Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day

2021

Apr

If you’re interested in the daughter of the Aerosmith guitarist cuz you just can’t get enough of 80s and 90s rock….then you’re probably into Minka Kelly…you know obscure fanboy shit that I like to think of when it comes to Sophie Simmons…since KISS fans are huge collector….

and you’ll probably understand why she fucks Trevor Noah, who is positioning himself as being the voice of black America despite being South African, which is actually really fucking weird….but I guess when the industry is as vapid as it is, they would use an existing host to do other hosting, and to target a demographic they are trying to target, even though the guy is a total pussy with terrible jokes…

The highlight of her wikipedia…and daddy issues…you know since she was raised by her mom who was likely one of the ladies banged out by the Aerosmith guitarist backstage and not quite the one he brought home to his parents….is: In May 2019, Kelly spoke in an Instagram post about having an abortion, saying “It was the smartest decision I could’ve made”.”

Amazing, girl likes to get CUMMED in by the likes of HERPES POSITIVE SUPER SPREADER ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET – Derek Jeter…and now HIV POSITIVE STATISTICALLY THANKS TO SOUTH AFRICA AIDS RATES ACCORDING TO THE INTERNET 10 YEARS AGO….my only South African joke is the AIDS…and at 40 she’s still got tits unlike those other 40 year olds who suffered from Breast Cancer….