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2017

22

Nov

Minka Kelly Stuffing her Face of the Day

Minka Kelly Stuffing her Face with Pineapple

Minka Kelly is one of these actresses who all the weird nerdy dudes get a hard on for, because I guess she’s just so fucking basic and accessible they feel like they’ve got a shot, without realizing that when you take a average looking girl, celebrate her, pay her well, give her work…she gets this ego and thinks she’s fucking hot and can’t fully process that they are average at best, sure there’s the typical woman insecurities, but ultimately, she’ll only fuck money, hang with money and do money thing, a consumer, her life filled with stuff…not down to earth at all but rather an ego who thinks she’s more important than people while pretending to be down to earth…it’s all nonsense…

But watching her and her 40 year old seducing us by eating in public erotica….is a fetish…a weird fetish but a fetish nevertheless.

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2017

11

Oct

Minka Kelly’s Workout Booty of the Day

Minka Kelly's Workout Booty

Minka Kelly is parts unknown, I really can’t place her, I am assuming she’s some actress pushing 40 trying to prove she’s still got hotness in her leggings, thanks to extreme squatting because whatever we’re looking at is muscular, perky, round and lovely…and I guess knowing who Minka Kelly is doesn’t matter, when you can stare at her ass…which may not matter either but it’s better than other parts of her…so like fucking a fat girl with big tits, focus on the good she has to offer…that’s what she wants you to do..otherwise she wouldn’t be posing like this.

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2017

26

Jun

Minka Kelly Hard Nipples Walking the Dog of the Day

MINKA KELLY HARD NIPPLE DOG WALKER

Minka Kelly has some hard nipples while walking the dog and it is pretty magical for those of you who like hard nipples, who think hard nipples are a thing, who enjoy putting hard nipples in your mouth – either at a strip club or with someone you’ve hired, because nipples are the focal point of the tit, without them, you’re just a breast cancer survivor…

Mastectomy Jokes…like rape jokes…never a hit at a party filled with a bunch of girls…at least not the right girls…because one on one they’d laugh…but collectively…they’d just give you dirty fucking looks…bitches.

I don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but she’s got a dumb name and that may be all I need to know…and really I probably know who she is if someone told me who she was but no one likes talking to me some I’m in this alone…luckily google can save me…if ONLY I cared enough to google such important things like “Who’s hard nipples on the dog walk am I staring at, she seems important”….

I guess I should say something like “Look at Minka Kelly Taking Her Puppies for a Walk”…or “Boy, I wish I had a dog walker like this, I’d walk backwards in front of her for days, and maybe then I wouldn’t die of diabetes….because chasing nipples is a motivating exercise”… but I won’t, even though I guess I just did.

Minka Kelly Takes her Nipples for a Walk

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2017

01

Jun

Minka Kelly Bends of the Day

Here’s some Minka Kelly bending the fuck over like a little slut or whore trying to seduce men into paying her to fuck, only in the most lazy and barely seductive way….I mean as she scarfs down her cheetos, that they probably pay her to eat in public now that she’s fat, she might as well be taking a shit on the side of the road, because that’s how hot this is…and not in a scat loving pervert kind of hot, in a shitting is gross always, I don’t even like anal because of the shit, since it smells like shit, it’s not quite something erotic to me….

I guess what I am saying is I hate seeing girls get fat, or eating snack foods, when they should be maintaining skinny, since hungry means hungry in life, and Cheetos for the paparazzi is either an add, or a “I give up and people still like me this is LOLZ”…both terrible…

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2017

01

Mar

Minka Kelly Tit at the Vet of the Day

Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…who ultimately end up stripping too….sometimes in mom and daughter shows to get more money for the family…you know because family is importing…

So Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got cleavage at the vet…something you should masturbate to in pictures because if you do it at the vet…they’ll ask you to leave….making a really weird fetish…vet cleavage in a world where cleavage is something all girls do….or something you could jerk off to when you were 14….before internet porn made 14 year olds have gangbangs…

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2016

22

Apr

Minka Kelly Working Out of the Day

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Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..

She’s the other Liv Tyler, who ultimately didn’t end up stripping…but instead went on to act due to solid connections and a trust fund – acting in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…

Here she is working out….I don’t know if you’re into seeing girls like Minka Kelly working out, but maybe it’s a fetish of yours…what the fuck do I know ….I used to like the gym for the pussy definition in tight pants and the tit and cleavage in tight shirts…but not enough to keep working out..

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2016

08

Apr

Minka Kelly’s Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Minka Kelly looking like every girl you’ve ever had sex with – you date rapist..even though you don’t take them on a date!

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