When you’re a Disney Kid who needs to reinvent yourself as a girl the other girls her age can relate to…instead of the annoying fucking Disney Kid I am sure she was…

You know since all Disney Kids seem like they are overly excited…hopped up on MDMA or other CHILDHOOD industry standard drugs they give them to perform at their ultimate level….all cheesy and marketable….safe for work and everything….almost animatronic in their delivery of everything….”ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN”….

Until they decide to let them run their career into their 20s, and they need to make them a little more human and a lot less obnoxiously happy, you know give them layers of torment…and trauma…edginess and substance….send them off to Brooklyn to make slutty selfie content so girls in middle america who grew up with her feel like she’s one of them…

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