and they he has both his legs, but he won’t listen. There’s another dude who wears a snow suit all the time, even when it is 100 degrees, motherfucker stinks like shit and doesn’t talk much but I am sure he has a lot to say. He is the guy who always tries to break the law to get arrested because he can’t afford food and thinks of jail as a vacation….

Either way, none of that really matters, here’s that Tomei Tit clip from a movie that is new but probably from 5 years ago and is out on DVD. You’ve probably already rubbed one out to it, on pause, on slow motion and even in fastforward to see if you could cum that fast. When you are as lonely as you, masturbation takes on many different forms to keep shit interesting.. I get it.

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2007

08

May

I am – Mel B Upskirt of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Mel B almost showing a post pregnancy upskirt, because she did just have a baby that she claims is Eddy Murphey’s about a month ago. Reality that her post pregnancy fat thighs rubbing together and not the gateway to her empty womb, like you want. I was talking to a friend about the concept of Fuck Friends the other day. Usually, the kind of girl who wants a fuck friend is not the kind of girl who gets emotionally vested in banging, which means she can have all the one night stands her heart desires while you’re at home playing xbox, waiting for her phone call to invite you over to bang, which she only does on Sundays or Mondays because those nights aren’t spent at the club….Or she’s the kind of girl who does get emotionally vested in banging, leaving you with a girlfriend after the tenth time you bang, or when she finds out you had a one night stand. All this to say it never really works out your way, because girls can get sex a lot easier than guys, and that is probably why Mel B doesn’t know who her daddy is, like an episode of Maury.

I saw these pictures without the upskirt shot at some point last week and wrote about a Spice Girls Reunion party or some shit, you can check it out HERE, if you have nothing better to…

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2007

07

May

I am – Brooke Hogan Dancing Around in her Underwear of the Day

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I know that a girl in her underwear is enough to make you happy. I know that you’re one of those guys at the strip club who sits by the stage clapping and urging the bitches on. It’s people like you that fuck it up for the rest of us, because it gives them a false sense of worth, making them feel pretty and wanted and putting them on a some kind of ego trip, making them forget they are whores.

So these pictures of Brooke Hogan make you happy, because a girl in underwear is better than a girl in clothes especially on the internet.

When I look at these pictures, I just remember a fat girl trying to get skinny to have a career, and when she reached her ideal weight, she decided to get naked, in hopes of getting assholes like you, who are easy to fucking please at her show.

I am not saying I wouldn’t stuff her like a turkey if I had the chance, I am just saying that bitch has no business doing whatever it is that she does, and being Hulk Hogan’s shadow, is probably not a place anyone should be, because he’s a piece of Florida trash with big biceps, stupid hair and crazy pants….and she may not be wearing crazy pants, but bitch could probably beat the fuck out of me with legs like that. Ya’ Heard?

I forgot where I was going with this, because I am drunk, but I do hate people who cheer on strippers, because it makes getting a lap dance next to impossible….Cuddles….

2007

07

May

I am – Paris Hilton Panties in the Wind of the Day

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I had a few funny things to write about, because the weekend is over and I was away from the computer for most of it, but I am drunk and don’t remember much. I ended up climbing up the fire escape of some building, and ending up on the roof with 3 bottles of cheap wine. I am not sure how I made my way back down, but I survived.

I am hoping that Paris Hilton won’t survive her 45 days in jail, even though 45 days is more like a vacation than anything for her. She will get special treatment and will probably have a nicer cell than my apartment, and she probably won’t be allowed to hang out with the lesbian muderers and scum that fill up real jail, but part of me really hopes she is. I also hope that she meets some whore that opens her life up to real crime, propelling her into a life in the underbelly of society, denouncing her socialite ways, because I am tired of seeing this cunt all over the fucking place.

Here are some pic of her panties, a little more clothes than the communal showers will let her wear, and this sentence is a fucking celebration, you just haven’t realized it yet.

Again, I am wasted and don’t know what I just wrote, but hope you aren’t wearing pants when you read it…because that is part of the reason I write this piece of shit site….Cuddles….

2006

22

Feb

Paris Hilton’s Underwear Pic of the Day

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Paris is showing her panties. She wears panties to keep her uterus from falling out. Like a person wears a sling when they dislocate their shoulders. Paris has a dislocated uterus and I would have no problem trying to mend it with my tongue, cuz I am like coke heads, I don’t think of the consequences when pussy is involved. Cool people everywhere have no care about their underwear, they just show the fuckin world. I like that trend. I remember in highschool, trying to get a bitches jeans off was the biggest fuckin deal. Now I can finger some stranger on the bus and she won’t even notice. The world is an exciting place.

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2006

22

Feb

Paris Hilton's Underwear Pic of the Day

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Paris is showing her panties. She wears panties to keep her uterus from falling out. Like a person wears a sling when they dislocate their shoulders. Paris has a dislocated uterus and I would have no problem trying to mend it with my tongue, cuz I am like coke heads, I don’t think of the consequences when pussy is involved. Cool people everywhere have no care about their underwear, they just show the fuckin world. I like that trend. I remember in highschool, trying to get a bitches jeans off was the biggest fuckin deal. Now I can finger some stranger on the bus and she won’t even notice. The world is an exciting place.

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