Brie Larson is another one of those celebrities that Hollywood has created and marketed in hopes that they keep their spell over you. Unfortunately, they didn’t realize that she’s a pretty average looking girl and that she’d only really have the power to manipulate a small percentage of the internet marketplace, because we’re in a new era of industry where actual hot chicks are out there promoting themselves and we don’t need some loser execs who get their dick sucked at the Diddy party before the Human Sacrifice to decide the pussy we like, we connect with or give our hard earned money to.

Hollywood hasn’t realized how insignificant they are becoming, or they have but they keep on trying and retards like Brie Larson who think they are this generations Marilyn Monroe or that Ugly Meryl Streep…prolific, high paid and a top tier in her craft of acting, which the general population also realized is not a skill or talent but rather a fucking joke.

So Brie’s out here putting up titty smut like a low level instagram model wanting subscribers, because she thinks she looks hot and important, even with that granny looking neck of hers….

There are definitely fanboys who will jerk off to this, so she’s trying to get them on-board to feel like she’s not the scam she knows she is….CLUTCHING ONTO what she’s been given as hard as she can with a “look I’m hot, I promise”….while looking like an average girl going to her friend’s wedding because no one seems to want to marry her.

You know the kind….

Keep on trying demonic bullshit faggot industry…..we’re onto you…

How about that weird pantyhose cowboy shit? What’s going on there Brie.

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Brie Larson may be old and weathered, the kind of woman they try to market to us as a hot chick, as a leading lady, as the girl you want to see in a sex scene because she’s trying to prove that she deserved that Oscar all those years ago and that it wasn’t just some publicity stunt to get her into high budget action movies, only to get naked in the sex scene when she’s even older and more weathered than she is today…

But she’s pretending to do some trad mom cookink on the grill, eating the meat because thankfully she’s not a Vegan, even though you’d expect her to be a Vegan with that grey skin that is sagging off her body….maybe it’s a vegan dog…

You can pretend that’s what she’d look like stuffing your cock in her face, but I don’t think your cock is big enough to be called a cock…is there a size limit to when you can call it a cock…I feel like their is…

I’m not sure why you’d want to pretend it was your sausage getting covered with her mustard mouth…but I guess she’s rich and famous and it’s better than the blender you’ve been staring at thinking “If only i was big enough, that could end all my woes”…

All this to say fuck Brie Larson, while you want to fuck BRIE larson…Personally, I prefer the cheese.

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Brie Larson looks like the middle aged mom or divorcee or never been married but likes her wine…

The kind of hiking boot wearing, breakaway pant wearing, wind breaker wearing, wicking underwear wearing woman who likes to go to all the National Parks in her SUBARU, all lesbian-like for the hikes….DYKES WHO HIKE….

I am not just saying that because she is trying to seduce you by a river…I am saying it because I see these sexless women all the time, buying their walking ski poles, rocking some trailmix and ready for some adventure and it’s never a turn on….unless you’re the kind of serial killer who hangs in the National Parks looking for these SOLO women to rape and kill…

So when Brie Larson does it, the only people excited are the feet fetishists or the brain-washed into thinking she’s a babe because the media wants you to think she’s a babe and not a High School Gym Teacher who canoes.

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I don’t know about you, but I think Brie Larson is a total fraud and that she must have imposter syndrome, knowing in her soul that she’s not worthy of being an A-List actor, no matter how bad she wanted, or how many dicks she sucked and manipulated to get it, she’s just not very good.

I’m sure she’s the kinda of actress who fucks her Oscar statue, like a catholic raised got would fuck her family’s crucifix, all in some sort of weird psychological domination….like “I own you Oscar, now fill my sad pussy”…..only she knows in her soul the Oscars were rigged and that she only got that thing as part of a global strategy to make money off her.

There’s just no star power, no presence, despite the success or the group of loser dudes who jerk off to her.

That’s not a status thing, those guys will jerk off to anything, they can’t control themselves, they see “Girl” and they go mental, they don’t even have to be hot girls, they don’t even have to be told they are hot girls by the media, like we are with Brie Larson….they just have to be girls….

So to the guys who jerk off to girls like mindless retards, she’s fine, since she’s presumably got a pussy…but outside of that…she’s really not all that graet.

That’s why it took me 15 days to see these bikini videos, if she mattered she’d be top of the charts and viral, but instead she’s just an unimpressive Oscar winner with a fat bank account people pretend to like…

The fact that the old lady body that looks like one of those marathon running divorcees who found a life of running compulsively after her life collapsed, or like someone dying of cancer in their early 40s…which is not necessarily what anyone would consider hot…they’d still jerk off to it…but it’s not hot…

We have to remember that Larson attempted a teen pop career when she was around 18 years old, which bgy the looks of her was last century….but it didn’t work…because she doesn’t have it…so they threw her into acting, anyone can act.

She won the Oscar because they made her play some locked in a shed weak woman kidnapped that she actually looks the part of thanks to that whole being starved, exhausted, disgusting look to her…and if you can get past the fact that no abductor in the world would actually abduct such a boring chick, even to use as a fuck toy he breeds in his basement, she’s semi believable in the part….only because she looked locked away for a decade…

Anyway, she’s rich, in Europe and apparently has a groupie friend that panders to her and probably can’t believe she’s on an all expense paid trip with an old lady from the TV and Movie screen….and she was in a swimsuit…and it wasn’t that eventful proven in that it took me weeks to post it….despite having LOTS to say about Brie Larson’s lack of sex appeal and lie that became an A-List career.

Fuck, I’d do Brie Larson is ugly and overrated posts all day if she fed me the shameless smut to post along with it….

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They keep trying to tell me that Brie Larson is hot…

They keep pushing her on me like she’s some kind of a-list actress.

They give her the work, they pay her the money, she’s in the scene….but I just can’t see past the simple fact that she’s not hot at all.

Sure she works out, but that may even make her worse…all skeletal and muscular in the wrong way….

I get that actors can’t be that hot, they are rarely that hot, they want us to connect with them and we can’t actually connect with beautiful people in the way we connect with average looking chicks pretending to be beautiful….

But they don’t even position this as inclusivity or diversity, let the girl next door you’d never notice unless you were drunk and with erection have a shot at this fame thing…..they instead sneak her in and expect us to not notice.

WE ARE ONTO YOU HOLLYWOOD….you and YOUR LIES!

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Brie Larson doing a detox in the sauna half naked and not actually naked because she’s a fucking fraud and doesn’t understand how saunas work….you’re supposed to be naked and getting sodomized by gays with aids…but maybe that’s just my sauna experience.

She needs to do a detox or jump on health and wellness trends because the actress looks like she’s in her late 50s….when she is apparently not….is it sun damage, a vegan diet….or is she just haggard from all the dick sucks it took to win the Oscar that got her into the high paid position she is in which makes no sense other than Hollywood needs vagina for nerds to connect with and it can’t be too good that it is not believable.

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Brie Larson looks to be in her mid to late 40s, so despite her being marketed to us as some hot babe in the commercial bullshit movies that Hollywood likes to throw 100s of millions of dollars at, because it pays them billions of dollars in returns, she’s not that hot.

They can tell us she’s hot, she can work out and get fit, they can put her in tight clothing, but without the Taylor Swift level of marketing push behind her, I don’t think she’d really even get noticed.

There’s a large group of people who just buy into what they are told, so if they are told that she’s hot, they are too lazy to question it, too form an opinion of their own, it’s just easier to let the corporations do the thinking for us….and it’s worked out nicely for Brie Larson because her slutty selfies don’t even need to be slutty and perverts out there will still jack off to it because that’s just how sold they are on the whole thing.

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I guess it is St Patrick’s Day this weekend, because people are all dressed up for St Patrick’s day because they are a gang of fucking assholes.

I don’t know if this Brie Larson paying tribute to her Irish roots, because the plaid is usually something you equate to the Scottish, but since I find her an unappealing troll of a woman, I’m running with it and saying she’s being a creepy fucking leprechaun…after you steal its pot of gold…which clearly Brie Larson stole, pulling some kind of witch craft scheme that has tricked or brain washed you all to think she’s hot, talented and that she matters.

She is the Taylor Swift of the Hollywood Machine, but at least Taylor Swift writes her own shitty songs I can’t believe people like at the level they like it….because actors are far more useless than musicians.

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Here’s some Brie Larson looking like a granny, out on the balcony having a smoke, because in her mind it is still the 1940s when everyone smoked….not that she’s smoking, but if she was, it would justify her hard fucking face….you know a weathered looking chain smoking woman.

She is looking at the camera with confusion, probably because she was born in a time before the camera existed, back when it was written word on the printing press…and illustrations by artists…but clearly she’ll navigate it, rough neck and all, because she’s a super star A-List celebrity getting paid.

I just wonder if her loose neck skin adds to the throat game when trying to get those high paid jobs, but I remember that she’s probably done with all that because she’s made it and the hive mind think she’s hot….

I don’t know why, but they do….

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Brie Larson is positioned or marketed as a hot chick….

That’s fucking confusing…it’s even more confusing than Taylor Swift, because I get that Taylor Swift sucks, but so does the general population so buying into relatable lyrics that they can cry to when they are going through their own self involved bullshit…

Where as Brie Larson is a bullshit actress in bullshit movies that she is overpaid for while being a totally unrelateable personality from her weird celebrity brat existence…who thinks she’s better than us..

All while she looks like she’s 100 fucking years old in face and in hands…owning something that shouldn’t be owned.

Put her on the shelf to die!

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