I guess it is St Patrick’s Day this weekend, because people are all dressed up for St Patrick’s day because they are a gang of fucking assholes.

I don’t know if this Brie Larson paying tribute to her Irish roots, because the plaid is usually something you equate to the Scottish, but since I find her an unappealing troll of a woman, I’m running with it and saying she’s being a creepy fucking leprechaun…after you steal its pot of gold…which clearly Brie Larson stole, pulling some kind of witch craft scheme that has tricked or brain washed you all to think she’s hot, talented and that she matters.

She is the Taylor Swift of the Hollywood Machine, but at least Taylor Swift writes her own shitty songs I can’t believe people like at the level they like it….because actors are far more useless than musicians.

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Here’s some Brie Larson looking like a granny, out on the balcony having a smoke, because in her mind it is still the 1940s when everyone smoked….not that she’s smoking, but if she was, it would justify her hard fucking face….you know a weathered looking chain smoking woman.

She is looking at the camera with confusion, probably because she was born in a time before the camera existed, back when it was written word on the printing press…and illustrations by artists…but clearly she’ll navigate it, rough neck and all, because she’s a super star A-List celebrity getting paid.

I just wonder if her loose neck skin adds to the throat game when trying to get those high paid jobs, but I remember that she’s probably done with all that because she’s made it and the hive mind think she’s hot….

I don’t know why, but they do….

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Brie Larson is positioned or marketed as a hot chick….

That’s fucking confusing…it’s even more confusing than Taylor Swift, because I get that Taylor Swift sucks, but so does the general population so buying into relatable lyrics that they can cry to when they are going through their own self involved bullshit…

Where as Brie Larson is a bullshit actress in bullshit movies that she is overpaid for while being a totally unrelateable personality from her weird celebrity brat existence…who thinks she’s better than us..

All while she looks like she’s 100 fucking years old in face and in hands…owning something that shouldn’t be owned.

Put her on the shelf to die!

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Brie Larson made the mistake of posting this selfie, where she looks like the weird refugee that landed in your elementary school back when you were a kid and not used to immigration, you know where she dressed like a fucking lunatic because of her communist background where they don’t learn how to dress themselves…but now that they get all that free donated clothes they can be as creative as their autism allows….

She’s looking rough, she’s looking like a retard given free will because she’s rich and can run her own life, but most importantly, she looks menopausal…like the crazy old lady at the home….

So don’t buy into her being some hot A-Lister…this selfie says ALL…

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Brie Larson claims to be 34, but looks more like a 47 year old mom of 4 headed to her first child’s wedding, when in fact she’s a top rated, top paid actress headed to some exclusive bullshit award show that no one but the celebs involved actually give a shit about. We’re too busy being self involved assholes to give a shit about dancing monkeys who are paid to entertain us in shitty movies and TV shows and Gossip stories that are far less interesting than they should be. We use you dancing monkeys but I guess the dancing monkeys win in the end because they are rich off all of our backs.

Either way, Brie Larson has been a try hard for a long time, she ended up with that Oscar win that seemed like it was by design or calculated, it opened up A-List roles, like the Oscar win is the official deal with the devil that makes all your dreams come true….and through it all she’s been barely hot.

Some people buy into the marketing and truly believe she’s hot, but this is her looking her best, after hours of glam, god knows how much BOTOX and she still looks like an average mom in the grocery store, which isn’t really the look anyone wants from their “a-listers”…..

The good news is that she seems like she knows she’s a fraud. Even her name is fake, she’s actually Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers. Never trust a woman with a STAGE NAME.

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If you had to choose between a Brie Larson or a baked brie, you’d have to go with the baked brie, because both may be mouldy and cheesy, both look like are melting and gooey but only one is actually delicious.

So as we go into the holiday season, this is a good reminder that the Baked Brie offered as one of the apps at your holiday party is a win compared to a Brie Larson…who as you know, I believe is a scam, a lie, an overrated monster who doesn’t even believe she’s a star and is consistently overcompensating for that lie and ultimatey, she’s just not that hot, fit maybe, old looking for sure…but not worthy of the pay day she gets.

I do not believe ANYONE goes to a movie to see Larson…and if they do…they’re fucked in the head…

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Can you imagine living in a world where they actually convinced a huge amount of lonely, sad, pathetic dudes into thinking that Brie Larson, the boring, the weathered, the lame, the opportunistic try hard, who has been trying to get famous since she was 16, is some hot chick you should jerk off to in her super hero outfits…

I mean, dude, in every pic she posts, it’s like a mom at the school fair, or a teacher, or some semi retired recent granny who works at the bank…all fucking tanned from the fluorescent lights after a career of soul sucking time wasting for a pension.

If you want to know why Hollywood is dead, it’s in part because of the woke, genderless, embarrassing, rich kids who can afford to move to LA to become writers, narrating the shitty content we consume….but more important, it’s the low grade pussy they present to us as “heart throbs” they use in movies, that WE JUST CAN’T buy into, thanks to having a fucking brain and eyes….

Save Brie Larson for the BLIND…make her the ACCESSIBILITY STARLET working the institution the retards live in for the retards…but for red blooded, normal enough men who still have testosterone. Do better.

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Brie Larson posted some shameless lingerie pic that’s about as low budget as I’d expect from the trash that is Brie Larson, but not as low budget as you’d expect from someone of her stature.

Brie Larson is packaged as one of the hottest celebrities out there, she even believes the lies and people actually get excited for her to be in their comic book trash action movies despite being a fucking old, weathered pile of shit all thanks to marketing.

It’s like dudes don’t have an opinion of their own, so thanks to people who want high paid stars deciding she’ll be one of those high paid stars, they’ve packaged this try hard as some sort of big deal, and the people who are easily marketed to just sign onto it.

I figure that the people who excel in life, seem to be the loser try hards who try to hard, because that’s the only reason I can imagine tv writing being so bad, the actors are so bad, the pop music is so bad, all while these are pros, the best of the best in pay and in hype, because they actual creative minds fucked off and became insurance adjusters or some shit because no one respected their writing, acting, singing, dancing, business ideas…

Larson came out as a teen girl, not as trans or a lesbian, even though her sex appeal is very lesbian looking and has been trying to work her way through the Hollywood scene until the right dick was sucked or inspired to give her a shot…

Now she’s taking that try hard to social media where her best social media influencer behavior, even with tits out, is pretty shit…

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If you’ve been marketed to aggressively and you’re a full retard who believes what you are told, than you’ll believe that Brie Larson is some hot Hollywood chick, even though she’s clearly not….

Thanks to the sorcery of marketing and PR and lies of Hollywood Brie Larson probably also believes the lies that she’s some hot Hollywood chick, even though she’s clearly not.

Just looking at her mangled old lady legs, with what look like weird cysts and the skin of her knees rotting off, I’m almost glad that the pussy is not visible from this short short upskirt ankle, because based on the condition of that calf, I feel like we’re dealing in geriatric medicine over here…

If you’re a normal person, with your own brain, you will agree that Brie Larson is an overrated pile of dog shit, NOT HOT, just LIES….which doesn’t mean we wouldn’t all still fuck her, even for the story, we’re dudes and can fuck anything, we just don’t lie to ourselves about how gross the things we are fucking are…

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Brie Larson wore a see through shirt to CANNES because she was clearly trying to make people look away from her old lady looking wrinkled like a ballsack looking face…

I am admittedly not a Brie Larson fan, I’ve found her to be an ugly pile of shit who pulled off the right scam, or who made the right deal with the demonic forces because she’s not nearly hot enough to justify her fame, her fortune, or her celebrity and you know she can’t carry it, she’s not convincing, she doesn’t believe she’s worthy…

But so long as her tits are visible, I guess I’ll shame her for looking like a haggard AIDS ridden 90 year old who works at a Fast Food drive through because her Social Security doesn’t cover her MEDS….

KEEP THE TITTIES OF COMING!

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