So Marie Eve stopped posting on the site about a week or two ago and she took her gay blogger with her. I figured that it didn’t really matter because no one came into read the site anyway, so I could do a good enough job running it into the ground on my own. What I didn’t realize is that I like to be lazy and being lazy makes posting shit fucking hard so there help was really more of a way for me to do better things with my time than sit in front of a computer talking shit about celebrities and myself, because no one wants to read about some guy and how much he sucks. They want to read about how fucking awesome they are and I just never really come across as being awesome. So I am going to work on that….

I got an email for Julien the gay blogger with the gay erotica that my closet case reader who constantly emails me asking for more Julien loves and I figured I’d give him a second chance, only this time it’s to work the weekend shift. Here’s what he had to say about Jordan aka Katie Price….and his other gay escapades…

Hey sweethearts, I’m back. Jesus, in all his wisdom decided that I should be segregated to post only on the weekends. So I guess that I’m the “Last Call with Carson Daily” to his “Late Night with Conan O’Brien”. No, wait, that doesn’t work because there is no way that Jesus is Conan, he’s actually more like Jimmy Kimmel and I guess that makes me whatever the fuck follows Jimmy Kimmel…ok fuck it this analogy sucks. Whatever, I’m not complaining, at least this gives me a distraction from my ever increasing drug habit and my desperate attempts to convince guys to fuck me. Speaking of which, I was at this bar the other night and I was clearly the only fag there. I mean there were a whole bunch of repressed “straight” assholes, but I don’t have time for them. I was going to leave and try to find a good after party when in walks this really hot fellow homosexual. And when I say hot I mean capital H HOT! When I laid eyes on him, my asshole skipped a beat.

So I waltz my way up to him and just start talking. I mean I figure I have a sure thing here because this is straight bar and he has no other options. So we get to talking and blah blah blah and after a while my buzz is wearing off but I’ve still go this raging boner for this guy. And he’s totally giving me all the right signals, eye contact, touching of the shoulder etc etc. So we are talking about The Family Guy and I go “Do you want to come back to my place and watch it? I have all the DVDs and live up the street” and he looks at me and goes, “No thanks, I’m going to leave with my girlfriend.” And he walks away. What a fucking loser. I mean this guy was clearly a flaming homosexual and he’s has a “girlfriend”? I mean this guy made Zac Ephron look like fucking He-Man. I’m sure he demands that his girlfriend puts on a strap-on every night. Whatever, I have no time for that fucking loser. I mean, if he’s not out, it probably means he can’t fuck for shit anyway.

Speaking of homosexuals, here is Jordan aka Katie Price flashing her shit with her “husband”. This is guy is so fucking gay, he’s deeper in the closet than a winter jacket in July.I’m sure Jordan is flashing her panties for the world. Probably because she is so deseperate for some guy to fuck her she’s trying to give it away. Actually, now that I see them together, I’m thinking that he’s actually not in the closet but an out and proud gay man and he has just mistaken Jordan for a drag queen.

Smooch!
Julian

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