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2021

05

Jul

Rowan Blanchard Ass of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Booty

Rowan Blanchard is the weird looking girl they cased to play the weird looking girl Topanga from Boy Meets World’s daughter for their new iteration of their show that I forgot even happened since I don’t have the Disney Channel and always questioned grown men who did…

She’s currently on one of the dumbest netflix shows about a perpetual train running around the world in a post apocalyptic world, keeping the last of the humans alive….while producing content that may make you and your friends want to run train on her…because despite so much pussy being out there, the only pussy you get is with your boys looking for extra dicks to live out their porn fantasies and the talent you guys are recruiting isn’t top notch Disney Kid….so it makes sense…even if it is a little queer…

By “it” I don’t mean Rowan Blanchard, even though she’s a new generation young person being sleazy on the internet but still getting work, who identifies as queer, because who doesn’t….

It’s like “Let’s all rape a pillage the LGBTQ” movement and make it about us cuz we jack off to lesbian porn….

Weird world….but skimpy bikinis even on weird girls who probably are just weird looking and not that weird since everything is collectively weird, but each individual is basically the same idiot….DRONES!

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2021

29

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Got Them Titties On of the Day

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When you’re a Disney Kid who needs to reinvent yourself as a girl the other girls her age can relate to…instead of the annoying fucking Disney Kid I am sure she was…

You know since all Disney Kids seem like they are overly excited…hopped up on MDMA or other CHILDHOOD industry standard drugs they give them to perform at their ultimate level….all cheesy and marketable….safe for work and everything….almost animatronic in their delivery of everything….”ARE YOU EVEN HUMAN”….

Until they decide to let them run their career into their 20s, and they need to make them a little more human and a lot less obnoxiously happy, you know give them layers of torment…and trauma…edginess and substance….send them off to Brooklyn to make slutty selfie content so girls in middle america who grew up with her feel like she’s one of them…

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2021

21

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Smokes Weed of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Smokes

Rowan Blanchard’s been growing on me…

She’s a Disney Kid, sold to the industry, probably programmed to take orders, or at least direction from her handlers, so that you can assume anything she’s up to is contrived and not her own doing, they just want you to think it’s her own doing, but if it was her own doing, she wouldn’t actively be getting work in the industry, they’d think she was too much of a liability….remember Lohan? I do…how could I forget that angel sent from heaven…

The fact is that if you want to exist today, you need social media and if you want to exist on social media, you best be half naked as often as you can so people think you’re modern, edgy, an artist, I dont’ fucking know…but I do know there’s an endless supply of nudes..

I don’t find Rowan Blanchard hot, but she did shave herself down, despite the whole boyd hair feminism nonsense she tried angling a few months ago….she still looks like a dude…but I like that she’s naked on the internet to be relevant…knowing she’s some mainstream pop trash..designed to manipulate…and generate revenues…because this shit is by design, that’s why some people get famous and others don’t…

Rowan Blanchard Smokes Weed

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2021

19

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Wet of the Day

Rowan Blanchard See through

Rowan Blanchard is growing on me, I don’t know if it’s because she shaved and is no longer pushing the hairy feminist queer bi-sexual woke bullshit that turns off basically anyone with a brain because we know how to keep our emotions out of things like race theory, gender theory, all theories….and we don’t throw tantrums when we don’t like what we here…but all that their woke quest is doing is making people with brains say “…oh she’s one of those”…..further discrediting and alienating themselves as the trouble making nightmares they are….it’s like how people think of you believe the Stanford study on masks being ineffective for COVID, you’re a fascist Trumper who must be killed off as a stain on society…while you’re just like “Stanford is a smart person school, we’ll assume their study is fact by smart people, even if it’s not some low level reporter crying about people not wearing masks”…you know what I mean.

Anyway, she’s growing on me, even though I felt she looked like a weird adopted boy…and not some Disney kid sold to the industry…but her hipster artistic nudes are getting better…like this white dress or leotard…all see through…nipples out…I mean it’s good…so I’m about Rowan Blanchard…not grossed out by Rowan Blanchard so I’ve been won over..it happens.

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2021

13

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Bikini of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Bikini

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid from Boy Meets World the New Class, which was the same show that brought hype to Maitland Ward and allowed her to find sucker fanboys of her original performance to slowly encourage her and support her into taking big dick in porn…you know apparently Girl Meets World…which was Boy Meets World the New Class opened doors for people…

Rowan secured her position in the world because of the show and I thought she was tapping out of the whole acting thing when I found out she existed….since she was doing the half nude Brooklyn Hipster thing…but now that she’s on Snow Piercer, that’s probably part of the public persona and strategy these actors use to get seen, noticed, act or seem like real people to their fan base…because Disney put too much into creating them….

Works for me….

You know if you’re going to be coming of age on the internet for your fans, doing it in the SKIMPIEST microbikini or nude or half nude…is fucking awesome..

I remember when celebrities were secretive, untouchable…you had to talk to them through their management and a bikini pic meant some paparazzi renting a helicopter to drop into the resort and sift through the trash to find out what part of the resort they were at…only to snap off a few pics from 6 miles away on a zoom lens…and we could’t even post those because the paparazzi doesn’t like you doing that…

But now, it’s just given to you on instagram and whether you’re into Rowan, her show Snowpiercer, hipster new generation sexual revolutionaries….or not…you can’t help but appreciate that SKIMPY fucking bikini…

I wouldn’t say I am a fan of Rowan yet, but she’s growing on me….

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2021

05

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Shaved of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Dress

Rowan Blanchard is the Disney Kid you probably never heard of, who turned 18 and had to go into exile, for the rebrand, as they do….it’s the RUMSPRINGA for Disney Kids, where they basically decide to take one of their highly trained Disney operatives from the Disney School of entertainment, and attempt to make them seem real, authentic, relateable to the generation of kids, so that they don’t lose all the work they’ve done to create that fan base…it’s all pretty calculated but no one notices because that’s the fucking point…it’s supposed to be seamless but if you thinK Miley, Bella Thorne, even Lohan before them are strategizing to follow their true selves, when they’ve been “yes men” their entire life to get to the celebrity level they are at…you know people who take DIRECTION by DIRECTORS, PRODUCERS and AGENTS…aren’t these rebellious nut jobs…then there’s the fact that Disney is a multi billion dollar company who can afford a team of 10 people to track what’s trending on social media to integrate their own…

Anyway, the voice of social media is sexual, so the stars they produce need to be sexual, and despite being sexual, they all still get mainstream work, ideally more often than not, because that’s the whole point of the social media nudes…it’s to win the fans over so they watch the bullshit they are in…

So Rowan, the weird boy looking girl from Girl Meets World….now lives in Brooklyn taking hipster nudes, while not filming some Netflix series she’s on, even though if she was a real Brooklyn girl taking hipster nudes, Neftlis wouldn’t cast her cuz they don’t want porn in their feed…

It’s like how Kim K was a puppet to the industry, creates a sex tape, gets a TV show, is now a billionaire….

When other people do sex tapes and get blacklisted, banned, deleted off social and flagged PORN STAR.

The industry is selective and they OWN our minds….

That said, Rowan the hipster nude, has shaved her cunt and armpits…back to bald…like back to black…RIP AMY WINEHOUSE.

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2021

31

Mar

Rowan Blanchard See Through Panties of the Day

I guess Rowan Blanchard is no longer under a morality clause like she was a pornstar trying to have a mainstream career but was restricted from doing porn, because it doesn’t speak to the mainstream, because morality clauses have likely been thrown out the window in Hollywood, but instead all the things that were blacklisted or banned are now encouraged, especially if you’re a young actor, to keep your fanbase alive…

If all the most popular girls of social media are randoms who get naked, then celebs in the industry who needs fans to get hired need to get naked too, it’s the whole Bella Thorne hustle…that would never have been allowed in the past but that is encouraged because CLOUT and VIRAL appeal is KEY to Hollywood surviving….

It’s a “if you can’t beat them, join em”…but in the best way…where old agents and execs are telling young girls to move to brooklyn to become nude IG models…even though they are on TV..

So this is Rowan doing her best woke, IG model, artist, who is on the queer spectrum, while being sex positive and all that other shit people seem to think is important when showing tits, even though they could jus show the tits…

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2021

30

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Leather Thong of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Leather Thong

Rowan Blanchard is some Disney Kid who is surprisingly REALLY famous on social media, in part because she’s not that hot, she kinda looks like a weird dude, but also because she was a Disney kid from being on the Boy Meets World Spin Off that I assumed no one watched, except maybe Topango’s Husband who got MeToo-ed last week over Cinnamon Toast Crunch SHRIMP tails….

She’s currently on Snowpiercer, which is the dumbest Post Apocalyptic show ever created, that’s built around a train that has to circle the earth non-stop, that means in PERPETUITY for the sake of survival….and the fucking train’s got different class systems like REAL society, only they are on a fucking train….idiotic..

Prior to Snowpiercer, I just assumed she took her Disney Kid money and her recently 18 year old freedom to Brooklyn to do hipster fake artist feminist shit that involves semi-nudity and props they think are high concept but are actually not….throw in some fetish gear, maybe some harnesses or thongs, some nipple and prove to the world how into sex you are….we get it YOU fuck…it’s the whole “I am queer”….or “I am pansexual”….like she’s Demi Lovato who I saw made that nonsense announcement, which may be just part of Disney’s protocol…WHO knows…

In this instagram shoot, girl is in some leather thong and tank top…in a bride’s veil, looking like some GOTHIC bride..in jeans…and it’s stupid, but she’s an 18 year old Disney kid in a leather thong trying to find herself in what I’d say is an embarrassing way, but sexual content and erotica is something I NEED to endorse because in my day, celebs weren’t channelling porn chicks who sell nudes…so we need to appreciate this moment in history!

Rowan Blanchard Leather Thong

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2021

09

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Biker Booty of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Biker Booty

Rowan Blanchard is a barely hot Disney child star that I’m not sure I can call an actual star since I assume the Boy Meets World remake didn’t do that much for anyone and wasn’t watched by anyone..and the only person who really profited from the hype was Maitland Ward as it allowed her to reconnect with old fans willing to pay her to get naked, which evolved into taking big black dick in produced porn….

But it got Rowan 5 million followers on instagram, so she matters…despite looking a lot like a boy dressed as a girl…

From what I know about Rowan is that she’s currently working as an actor on some really shitty show called Snowpiercer about a train in the apocalypse…but I also know that she annouced she was trans or lesbian or gender fluid or bi sexual…I can’t keep track of the over-labeling these kids use to describe themselves like they deserve their own unique branding despite all being the same….bullshit…

SHe moved to Brooklyn, to be artsy and edgy with other rich people, and I guess this is her showing you why lesbians like motorbikes so much, you can angle your cunt on it to get off with each rev…

This seems to be a meme I don’t understand, but I’m only here for the ass shot.

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2021

05

Mar

Rowan Blanchard Panty Flash of the Day

Rowan Blanchard is out here showing the world her panties, because apparently girls still wear panties, possibly because they are on their periods and trying to add that extra layer of protection, rather than leaving a blood pool on the kitchen chair like some kind of psychopath after killing a prostitute, or whatever it is that psychopaths do…

So this generation of getting naked on the internet, even when you’re a mainstream actress, the need to hop in on the “hey I get racy” is just too much for them to turn their backs on, maybe because they want to rebrand and stay relevant to their fans, or maybe because they think they are better than the average naked girls of the internet because they are famous, and want to get the shine they deserve….I don’t know….

I just know sexualized content is what I’m looking out for, and people like this, even if she’s weird looking, she’s still a working actress with that Disney brand on her soul….putting out sexualized content works for me, even if I find she looks like a South American or even South East Asian Lady Boy looking for work….

Rowan Blanchard Panty Flash

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