Rowan Blanchard is some 18 year old Disney Kid who is doing what a lot of Disney Kids do at 19, by swapping out their Family Friendly content for something more racy. It’s all by design because Disney invests in each of them and the idea is to not allow that to go to waste. It’s some loophole in the Marketing to Children laws that McDonalds are supposed to abide by, where that they get the young kids in and she needs to keep them strung along as they all get old together and the only way to do that in this era is to be EDGY and REAL…or a Sexual Being since they are all a bunch of pervert fucks….and can only do that on a sexual level because they are all retard pervert fucks….

Anyway, her angle is feminist who doesn’t shave and is empowered to be nude online, because as an actress trying to be as famous as possible, OBVIOUSLY that’s the angle to intellectualize or giving meaning to your exhibitionism and that’s cool and all, but it seems pretty contrived….like an overly excited Disney Kid would be, only for flashing ass….

It’s like when a girl at a party pulls her tit out once by accident realizing it’s a thrill and before long she’s getting a train run on her on the dance floor…you know…it happens…only this is more about thong bathing suit asses than group sex, I guess!

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Rowan Blanchard is some weird faced Disney Kid who played Topanga’s daughter in Boy Meets World 2 the boring years for the new generation……

She’s 18 now but got her start when she was way too young and it’s safe to assume that like all child stars that have no business being in Hollywood at a young age, but thanks to shitty fucking parents are in Hollywood at a young age, basically targets for all kinds of predators that should be taken out back and shot, but have got away with it for 100 years because glitz and glam overpowers the wellbeing of your kids you psycho parent fucks….

Anyway, she is 18, so probably annoying and confused, brain washed by social media and being a celebrity from a Disney show….damaged from shitty parents…so she’s hopped on that activsm, that feminism, all that phoney shit they think is real cuz they don’t shave their armpits and because they are actually uneducated morons…into themselves and their selfies but trying to justify how they get off to being exhibitionists with some other higher level agenda they don’t really need…

In these pics, she’s in a G-String bikini, or a Microbikini, like we used to call them in the early 00s…and she reminds me of a college girl who got drunk for the first time and discovered the thrill of flashing for the first time and girl can’t keep her titties in her shirt because of that thrill..

I don’t know if that was a good analogy, I’m not good at those, but I do know that this is a girl getting a thrill out of her g-string, and since they are doing it in a group, it seems less racy, you know community support of G-Strings…just girls coming to grips with the G-String and the thrill of the g-string going wild with the g-string…

On her wiki, this is her “personal life”….so you get a sense of what her deal is:

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I once wrote this about Rowan Blanchard:

Pretty much sums it up, here she is in a G-String because young people are just edgy exhbitionists who hate men despite producing non stop content for them to jack off to.

Anyone notice she looks like Jaime Gomez, also known as The Teacher, Michel and Andreas from The Buddhafield Cult??

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Rowan Blanchard is an 18 year old actress who was on Disney’s Girl Meets World, where I guess she linked up with Boy Meets World alum Maitland Ward to discuss where the real money lies…pornography…

She’s bringing the COWBOY BOOT erotica, because COUNTRY is hot now, which is weird to me since I’ve been a fan of old country for as long as I can remember and I’ve had many conversations that have ended badly because people, the mainstream jerking off to this trending country thing, who would say “anything but country” when asked what they listen to….and now they’re all out here GIT’in Up, or Old Town Roading, or Cotton Eyed Joe….

But Disney kids are shapeshifters who know how to emulate the trends to get in on the trends like they created the trends….Miley did it, Bella Thorne has done it, it’s basically par with the Disney kid training program they all go through….if being a whore is the way the young people are going, you better go whore to continue being relatable to them….and the fact they are Disney kids makes it all more exciting.

Her parents are Yoga instructors, so I get the whole holistic, wholesome, down to earth hippie who would choose a life of being a Disney Kid. The two ideologies seem to be totally inline.

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We posted Rowan Blanchard all naked and wet last week, but she had nipple pasties on. In the continuation of that photoshoot she released these pics of her nipples…..

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid…but now she’s following Disney Rules….Tits out…

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Rowan Blanchard is in some sheer underwear, with some Butterfly nipple pasties covering the goods, while showcasing her hairy armpits because it is a generational thing, and despite being the number 1 Bush ambassador on the internet the last 15 years because I have always loved bushed and will forever love bush….if you read the site, I don’t need to go into the reasons why, I don’t need to write my love poem to bush, just know the bigger the better….

BUT I HATE ARMPIT HAIR….

Call me a misogynist….by I don’t seen how a bitch growing out her pits like nature intended it is attractive. We’ve been conditioned to hairless ARMPITS for a fucking reason. I was traumatized when I had an obese white trash foster mother who wore tank tops….she was a midget but midsummer I’d see sweat beading off her armpit hair as we were eating and I’d fucking gag….she thought it was me gagging to her tomato paste filled meal…and would punish me by raping me in the worst way possible any time I showed any level of protest….so I am fucking TRIGGERED by armpit hair.

Which means this ROWAN chick is totally insensitive to my needs as a VICTIM with her shameless showing off how feminist she is.

She won’t cave to our toxic masculinity and ideals…by shaving her pits, our NEW normal…and something France has been like “We’ve had armpit hair forever, stupid english people”…at least that’s what she’s saying but we see through it, you’re a fucking Disney Kid trend hopper doing what is marketable…standing their ARMPITS up in a “LOOK AT ME” …”LOOK AT MY ARMPITS”….drawing attention to herself with fucking neon signs and a marching band…and some asshole on the street corner flipping his sign….level of “LOOK AT ME AND HOW EDGY AND DIALLED IN I AM”…

For those of you who don’t know ROWAN, like myself, she’s Cory and Topanga’s kid in Girl Meets World….a Boy Meets World Spin Off that really only Launched Maitland Ward’s porn career.

From her wikipedia:

In a series of tweets in January 2016, she stated that while she had “only ever liked boys” in the past, she was “open to liking any gender” and therefore she identifies as queer.

So fucking deep you fucking victim / trend jumping idiot. What happened to Girls Gone Wild being mainstream behavior for girls….this whole “Queer, Feministy, Activist, Sex Assault Victim, Abortion Pusher”….is just dumb.

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Rowan Blanchard has over 5 million followers on social media and I am pretty sure that I’ve never heard of her, but all these slutty celebrities that you weird perverts are obsessed with, sort of blend into each other because they are basically all the fucking same…

That said, she is a Disney Kid, who played TOPANGA’s daughter on GIRLS MEETS WORLD a show that was a spin off of BOY MEETS WORLD…and who’s reboot launched the porn career of MAITLAND WARD because there was suddenly new interest in her….

She turned 18 on OCTOBER 14, so you pervert fans are probably mad about it, but where for me, 18 is when she starts to exist…cuz I’m still a pervert, just not that kind of pervert, I appreciate the 20 year old being young enough for my erections…cuz I am old…the high school shit aint for me…

THAT SAID….Her mom and dad are YOGA INSTRUCTORS…..which is hilarious, put the kid to work to pay the bills like she’s Corey Feldman…despite it destroying her at her core…

She is a self-proclaimed feminist, who isn’t, which means we can expect to see her using feminism as an excuse for nudity like all these social media girls do…and that’s something I appreciate being a pervert who likes when girls post slutty shit on the internet because my life is depressing.

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