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2021

13

Apr

Rowan Blanchard Bikini of the Day

Rowan Blanchard Bikini

Rowan Blanchard is a Disney Kid from Boy Meets World the New Class, which was the same show that brought hype to Maitland Ward and allowed her to find sucker fanboys of her original performance to slowly encourage her and support her into taking big dick in porn…you know apparently Girl Meets World…which was Boy Meets World the New Class opened doors for people…

Rowan secured her position in the world because of the show and I thought she was tapping out of the whole acting thing when I found out she existed….since she was doing the half nude Brooklyn Hipster thing…but now that she’s on Snow Piercer, that’s probably part of the public persona and strategy these actors use to get seen, noticed, act or seem like real people to their fan base…because Disney put too much into creating them….

Works for me….

You know if you’re going to be coming of age on the internet for your fans, doing it in the SKIMPIEST microbikini or nude or half nude…is fucking awesome..

I remember when celebrities were secretive, untouchable…you had to talk to them through their management and a bikini pic meant some paparazzi renting a helicopter to drop into the resort and sift through the trash to find out what part of the resort they were at…only to snap off a few pics from 6 miles away on a zoom lens…and we could’t even post those because the paparazzi doesn’t like you doing that…

But now, it’s just given to you on instagram and whether you’re into Rowan, her show Snowpiercer, hipster new generation sexual revolutionaries….or not…you can’t help but appreciate that SKIMPY fucking bikini…

I wouldn’t say I am a fan of Rowan yet, but she’s growing on me….

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