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2008

Mar

Mariah Cary Flashes Her Panties on SNL of the Day

I am the first to hate on Saturday Night Live for being some candy coated comedy show that doesn’t push any fucking limits ever or make me laugh. Their claim to fame in the 70s was that no one else was doing what they were doing. They were all so jacked on coke and they’d make fun of shit and show things you couldn’t find anywhere else on TV, but then the internet hit and TV became this lame censored place where no one could really do anything shocking or interesting or even that funny, unless they were on a cable channel.

The good news is that Saturday Night Live redeemed themselves this past weekend with a Mariah Carey panty slip, sure it’s about 10 years too late, but I think she’s still worth watching. The only thing that gets me down is the fact that she wasn’t too crazy or depressed to enough to forget her underwear, because a little vagina on Saturday Night Live would do them some good, and I don’t mean more Tina Fey or Molly Shannon, cuz those sluts are broken the fuck down….I am talking about Mariah Carey’s beav.

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2008

Feb

Abigail Clancy See Through Dress and Animal Print Panties of the Day

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Why do they make matching panty sets when no one ever wears them? The only bitches who wear matching sets seem to be strippers when on stage or old ladies trying to be sexy for their husbands or young girls who think they need to match everything, like the kind of girl who wears socks that are the same color as her shirt. It was big in the 90s.

Nothing says wild like wearing a pair of animal print panties, at least that’s what 40 year old bitches think, because it makes them feel like a wild girl and whenever they put them on they feel like their vagina’s are some kind of exotic animal, unfortunately my experience with animal print panties is that the only thing exotic is the smell. But to be fair, the bitches wearing them were pretty inexpensive and unshowered….they had better things to do….like turn tricks and crystal meth….

Either way, here is Abigail Clancy, some UK Model who was on the show Britain’s Next Top Model. She came in second but since she was dating a footballer – got more media attention than the actual winner, she went on to become a lingerie model and was busted doing cocaine and fuckin’ around with an ex boyfriend leading her footballer to drop her ass. Yes, I read wikipedia.

So I guess it’s natural for a cokewhore who is used to wearing lingerie to show up to an event in see-through dress intentionally, but not obvious enough, so that she can plead ignorance while knowing deep down inside that she wants more attention and the only way she knows how to get it is to show off the only thing that ever worked for her and that is a half naked body.

It’s like that time when this girl I knew wanted male attention because her dad wasn’t ever there for her growing up, so she every night she’d fuck a different dude, convincing herself that she wasn’t a slut and was a free, empowered, sex in the city type of woman, while all she really wanted was a man to love and respect her but instead ended up staring in numerous gang bang videos.

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2008

Feb

Danielle Lloyd Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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I assume nobody really knows who Danielle Lloyd is or what she does because I don’t know who she is or what she does. I am pretty self absorbed making me not really care what you think or know, but that’s just because I’m too lazy to care, it’s nothing personal.

What I do take personally is how fucking shitty these upskirt pictures are. If you’re going out there to get noticed because no one knows who you are or what you do, don’t throw on a pair of boring white underwear and give us a half glimpse of white like we’re in a Japanese fuckin’ private school and you’ve just finished shitting on our chest. I figure a little pussy lip or maybe a spread eagled vagine getting fisted from your friend or even a little sheer or lace or maybe even a tampon string hanging out will give the normal guy something to rub one out to because that will make your career more relevant and that’s what we’re all going for here, isn’t it?

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2007

Nov

I am – Naomi Campbell’s Ass in Panties at Some 80s Party of the Day

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I am all about washed up models wearing stupid costumes to 80s parties with other washed up models only because shit reminds me of every hipster party I’ve ever been too, where motherfuckers rape thrift shops and American Apparel only to act like everyday is Halloween. The difference is that Naomi Campbell is rich and doesn’t have to hide her cocaine from her other hipster friends for fear that they are going to want a bump that will bite into her stash that she won’t be able to replenish until her dad wires her the weekly stipend he has set up for her to go to University, because she’s a rich kid.

I am also all about the fact that bitch is insane and insane girls get me excited, except for this insane girl I once banged who was emotionally unstable. I used a condom even though I am anti condom because I didn’t know what gutter she crawled out of, but she smelled like it wasn’t a very clean one and half way into it, she was begging me to take off the condom and cum inside her because she wanted to feel what it’s like to have my baby….

That scared me enough to finish up fast and run to the bathroom to flush the condom because I didn’t want her to turn it inside out and try to knock herself up. In retrospect, I should have let her have my baby, she would have made a decent mother and has been the only woman to ever ask me to get her pregnant on the first date.

Bonus – Some Slag Named Jenny Frost I’ve Never Heard of at the Same Party

Another Bonus – Kate Moss and her Boyfriend at the Party

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2007

Nov

I am – Hayden Panettiere’s Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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Here are some pictures of Hayden Panettiere showing off a pair of yellow underwear as she gets out of a car. I always loved the concept of yellow underwear, not because it’s hot, but it’s practical and the same reason a girl on her period should wear red period pants. It’s called preventative measures…like quitting smoking because you know shit will give you cancer.

I am not posting these because I think Hayden is hot, I can only assume that no one thinks she’s hot, except for a bunch of gay dudes who run the media, because she reminds them of their first experimental blowjob when they were 16 with the awkard lookin’ exchange student from Russia who had no friends and were lookin’ for acceptance.

The reality is that I am posting these because I know you are into fetish shit….and Hayden Panettiere reminds me of the caricatures people get done of themselves at the carnival so much that when Hayden gets her caricature done, the picture comes back lookin’ like a normal person. I guess seeing her underwear is one step closer to seeing whether her vagina has the looks like a bobble-head toy too.

I am just waking up, and the last thing I want to be doing is writing this site. I hate you.

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2007

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff's Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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What can’t this girl do? She’s acting and she’s singing and running her stupid business and making all kind of money at least she knows that showing off her ass and panties while performing is good for business and leads to a lot more money that she probably doesn’t need, but who cares, because you get to jerk off to her.

We all like sluts and the only thing better than banging a slut is banging a slut with a boyfriend because a single slut could be out trying to live the empowered woman Sex in the City lifestyle and meaningless sex makes her feel like she’s got it going on, but a slut with a boyfriend, isn’t supposed to be a slut because she’s supposed to be hooked to her boyfriend, and making her break that code, proves that she’s got no self-control and under the bullshit lie that is her relationship is really a slut and making that happen is even more exciting than seeing a girl flashing her junk.

Point of all this is to say, that it’s nice to see that Hilary Duff showing the world that despite being cursed with a busted up horse face you can still make it, because she’s like the Phantom of the Opera and all it took was a slutty dress and a pair of black underwear to make it happen.

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2007

Oct

I am – Hilary Duff’s Ass at the Latin Music Awards of the Day

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2007

Oct

I am – Minka Kelly Upskirt of the Day

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I am not sure who Minka Kelly is but I was told she was in Friday Night Lights, and I don’t know what that is but I can only assume it’s on TV or a Movie and it doesn’t really matter because she’s been caught flashing her panties for the paparazzi, which is the beauty of wearing dresses. I remember spending days in the mall at the bottom of the escalator lookin’ up to see as many panties as possible, security caught onto me after a few months, but it was a good time while it lasted. I just never understood how the girls never knew everyone could see their junk, I used to like believe that they did know but would pretend they didn’t because knowing the world can see their mound would make everyone think they were sluts.

I think the reason girls don’t mind showing off their underwear is because of the bathing suits they grew up wearing. From a young age they’d be running around the pool or beach in something that is more exposing than a pair of underwear, so as long as it’s cover up it aint a thing. I’d rather the shit not be covered up, because panties limit my view of the labia, but I guess what it comes down to is that girls don’t like doing things for me. But my readers do, this is an email I got about the threatening Splash News shit I posted yesterday:

HEY JESUS

I LOVE YOUR SITE AM A BIG FAN

JUST WANTED TO PASS ALONG SOMETHING FUNNY.
I WAS ON YOUR SITE YESTERDAY WHILE I WAS AT WORK
AND SAW HOW SPLASH NEWS MADE YOU TAKE DOWN
THE HILARY DUFF PICTURES.
WELL YOU HAD THE E-MAIL UP FOR SPLASH AND I DECIDED TO SEND HIM
A NICE E-MAIL SHORT AND SWEET THAT JUST SAID
“FUCK YOU, GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
WELL LO AND BEHOLD THIS GUY WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED MY WORK
LOOKING FOR ME WONDERING WHY I E-MAILED THIS TO HIM, AND HE WANTED
MY HUMAN RESOURCES DEPARTMENT HE WAS MAKING A BIG STINK.
NOW I WAS ALREADY GONE FOR THE DAY SO NOW I’M WORRIED
THIS PRICK IS GONNA START TROUBLE FOR ME.
HE ALSO E-MAILED ME SAYING I’M NICE AND POLITE.
WHAT DO YOU THINK I SHOULD DO.

And the follow-up

HEY JESUS
THANKS FOR THE REPLY

WELL HE CALLED BACK
BUT WE GOT HIM GOOD.
I AM CLOSE WITH THE RECEPTIONIST HERE WHO BY THE WAY
IS A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, BELEIVE ME AND I MEAN THAT IN A GOOD WAY.
SO ANYWAY SHE KNEW THAT IF SOMEONE WITH A BRITISH ACCENT CALLED
ASKING FOR HUMAN RESOURCES SHE WOULD PUT HIM THROUGH TO ME.
ANYWAY HE STARTED GOING ON HOW I SHOULD NOT BE SENDING E-MAILS
TO THEM LIKE THAT BLAH BLAH BLAH.
HE ALSO THOUGHT THAT I AM PROBABLY NOT AN IDEAL EMPLOYEE IF
I AM SENDING STUFF LIKE THAT FROM WORK.
SO I LET HIM FINISH AND THEN RESPONDED WITH THESE ARE MY QUOTES.
“ARE YOU DONE, WELL NOW LISTEN TO ME, WE ARE THE LARGEST SEAFOOD COMPANY IN THE WORLD
AND MARK IS OUR TOP SALES REP IN THE COUNTRY,SO HE CAN PRETTY MUCH DO WHAT HE WANTS
INCLUDING FUCKING MY WIFE IF HE SO PLEASES, AND BY THE WAY EVERYBODY IN THIS COMPANY
WICH IS ABOUT 2,000 EMPLOYEES ALL LIKE THE DRUNKEN STEPFATHER SITE AND WE HAVE HEARD
OF THIS SPLASH OR WET WEBSITE WHATEVER YOU CALL IT, SO FUCK YOU AND GET OVER YOURSELF ASSHOLE”
AND THEN CLICK PHONE IS DEAD LOL LOL
KEEP DOING WHAT YOUR DOING BROTHER, LOVE YA.

P.S.
YES THERE WAS SOME EXAGGERATION OVER MY POSITION WITH THE COMPANY LOL

These paparazzi are fucking predators trying to ruin everyone they can, I like predators when they come in the form of animal print panties, so here’s Minka Kelly with her stupid name and her shitty upskirt.

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2007

Oct

I am – Kate Middleton Upskirt of the Day

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Kate Middleton was linked to one of Diana’s Princes, which is a pretty good relationship to be in had she kept dude happy enough to keep him around. The paparazzi killed his mom and they are just as hooked on him and she’d have an have to deal with being followed everywhere she went, but he’s some prime pussy because dude’s probably richer than most people and sometimes that’s a good trade off, especially considering that the paparazzi still follows her around and she’s not even capitalizing on him…..

Here are some pictures of Kate Middleton having a panty upskirt which is totally unacceptable behavior for a bitch who dated royalty. If I was the Prince I would demand my sluts never wear underwear even after we broke up because vagina flashes are cooler than panty shots. I’d make the bitch sign a contract and if she strayed from the rules I’d have my people chop off her head, or send the paparazzi to run her off the road or whatever Royalty do. If I was a Prince I’d probably do a lot of other really stupid shit but only because I would get away with it because I was a Prince. Like I’d randomly walk into people’s houses kick them out and turn it into a fort while playing with the wive’s panties or some shit….There are just so many options…..

I once knew a dude with a ton of money who thought fucking with whores was the funniest thing he could do with his money. So he’d call them out and get them to do random shit like hug him for an hour or read him bed time stories, or watch him wash the dishes, or try on his expensive suits. He’d drop 500 dollars an hour sometimes because it was worth it to him, he was like the king of his own castle he just used his power in a way that made me uncomfortable, even though I laughed.

Here are those pics.

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2007

Oct

I am – Jordan's Drunken Upskirt of the Day

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The thing I like about Jordan is that she knows her role. She’s a party slut and she’s got no problem going out and getting drunk and living up that shit. There’s nothing that I hate more than party sluts who pretend they aren’t party sluts and act all fucking conservative and shit until they get a drink in them and then the tits or panties come out. You know the party slut that can only unleash the inner party slut with a few drinks in her. You know the kind of girl that is constantly in the corner hooking up with dudes, having multiple one night stands then going home after being abused to feel shitty about herself and spends the week coping with her whore behavior until the next week roles around and she gets another drink in her. I guess both are a good time, but I don’t really like surprises so Jordan living this shit day to day accepting what she is inspires me.

The other thing I like about Jordan is that she’s a mom and I have a thing for irresponsible parents. Bitch just had a kid and is already out hitting the clubs showing off that she lost her pregnancy weight and still has retardedly big tits and a vagina that I am sure doesn’t smell like roses. I am thinking she’s seen more cock than TROJAN or this 75 year old hooker that’s still working around the corner from me after a 55 year career because it’s all she knows.

The only thing I hate about girls with all that penis experience is that they know I’m packing a hybrid penis that’s usually more vaginal, but only on cold days, where as less experienced girls never really know how shitty it actually is. I always used to try to tell girls to let me stick it in them cuz they won’t feel anything and that I’m like a tampon but that never really worked out for me.

Either way, here’s Jordan’s upskirt.

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