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2008

02

Jun

Audrina Patridge Shows Off her Panties of the Day

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So useless Audrina is showing off her panties because she’s a whore who only values herself as something with tits and a pussy and is trying so hard to be the next big thing guys want to fuck and that’s ok by me because looking at Audrina and pretty much every girl I come across, all I see is something with tits and a pussy and for the most part they aren’t half as appealing as this nothing.

Truth is that she’s made her own way from her upper-middle class home all the way to MTV where she makes her own money and has become a useless celebrity when all she ever really dreamed about or wanted was to be in Playboy and have the Bunny Stamp of approval on her fake tits and now her dream is that much closer to coming true.

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2008

27

May

Amy Winehouse Shows Off Her Underwear of the Day

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For a crackwhore Amy Winehouse keeps her panties in better condition that any white underwear I’ve ever owned. So while people are shitting on her for being ghetto, disgusting and insane, her pussy isn’t shitting on her pearly white underwear. They are as beautiful as the glistening white of a fresh winter snowfall as I sit by the fire a write my memoirs….the only scary thing about these pictures is whatever the fuck she’s got caged up inside these cleaner than any white underwear I’ve seen, despite how wrecked she is motherfuckers. I just can’t get over how good these panties look, I would have been expecting black fingerprints from when she scratched her unwashed and itchy yeast infection, but instead she’s breaking down stereotypes and it’s fascinating to me.

Posted in:Amy Winehouse|Panties|Upskirt

2008

26

May

Lindsay Lohan’s in France with a Little Up Her Pants of the Day

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I was hanging out at the coffee shop because I had no money to go out and do anything worth doing and felt like watching teenage girls drink their 1000 calorie blended coffee drinks knowing that if they keep up that habit they will be 200 pounds by the time they are 20 so that they better fuckin’ enjoy their Chocolate Chip overpriced Frap now, while their rich skinny teenage asses can afford it because it’s all down hill for them

There was a group of insecure 15 year olds, the kind of girls who don’t get much male attention because they are slow developers and not really down with cock but are instead down with studying and watching Will Farrel movies. One was complaining about how her shirt is lowcut and how she never wears shirts that are that revealing, another one was complaining about how her hair always looks stupid. Then the one in a short skimpy dress, who I labeled the Lohan of the group came in with words of encouragement when she said that “boys love tits”. It’s that kind of inspirational words of wisdom that come out of a teenage girl that make me feel like Lohan’s done her job right.

Here are some pictures of her having an upskirt

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|Panties|Upskirt

2008

21

May

Sharon Stone Shows Some Sheer Panties in Cannes of the Day

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I like pussy, even if shit is wrapped up in a pair of underwear, because I know shit’s still there. I know everyone has seen Sharon Stone’s pussy, but that was when it was younger and it’s always nice to see what life’s changes have done to a vagina, it’s like watching your baby go to it’s first day of kindergarten and not only because it smells the same as when your kid shit’s his pants out of fear, but also because of the the natural growth of the human species and it’s times like this that makes us appreciate just how magical life is. Unfortunately for Sharon Stone though, the magic is more of a retired grandfather struggling to pull some tricks he learnt in the war and less like the magic I thought I experienced when I thought I lost my virginity but was really just jerking off to porn in the 80s, I blame the acid.

Posted in:Panties|Sharon Stone|Vagina

2008

13

May

Kim Kardashian Gets Her Cellulite Removed of the Day

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These videos are always hit or miss, sometimes they work and sometimes they crash my website, but I figured this one was worth posting because it’s from the Kardashian show and its Kim getting her Laser Treatment that she’s coincidentally a spokesperson for. It’s like this whore will do anything for an easy dollar, she’d probably even fuck a black dude on video if the opportunity came around and if it meant gettin’ paid. She’s got some kind of lifestyle that she’s trying to keep up, like this dude I saw on Cold Case Files who took out life insurance on 2 sets of wives after staging “accidental” deaths to cash out that shit. Makin’ easy money was his priority and didn’t mind how the fuck he did it. It was pretty sick but not quite as sick as Kardashian talking about how the cellulite machine feels like someone is suckin’ her thigh and makin’ faces like she’s cumming while her sisters watch compelled and uncomfortable because even family knows that no one wants to see her fat ass getting fondled by a machine. I guess the highlight of the

Posted in:Cellulite|Kim Kardashian|Panties

2008

30

Apr

Brie Larson, Former Child Star Does Internet Viral Video of the Day

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Here is a child star named Brie Larson, who could have been Miley Cyrus or Megan Fox but is instead starring in internet viral videos in her panties. It’s one of those one step closer to porn moments on her slow fall into the gutter while trying to cling on to the little amount of fame she got before her 18th birthday and now at 18 is ready to take shit up a notch to get noticed amongst the clutter of other 18 year old hot chicks trying to be famous so that she doesn’t have to go that last step and put a penis in her mouth on camera to get that feeling of fame she’s addicted to and has only had a taste of.

The truth is that I don’t realize how big the internet actually is. I just write this shitty shit I’ve been doing for years while the internet is becoming like cable TV all around me as mainstream media is trying to figure out how to tap into this place, but no matter how mainstream the internet gets, it will always be the place for loser virgins to congregate with like-minded loser virgins. So maybe I underestimate doing online viral’s because I think the internet isn’t a place of opportunity but a place for sexually confused outcast predators but that’s just because I am convinced the internet is just a phase that is not going to stay and because I’m keeping shit real 1996 style and haven’t had the success of bands got signed cuz of myspace, or a handful of writers who made movies about teenage pregnancy because of blogs, or how a handful of sluts got more famous than they actually should be like Tila Tequila, Perez Hilton and Paris Hilton, but I have asked a lot of girls for nude pictures.

Either way, here’s a viral and I normally hate staged viral shit about a girl who gets hired to babysit some mid-20 year old and it’s got a decent joke I can appreciate at the end so check it out.

Here are the screencaps of her in her panties….

Posted in:Brie Larson|Panties

2008

21

Apr

Emma Watson’s 18 Year Old Sheer Panty Upskirt Pictures of the Day

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Emma Watson turned 18 this weekend and she wore sheer panties to celebrate being legal, because you know that before this weekend there was no way bitch was letting dudes explore her vagina. The fact that she’s got bush is a nice change of pace because I was under the impression that all teenage girls these days were so influenced by porn and Paris Hilton that they didn’t believe in bush, but did believe in brazilian bikini waxes. I guess this Emma Watson bitch is from England and they do things differently there.

I am posting this because I have a feeling half of my 5 readers think they are wizards and dress up in capes and meet up with their other wizard friends on the weekend to cast spells on each other and do other weird shit because girls don’t talk to them and since Harry Potter is probably your instruction booklet, I figured these come in handy when you cast a spell on your penis and turn it into a fire spitting dragon, at least that’s what you pretend it is when it’s cumming all over you because it makes masturbating more relevant to your cause.

Posted in:Bush|Emma Watson|Panties|Sheer

2008

28

Mar

Whoopi Goldberg Talkin’ About Her Wet Panties of the Day

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Whoopi Goldberg has always been the kind of woman that I don’t consider a woman. She’s manly and disgusting and has about as much sex appeal as a piece of shit left by my wife in my toilet because she’s too fucking lazy to flush. I know that to some of you, you’re lack of a sex life all these years would make my wife’s shit something you’d be willing to fuck, but you’re not the norm and the average person would throw up when coming face to face with that shit. Either way she’s talking about really hot stuff like menopause and how wet her panties are and it was a disgusting moment in TV that I felt you needed to watch.

Posted in:Menopause|Panties|Whoopi Goldberg

2008

18

Mar

Kim Kardashian in Her Panties of the Day

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In case you didn’t know, Kim Kardashian has an official site that I won’t link here because she’s already too famous for her own good and she’s promoting it the only way she knows how, but posting slutty pictures of herself on it. She’s in panties and that’s a little bit more than what she was wearing while Ray J pissed on her face in their sex tape. As much as I hate on her for being 20 pounds overweight and a talentless whore who offers nothing to the world, you gotta give some love to a girl who lets you videotape you pissing on her. I am not entirely into treating my women like toilets, unless they deserve it, but seeing a chick with no self respect because letting that happen means she has no self respect but a need to get attention, opens up so many possibilities of the things she’d be willing to do to you if your dick was big enough to get around that ass and if your sister was her employer. She’s in these pictures with that Audrey O’Day or whatever the fuck her name is from Danity Kane if you were wondering, which you probably weren’t because you’re too busy crying.

Posted in:Kim Kardashian|Panties

2008

17

Mar

Pam Anderson’s Vagina Magic of the Day

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Pam Anderson works for some magician in Vegas when she’s not too busy having sex, neglecting her kids, doing tons of cocaine, getting marriage annulments and whatever the fuck else a washed up whore who is only famous for her tits does with her time when her face can’t stay as young and fresh as the rest of her.

I guess the magic trick they are working on is the disappearing panty, or maybe the trick is the fact that her haggard vagina can still fit inside a pair of underwear, but barely because you can see some lip and not the ones injected with collagen, I’m talkin the ones injected with hepatitis cock. Enjoy.

Posted in:Magic|Pam Anderson|Panties|Vagina