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2023

19

Apr

Brie Larson Pulls an Aaron Carter of the Day

Brie Larson is the absolute worst celebrity has to offer, yet people want to believe in her, they want to believe the lie so hard that they go along with it.

It’s like when you’re told the retard with no fingers who was in a fire as a kid is hot so many times that you doubt yourself for thinking she’s not…it’s an “am I gay because I don’t see it”…no motherfucker, that bitch has no face.

Unfortunately, Brie Larson would be hotter if she didn’t have a face, especially one covered in whatever slime she’s using to preserve herself, which even if it was cum, likely horse cum, but even if it was cum, like some CUM WALK OF SHAME, wouldn’t be hot, or interesting or compelling, because it’s Brie Larson.

It’s like this out of touch trying so hard to make it IMPOSTER who doesn’t have imposter syndrome but fucking should….is the ONLY person taking the time to produce social media content that fails.

It’s like she is going out of her way to make social media content that isn’t hot, when she tries to be hot, because she’s in the BATH, NUDE, or seemingly nude, and instead it’s an uncomfortable and awkward oversharing moment we wish she kept to herself.

I remember when celebs had to be dolled up, dressed up, looking their best, not fucking in their bathroom’s after a three day bender looking rough as fuck…it was a better time for the fantasy….I don’t need this way to real ghetto shit…

More importantly, you know she’s posting a CORONA EXTRA to mock all the people who. died of the Corona Virus, what a heartless bitch…in her castle drinking beer while simultaneously laughing at your granny who died…..WHAT A BITCH.

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