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2017

22

Nov

Minka Kelly Stuffing her Face of the Day

Minka Kelly Stuffing her Face with Pineapple

Minka Kelly is one of these actresses who all the weird nerdy dudes get a hard on for, because I guess she’s just so fucking basic and accessible they feel like they’ve got a shot, without realizing that when you take a average looking girl, celebrate her, pay her well, give her work…she gets this ego and thinks she’s fucking hot and can’t fully process that they are average at best, sure there’s the typical woman insecurities, but ultimately, she’ll only fuck money, hang with money and do money thing, a consumer, her life filled with stuff…not down to earth at all but rather an ego who thinks she’s more important than people while pretending to be down to earth…it’s all nonsense…

But watching her and her 40 year old seducing us by eating in public erotica….is a fetish…a weird fetish but a fetish nevertheless.

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2017

11

Oct

Minka Kelly’s Workout Booty of the Day

Minka Kelly's Workout Booty

Minka Kelly is parts unknown, I really can’t place her, I am assuming she’s some actress pushing 40 trying to prove she’s still got hotness in her leggings, thanks to extreme squatting because whatever we’re looking at is muscular, perky, round and lovely…and I guess knowing who Minka Kelly is doesn’t matter, when you can stare at her ass…which may not matter either but it’s better than other parts of her…so like fucking a fat girl with big tits, focus on the good she has to offer…that’s what she wants you to do..otherwise she wouldn’t be posing like this.

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2017

26

Jun

Minka Kelly Hard Nipples Walking the Dog of the Day

MINKA KELLY HARD NIPPLE DOG WALKER

Minka Kelly has some hard nipples while walking the dog and it is pretty magical for those of you who like hard nipples, who think hard nipples are a thing, who enjoy putting hard nipples in your mouth – either at a strip club or with someone you’ve hired, because nipples are the focal point of the tit, without them, you’re just a breast cancer survivor…

Mastectomy Jokes…like rape jokes…never a hit at a party filled with a bunch of girls…at least not the right girls…because one on one they’d laugh…but collectively…they’d just give you dirty fucking looks…bitches.

I don’t know who Minka Kelly is, but she’s got a dumb name and that may be all I need to know…and really I probably know who she is if someone told me who she was but no one likes talking to me some I’m in this alone…luckily google can save me…if ONLY I cared enough to google such important things like “Who’s hard nipples on the dog walk am I staring at, she seems important”….

I guess I should say something like “Look at Minka Kelly Taking Her Puppies for a Walk”…or “Boy, I wish I had a dog walker like this, I’d walk backwards in front of her for days, and maybe then I wouldn’t die of diabetes….because chasing nipples is a motivating exercise”… but I won’t, even though I guess I just did.

Minka Kelly Takes her Nipples for a Walk

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2017

01

Jun

Minka Kelly Bends of the Day

Here’s some Minka Kelly bending the fuck over like a little slut or whore trying to seduce men into paying her to fuck, only in the most lazy and barely seductive way….I mean as she scarfs down her cheetos, that they probably pay her to eat in public now that she’s fat, she might as well be taking a shit on the side of the road, because that’s how hot this is…and not in a scat loving pervert kind of hot, in a shitting is gross always, I don’t even like anal because of the shit, since it smells like shit, it’s not quite something erotic to me….

I guess what I am saying is I hate seeing girls get fat, or eating snack foods, when they should be maintaining skinny, since hungry means hungry in life, and Cheetos for the paparazzi is either an add, or a “I give up and people still like me this is LOLZ”…both terrible…

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2017

01

Mar

Minka Kelly Tit at the Vet of the Day

Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…who ultimately end up stripping too….sometimes in mom and daughter shows to get more money for the family…you know because family is importing…

So Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got cleavage at the vet…something you should masturbate to in pictures because if you do it at the vet…they’ll ask you to leave….making a really weird fetish…vet cleavage in a world where cleavage is something all girls do….or something you could jerk off to when you were 14….before internet porn made 14 year olds have gangbangs…

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2016

22

Apr

Minka Kelly Working Out of the Day

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Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..

She’s the other Liv Tyler, who ultimately didn’t end up stripping…but instead went on to act due to solid connections and a trust fund – acting in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…

Here she is working out….I don’t know if you’re into seeing girls like Minka Kelly working out, but maybe it’s a fetish of yours…what the fuck do I know ….I used to like the gym for the pussy definition in tight pants and the tit and cleavage in tight shirts…but not enough to keep working out..

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2016

08

Apr

Minka Kelly’s Picture of the Day

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Here’s a picture of Minka Kelly looking like every girl you’ve ever had sex with – you date rapist..even though you don’t take them on a date!

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2015

03

Aug

Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly in Bikinis of the Day

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Mandy Moore and Minka Kelly are BFFs…which is good because no one else cares about them…except when they are in Bikinis…

One is a child star, the other the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper, and togther they are in Bikinis…

Bikinis…without them, how would these people promote themselves…I just don’t know but more importantly, don’t care…

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2015

13

Feb

Minka Kelly Lookin’ Hot of the Day

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Minka Kelly is one of these too old to be relevant actors pushing 35…who for some reason, a reason I call all the original bloggers turning 40 and thinking 35 year olds they watched come up are hot…post on her…is working out her fat, mom looking body…but I’m not sure if she’s even a mom…all the internet has for me is that she’s done some bullshit movies, she got herpes from Derek Jeter and she’s had sex with Chris Evans….more importantly, her dad is in Aerosmith, her mom is a stripper, and she’s probably got some friends in the industry thanks to the people her dad does coke with at Rainbow Bar and Grill on Sunset…where Lemmy and Ron Jeremy and a bunch of other 50 year olds in tight jeans and cowboy boats get together to drink and discuss the old days of fucking babes…before going home with old babes that are no longer babes….it’s a scene…

Either way, I like watching her do her fitness with an oxygen mask on, it’s pretty dramatic, when she could probably get more love if she did it in a thong booty short…but oxygen masks speak to a certain crowd…probably the same people who like her at 35, knowing she’s older and weaker…slower at running away from them…so this shit lookin’ medical is just hot…

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2013

28

Feb

Minka Kelly Does Fitness of the Day

Minka Kelly is a babe…but more importantly…she is the daughter of a stripper groupie who got knocked up by the guitarist Rick Dufay from Aerosmith…because it was obviously a good retirement plan to get out of stripping…while still maintaining the coke fueled hooker life….and out of that glorious union of dirt…came this angel….who has since been in a few movies….has dated Derek Jeter (who has herpes…..and who is now running to stay fit…because let’s face it…with a trust fund…a couple of vanity projects…that’s all she really needs to do to stay relevent…


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2013

19

Feb

Minka Kelly’s Got Hard Nipples at an Event of the Day

Minka Kelly is the daughter of ex Aerosmith guitarist and a stripper….which is probably an interesting household to be raised in….one filled with groupies, STDS, drugs and getting naked for money….all while giving her a privileged life, unlike the daughter of strippers I know…..who ultimately end up stripping too….where Minka Kelly went onto act in such massive hits as “Unknown” in State’s Evidence….a career worth noticing…but only because she’s got hard nipples…something I used to masturbate to when I was 14….true story…..and I guess when momma was a stripper…you learn all the right tricks on how to get the best Tips….


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2012

26

Apr

Minka Kelly Awesome Tits of the Day

The biggest issue with Minka Kelly as a person is that she has herpes….Whether they dripped onto her pussy from John Mayer, Derek Jeter, or her current boyfriend Wilmer Valderama….all perverts who have fucked every dirty slut with herpes combined….from Paris Hilton to Lindsay Lohan to who the fuck cares……because with tits like this…her STDs don’t fucking matter…in fact based on the fact that we will never fuck this bitch….or even meet this bitch in our life times…her herpes don’t fucking exist…and even if I did have the chance to fuck with her….her herpes wouldn’t fucking exist….cuz my herpes would eat them….in a herpes fight to the death that would cancel out both our herpes….making us billionaires by finding a cure to the shit….no that that would happen, but pictures of her big fucking titties happened ….and that’s good enough for me.

Here is a closeup

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2011

13

Oct

Rachel Taylor and Minka Kelly Kiss on Set of Charlie’s Angels of the Da

I can’t figure out how I missed these pictures of Minka Kelly and Rachel Taylor kissing on set, unless they weren’t taken last week when I posted the pics of them in the same outfits, before ripping into the lack of creativity in Hollywood, and the fact that shows like this exist make me realize why the internet is so successful, cuz audiences get smarter, yet they still pump out the same fucking smut over and over again, 30 years later….

I’m thinking they went back on set, in the same costumes and figured they needed to add some lesbianism, like college girls looking for male attention, since that’s just what bottom feeding, laziness, in a “Look at Me, Look at Me”…hoping for ratings hustle is….

So obvious, even annoying, but I gotta post it anyway…

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2011

05

Oct

Minka Kelly’s Beach Mouth to Mouth Erotica of the Day

I am offended by all these shitty TV shows that are getting picked up and financed, not because I cant get my own TV show sold and produced, but because Aaron Spelling shows were shit in the 70s, shit in the 90s, and I can only imagine shit now. Sure, bitches running around solving crimes like this is Baywatch nights seems so logical, but seriously, at least re-package the shit under another name and like the throwback shit die with Farah Fawcett.

Here’s some action on set…..Some Minka Kelly doing mouth to mouth in an uneventful body…..throw in some Rachel Taylor and Annie Ilonzeh, bitches I’ve never heard of, but who I guess are the sidekicks in some wet suits, shoot on the beach and you have a recipe for some smut I wish didn’t exist….

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2011

22

Sep

Minka Kelly Ass in a Dress of the Day

Minka Kelly got someone fired for “sexually” harrassing her on set cuz he groped her or some shit I like to call trying to make the public think of her as a sexual object using a bullshit scandal so that people will ignore the fact that another Spelling being re-made because Hollywood is out of ideas, and that even after a triology of shit movies and an original stint on TV, they’re bringing Charlies Angels back in what I call beating a dead horse with your dick….when they didn’t have to make the public think of her as a sexually object, the fact she has a vagina does a good enough job of that….

Here are pics of her ass in some dress for no real reason other than that i have nothing better to do…

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