Rowan Blanchard has over 5 million followers on social media and I am pretty sure that I’ve never heard of her, but all these slutty celebrities that you weird perverts are obsessed with, sort of blend into each other because they are basically all the fucking same…

That said, she is a Disney Kid, who played TOPANGA’s daughter on GIRLS MEETS WORLD a show that was a spin off of BOY MEETS WORLD…and who’s reboot launched the porn career of MAITLAND WARD because there was suddenly new interest in her….

She turned 18 on OCTOBER 14, so you pervert fans are probably mad about it, but where for me, 18 is when she starts to exist…cuz I’m still a pervert, just not that kind of pervert, I appreciate the 20 year old being young enough for my erections…cuz I am old…the high school shit aint for me…

THAT SAID….Her mom and dad are YOGA INSTRUCTORS…..which is hilarious, put the kid to work to pay the bills like she’s Corey Feldman…despite it destroying her at her core…

She is a self-proclaimed feminist, who isn’t, which means we can expect to see her using feminism as an excuse for nudity like all these social media girls do…and that’s something I appreciate being a pervert who likes when girls post slutty shit on the internet because my life is depressing.

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