Brie Larson may be old and weathered, the kind of woman they try to market to us as a hot chick, as a leading lady, as the girl you want to see in a sex scene because she’s trying to prove that she deserved that Oscar all those years ago and that it wasn’t just some publicity stunt to get her into high budget action movies, only to get naked in the sex scene when she’s even older and more weathered than she is today…

But she’s pretending to do some trad mom cookink on the grill, eating the meat because thankfully she’s not a Vegan, even though you’d expect her to be a Vegan with that grey skin that is sagging off her body….maybe it’s a vegan dog…

You can pretend that’s what she’d look like stuffing your cock in her face, but I don’t think your cock is big enough to be called a cock…is there a size limit to when you can call it a cock…I feel like their is…

I’m not sure why you’d want to pretend it was your sausage getting covered with her mustard mouth…but I guess she’s rich and famous and it’s better than the blender you’ve been staring at thinking “If only i was big enough, that could end all my woes”…

All this to say fuck Brie Larson, while you want to fuck BRIE larson…Personally, I prefer the cheese.

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