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2024

13

Jun

Brie Larson Lacks Sex Appeal of the Day


They keep trying to tell me that Brie Larson is hot…

They keep pushing her on me like she’s some kind of a-list actress.

They give her the work, they pay her the money, she’s in the scene….but I just can’t see past the simple fact that she’s not hot at all.

Sure she works out, but that may even make her worse…all skeletal and muscular in the wrong way….

I get that actors can’t be that hot, they are rarely that hot, they want us to connect with them and we can’t actually connect with beautiful people in the way we connect with average looking chicks pretending to be beautiful….

But they don’t even position this as inclusivity or diversity, let the girl next door you’d never notice unless you were drunk and with erection have a shot at this fame thing…..they instead sneak her in and expect us to not notice.

WE ARE ONTO YOU HOLLYWOOD….you and YOUR LIES!

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