Brie Larson made the mistake of posting this selfie, where she looks like the weird refugee that landed in your elementary school back when you were a kid and not used to immigration, you know where she dressed like a fucking lunatic because of her communist background where they don’t learn how to dress themselves…but now that they get all that free donated clothes they can be as creative as their autism allows….

She’s looking rough, she’s looking like a retard given free will because she’s rich and can run her own life, but most importantly, she looks menopausal…like the crazy old lady at the home….

So don’t buy into her being some hot A-Lister…this selfie says ALL…

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Brie Larson claims to be 34, but looks more like a 47 year old mom of 4 headed to her first child’s wedding, when in fact she’s a top rated, top paid actress headed to some exclusive bullshit award show that no one but the celebs involved actually give a shit about. We’re too busy being self involved assholes to give a shit about dancing monkeys who are paid to entertain us in shitty movies and TV shows and Gossip stories that are far less interesting than they should be. We use you dancing monkeys but I guess the dancing monkeys win in the end because they are rich off all of our backs.

Either way, Brie Larson has been a try hard for a long time, she ended up with that Oscar win that seemed like it was by design or calculated, it opened up A-List roles, like the Oscar win is the official deal with the devil that makes all your dreams come true….and through it all she’s been barely hot.

Some people buy into the marketing and truly believe she’s hot, but this is her looking her best, after hours of glam, god knows how much BOTOX and she still looks like an average mom in the grocery store, which isn’t really the look anyone wants from their “a-listers”…..

The good news is that she seems like she knows she’s a fraud. Even her name is fake, she’s actually Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers. Never trust a woman with a STAGE NAME.

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If you had to choose between a Brie Larson or a baked brie, you’d have to go with the baked brie, because both may be mouldy and cheesy, both look like are melting and gooey but only one is actually delicious.

So as we go into the holiday season, this is a good reminder that the Baked Brie offered as one of the apps at your holiday party is a win compared to a Brie Larson…who as you know, I believe is a scam, a lie, an overrated monster who doesn’t even believe she’s a star and is consistently overcompensating for that lie and ultimatey, she’s just not that hot, fit maybe, old looking for sure…but not worthy of the pay day she gets.

I do not believe ANYONE goes to a movie to see Larson…and if they do…they’re fucked in the head…

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Can you imagine living in a world where they actually convinced a huge amount of lonely, sad, pathetic dudes into thinking that Brie Larson, the boring, the weathered, the lame, the opportunistic try hard, who has been trying to get famous since she was 16, is some hot chick you should jerk off to in her super hero outfits…

I mean, dude, in every pic she posts, it’s like a mom at the school fair, or a teacher, or some semi retired recent granny who works at the bank…all fucking tanned from the fluorescent lights after a career of soul sucking time wasting for a pension.

If you want to know why Hollywood is dead, it’s in part because of the woke, genderless, embarrassing, rich kids who can afford to move to LA to become writers, narrating the shitty content we consume….but more important, it’s the low grade pussy they present to us as “heart throbs” they use in movies, that WE JUST CAN’T buy into, thanks to having a fucking brain and eyes….

Save Brie Larson for the BLIND…make her the ACCESSIBILITY STARLET working the institution the retards live in for the retards…but for red blooded, normal enough men who still have testosterone. Do better.

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Brie Larson posted some shameless lingerie pic that’s about as low budget as I’d expect from the trash that is Brie Larson, but not as low budget as you’d expect from someone of her stature.

Brie Larson is packaged as one of the hottest celebrities out there, she even believes the lies and people actually get excited for her to be in their comic book trash action movies despite being a fucking old, weathered pile of shit all thanks to marketing.

It’s like dudes don’t have an opinion of their own, so thanks to people who want high paid stars deciding she’ll be one of those high paid stars, they’ve packaged this try hard as some sort of big deal, and the people who are easily marketed to just sign onto it.

I figure that the people who excel in life, seem to be the loser try hards who try to hard, because that’s the only reason I can imagine tv writing being so bad, the actors are so bad, the pop music is so bad, all while these are pros, the best of the best in pay and in hype, because they actual creative minds fucked off and became insurance adjusters or some shit because no one respected their writing, acting, singing, dancing, business ideas…

Larson came out as a teen girl, not as trans or a lesbian, even though her sex appeal is very lesbian looking and has been trying to work her way through the Hollywood scene until the right dick was sucked or inspired to give her a shot…

Now she’s taking that try hard to social media where her best social media influencer behavior, even with tits out, is pretty shit…

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If you’ve been marketed to aggressively and you’re a full retard who believes what you are told, than you’ll believe that Brie Larson is some hot Hollywood chick, even though she’s clearly not….

Thanks to the sorcery of marketing and PR and lies of Hollywood Brie Larson probably also believes the lies that she’s some hot Hollywood chick, even though she’s clearly not.

Just looking at her mangled old lady legs, with what look like weird cysts and the skin of her knees rotting off, I’m almost glad that the pussy is not visible from this short short upskirt ankle, because based on the condition of that calf, I feel like we’re dealing in geriatric medicine over here…

If you’re a normal person, with your own brain, you will agree that Brie Larson is an overrated pile of dog shit, NOT HOT, just LIES….which doesn’t mean we wouldn’t all still fuck her, even for the story, we’re dudes and can fuck anything, we just don’t lie to ourselves about how gross the things we are fucking are…

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Brie Larson wore a see through shirt to CANNES because she was clearly trying to make people look away from her old lady looking wrinkled like a ballsack looking face…

I am admittedly not a Brie Larson fan, I’ve found her to be an ugly pile of shit who pulled off the right scam, or who made the right deal with the demonic forces because she’s not nearly hot enough to justify her fame, her fortune, or her celebrity and you know she can’t carry it, she’s not convincing, she doesn’t believe she’s worthy…

But so long as her tits are visible, I guess I’ll shame her for looking like a haggard AIDS ridden 90 year old who works at a Fast Food drive through because her Social Security doesn’t cover her MEDS….

KEEP THE TITTIES OF COMING!

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I like to think that Brie Larson is celebrity plant that they use to mock us.

She is not hot, even in her slutty selfies, if anything she’s awkward, weird, and makes me feel uncomfortable. So either she’s got dirt on key people that she can manipulate into getting those high paid work projects, maybe someone MeToo-ed her when she was a 16 year old aspiring pop star and she’s threatened to go public, maybe she was invited to some weird sex party and has video of people eating each other’s asses that they don’t want released, I don’t know the details, but I do know that there’s got to be a bigger reason why she exists.

I do not buy any “great actor’ or “great talent” or “great connection with the audience who relates to her”, because she’s really a wet maxi pad in the corner of the truck stop bathroom left by an obese woman who was taking a shit in there before you accidentally entered, thinking it couldn’t be that bad only for it to be worse than you ever imaginged…THE SMELLL…..and not in a “well someone would find that hot kind of way” because we know there are people who would suck that wet maxi pad, bring it home, put it in a jar and nurture it until it rotted so bad the neighbors complained about the smell. We aren’t talking about that guy, we’re talking the average person who would find that gross, unappealing, and trash.

I get she could be a celebrity plant in that they can control what she says, her politics, the woke agendas, all that other shit, but I don’t think anyone’s listening.

Even when she takes pantsless selfies like a basic whore, while being a top billed celeb, it’s like, “Ok, now what”….

I think her filling her pussy up with sharpies like the girls of Reddit, wouldn’t even stop the scroll and she’d manage to make THAT boring too.

I just don’t think there’s hope for her, sure she gets paid, sure she pulled off a scam…but damn…she’s pants less, she works out, she’s rich, she’s famous, yet this sucks so hard….why?

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Brie Larson is the absolute worst celebrity has to offer, yet people want to believe in her, they want to believe the lie so hard that they go along with it.

It’s like when you’re told the retard with no fingers who was in a fire as a kid is hot so many times that you doubt yourself for thinking she’s not…it’s an “am I gay because I don’t see it”…no motherfucker, that bitch has no face.

Unfortunately, Brie Larson would be hotter if she didn’t have a face, especially one covered in whatever slime she’s using to preserve herself, which even if it was cum, likely horse cum, but even if it was cum, like some CUM WALK OF SHAME, wouldn’t be hot, or interesting or compelling, because it’s Brie Larson.

It’s like this out of touch trying so hard to make it IMPOSTER who doesn’t have imposter syndrome but fucking should….is the ONLY person taking the time to produce social media content that fails.

It’s like she is going out of her way to make social media content that isn’t hot, when she tries to be hot, because she’s in the BATH, NUDE, or seemingly nude, and instead it’s an uncomfortable and awkward oversharing moment we wish she kept to herself.

I remember when celebs had to be dolled up, dressed up, looking their best, not fucking in their bathroom’s after a three day bender looking rough as fuck…it was a better time for the fantasy….I don’t need this way to real ghetto shit…

More importantly, you know she’s posting a CORONA EXTRA to mock all the people who. died of the Corona Virus, what a heartless bitch…in her castle drinking beer while simultaneously laughing at your granny who died…..WHAT A BITCH.

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In the event you were wondering, Brie Larson, the overly hyped actress who is not hot, was never hot, but is packaged as hot, because she clearly made a fucking deal with some kind of demon who saw her as the least relatable actress to put in moves, since nerds will fucking fall for anyone they are told to….

But yeah, in the event you were wondering, even when she’s using her tits, her only asset that aren’t even that great and that don’t justify a celebrity career, she’s still ugly….and only makes me wonder who’s fucking nub of a dick did she lick like a clit to get where she’s got. She makes zero fucking sense to me.

I mean this shoot features her in a wife beater that looks like it’s been warn by an actual trailer park dwelling wife beater, all sweat and nicotine stained…but like all wife beaters, you can see her nipples through it…and she is still the least impressive actress around….

She could be doing puppetry of her pussy lips and I’d still think she wasn’t qualified to even do porn, unless it was gay porn, because she reminds me of a dude….or just a genderless slug who looks like she smells like a truck stop bathroom leeching off all our souls with her fake celebrity….that people actually pander to, accept, buy into….and it’s crazy.

How can you look at this and think “she’s so beautiful, she’s so in sexy, she’s so hot”….

I get that we’d fuck anything around, including a genderless slug we found in a truck stop bathroom, but at a certain point you gotta break out of the MATRIX and say, oh, they’re fucking with me, this is a troll, this is them seeing how far they can push up….kinda like when they tell you LIZZO is HOT and FIERCE….we’re onto you ESTABLISHMENT.

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