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2024

02

May

Rowan Blanchard is Still Hip of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is that Disney Kid they sent to Brooklyn to help take up smoking and looking like a washed up trust fund hipster who likes to party and go to art galleries and make finger paintings that they sell to their rich friends so that they can call themselves artists and validate the artist loft their company is paying for.

Well, she was doing the hipster nude thing a few years ago, and apparently is still pretty fucking hip while smoking ANALOG cigarettes, which are ALL the rage, since VAPES are for faggots.

I saw these pics of her and said to myself, we need some Rowan Blanchard posts because I appreciate actors who break free from acting, to hang out and smoke the way they are meant to.

She may still work as an actor, who knows, who cares, who the fuck is Rowan Blanchard anyway.

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2023

17

Jul

Rowan Blanchard Tits of the Day

I may not find Rowan Blanchard hot, but she’s a quirky Disney Kid who they decided to send to Brooklyn to sexualize her and create a more adult version of her, which didn’t end up interfering with her celebrity status, because when you’re IN, you’re fucking IN bro, until you expose them for the weird shit they do, then you die of an overdose, car accident, plane crash, etc. It’s a big money industry, fucked up things happen…most more fucked up as Rowan Blanchard’s new found cleavage….

Did the sexualized Brooklyn hipster who gets racy in photoshoots she does with friends get some BOLT ONS, did she get a new BIRTH CONTROL pill, did she start eating cake because her handlers want her pushing the plus sized fatty agenda and her job as an actor is to act ALL the time….or is it a pushup bra, has she always had the tits that I didn’t notice because I always thought she was weird looking….

DO we care? I don’t care Do you Care?

I’m a grown man talking about a 20 year old’s new found cleavage, I mean that’s where the REAL issue lies…

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2023

07

Jul

Rowan Blanchard Bikini Tits of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid created in the industry, sent to NYC to become an NYC hipster with her racy non Disney Content that you have to assume Disney approved every step of the way, because they understand creating and nurturing talent in ways we never will, and they also know how to take advantage of a set of tits we had no idea Rowan had…..while still keeping her marketable for mainstream projects, can’t lose that investment on one of the assets they own….especially when she’s got these assets she owns, in theory, I mean it’s likely leased out to the industry…

I don’t know if the tits were always this big and round, if it’s a filter, a breast plate fake trannies pretending to be chicks to get into the locker-room, fakers, gel-packs, or she’s pregnant, on her period, hormonal or fat….BUT it’s tits….DISNEY bred tits….

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2023

24

May

Rowan Blanchard See Through of the Day

There is a conspiracy that I like to perpetuate that Hollywood is some demonic, satanic, corrupt cult of baby eating pervert degenerates who are actively trying to destroy your family, your children, by instilling horrible values by the icons they create for people to look up to….

There’s the whole child star, abused by the industry, used as a brainwashed and controllable puppet to push any agenda they want to push….and those child stars end up mentally fucked up, basically rape victims from being exploited at a young age, so they have a period of slutty content, before transitioning into adult roles..

Anyway, I like to think the reality is that they are just money grubbing pieces of shit, chasing the dollars, knowing they have to compete with porn, being paid by advertisers to push vaccines, because ultimately the worst people end up in Hollywood…

so Rowan Blanchard, Disney Kid, may not just be on the owned and abused by the industry program, maybe she’s into the visible thong, underwear, racy photoshoots, because she likes to be seen, likes to be on camera and this is how she wants the world to perceive her because that’s where the money is…or maybe she has a team of string pulling puppet masters deciding this for her, who cares, I’ll stare at the young famous whorin’…

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2023

18

May

Rowan Blanchard’s Racy Selfies of the Day

I am not a fan of Rowan Blanchard, the Disney Kid who had to have some sort of rebirth, likely part of the satanic rituals they conduct in hollywood, or maybe just strategic marketing based on decades of experience transitioning disney kids into disney adults, not necessarily the kind of transitioning kids we hear about in the news all the time, but a similar kind of thing….

Because every disney kid ends up at around 18 years old posing half naked….whether it’s for hipster artsy Brooklyn style shoots like Rowan Blanchard, or TUMBLR shit like MILEY, or OnlyFans shit like Bella Thorne, it’s how they break out of being sexualized as little girls by perverts, into being sexualized as whores by other perverts….

So Rowan went to Brooklyn, became a bi-sexual artist who dresses half naked, in an attempt to be jerk off material, all while still being able to land roles, it’s interesting…barely…but something…

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2023

28

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Pale of the Day

Rowan Blanchard may look like Latina Goth you’d find working a Donkey Show in Tijuana….assuming those still happen….I haven’t been to Tijuana for 50 fucking years…

I don’t think she’s actually a Latina, but she is a Disney Kid, doing Disney proud, by spreading their corporate messaging of wholesome family programming, so long as you look like a drag queen….

She’s got some short leather shorts on, which I think may get you banned from a Disney Theme park, but when in the corporate offices, maybe it gets you fucked…or promoted…or both…

I always find it weird when the Disney kids expand their reach, or rebrand themselves as sexual beings in lingerie, in efforts to detach from the Disney Family Values, even though they likely have the same management and team behind them, because why give up on a sure money maker because they turned 18.

It’s just manipulating the fans to think she’s not a made, or kept woman just doing what she is told to do by those who hold the strings as they try to shape the next generation of AMERICA…but that’s all speculative, so I’ll just take it at face value because I don’t really care either way, the sluttier the better for me, maybe not the better for society, but we’re in it for ourselves here…

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2023

29

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Nightmare of the Day

You may laugh at all the “satanists” run the world memes, or conversations, or conspiracies that are out there….you know position it as “some weird Christians think there’s satanic messaging in everything”….while celebrities literally have satanic tattoos and make satanic hand gestures for their counterparts to know they are in the eating babies or whatever they do at their weird sex party club….

I think when you see how much of satan is pushed on us through content and entertainment, it’s easy to fall into the trap and think “these people must really believe in this shit”…and if they do, then they must REALLY hate Christians, so much that they’d make them out to be crazies, while winning over the fair weather believers…..because church is boring and porn is fun…

Anyway, if youy believe those things, you’ll probably think this content from industry child star turned hipster who still works in the industry that created her crawling around with blood in morph suits may in fact be some weird ass satanic shit….or maybe they’re just being edgy and dark…but you gotta wonder why…

There was a time when weirdo content was fun, not lame horror movie shit….we’ll get back there eventually…we’re just not there yet..

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2023

22

Mar

Rowan Blanchard See Through Titty Dress of the Day

I don’t know if anyone gives a fuck about Rowan Blanchard, but I figure no one gives a fuck about this site, so me posting about someone no one gives a fuck about, basically doesn’t matter….it’s just a form of psychosis, a little “WHAT IS THE POINT OF ANYTHING”….and really, there is no point to anything, so if I like the idea of running on the treadmill of posting content of people I don’t care about, who also happen to be people no one else cares about, basically 76,000 times since DrunkenStepfather’s inception, all for no money because money is the DEVIL’s currency….my wife’s disability pays the rent….so I can be as AD UNFRIENDLY as I want to be….

I DON’T WORK FOR YOU “THE MAN”…..or in this case GOOGLE…and other BIG TECH PLATFORMS who don’t let me monetize….there should be a lawsuit in this, 18 years of ad impressions not monetized by GOOGLE because they are RACIST.

Anyway, Rowan Blanchard works for the man, she’s a Disney kid, who they let have a RUMSPRINGER event, like a AMISH chick, where like an AMISH chick deciding if she wanted to go back to the farm, by becoming a normie, or a stripper, or whatever they do on RUMSPRINING…..Rowan was sent to Brooklyn, to live amongst fake artists and trustfundarians, producing racy semi nude content like a hipster model of 10 years ago, only to manipulate her audience into thinking she was semi cool, before going back to DISNEY and saying “What’s next boss”….to which MICKEY SAID….DROP YOUR PANTIES….to WHICH SHE SAID….AGAIN??

You see, I don’t have inside scoop on these things, but I know how soulless, personality-less, calculated, owned people are…so any move they make is because they are advised to by their keepers….THEY WORKED too hard to get famous, they aren’t going to throw it away because girl wants to live in Brooklyn posing for lame ass insta photogs…it’s just a storyline continued on social media…it ain’t real…

But the tits probably are and she’s still braless, see through dress wearing, no doing hipster shit, and I’m good with that even if the face looks a little like a Korean transvestite who works at the corner store.





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2022

14

Oct

Rowan Blanchard Tits of the Day

Rowan Blanchard was a Disney Kid who I guess was on Boy Meets World, the Girls Meets World years, but I could be wrong, because I’m going off memory and obviously didn’t watch that show and I only knew it existed because Maitland Ward was able to leverage it to get back in the minds of her pervert fans, that she slowly got racier and racier for in her content, eventually making 50k a month on her Patreon, which at the time was a huge and shocking amount of money, but that in this era of OnlYFans is dog shit, and I’m sure that in this era of Maitland Ward since she’s got full porno star, which isn’t that much of an accomplishment and was actually done very late in her career, is likely shit money to what she’s probably making now as she gets deep dicked….

The point is, I know of Rowan Blanchard because she went on some Rum Springa, likely paid for and curated by her team at Disney, to help seem edgy by doing weird hipster style nudes for instagram, like some industry girl gone rogue, but not rogue at all, because months into it, she got cast to be on another show….

They don’t buy these kids to lose them to Brooklyn Hipster nudes, the Brooklyn Hipster nudes at 18 is to make the fan base think she’s going through what they are going through, it’s all just marketing to kids manipulation…

Anywya, this blonde chick is apparently her on Facetime with some chick, since she’s bi-sexual as she has to be to push the agenda, they may masturbate together on facetime, and this is the foreplay, skimpy bikini tops…and I’ll watch it go down since she doesn’t look as nerdy and ratty as she did when she first decided to get racy.

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2022

25

Aug

Rowan Blanchard Bikini Tits of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid who turned 18 and her team sent her to Brooklyn to do hipster nude shoots, which were what girls did a couple of years ago before diving into full on sex work on OnlyFans, which Rowan didn’t end up doing, because her strategy was more to do that to seem cool, only to hype herself up and remain relevant with her fans that would otherwise move on from her corniness, manipulative.

So instead of going to full prostitution, she stuck to the celebrity career she worked so hard for, and is currently on the worst show ever called Snowpiercer, but still posts her tits in a bikini to pretend she’s part of the culture and on trend!

In this series, there’s some hard nip in bikini top by design and it’s alright!

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