Rowan Blanchard is basically a snapshot of the mainstream because she’s a Disney Trained puppet that her family sold off to an industry, forcing her to see how real kids live via social media, only to turn 18, give them all the finger and move to Brooklyn where she can live out her dream as a Queer Pronoun using “artist/model” content producer who will likely launch a fan account because it’s cool to sell nudes, like it’s cool to be naked and posing in photoshoots, they say it is empowering, which it may be, for all the dudes who get to see various famous people chasing the cheap and easy cash grab for attention, rather than the long drawn out cocktease celebs used to do to keep people compelled by them for longer periods of time….

There was a time when I used to have to DIG to find a celeb bikini, booty, anything…I’d rely on paparazzi who would hide in dumpsters and rent helicopters for the shit…but now it’s just TOO much EVERYDAY….and it’s wild..

I’ve been calling celebrity women sluts for ever, it’s part of my angle…not that slutty is bad, it is when the slutty isn’t actually slutty, but for the most part we like slutty….so it turns out…I was right…girls love being jacked off to….by strange men…even though they’ve called us creeps for it forever…they NOW know our value.

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who has been sucked the fuck up by the fucked up generation she’s a part of….

She’s now a queer, edgy, doing nude shoots, because porn I guess is seen as normal, except to the advertisers I try to get to advertise here who all say it’s too pornographic…when being softcore compared to the shit these mainstream people are producing….

She was a child star sold off to the industry, which I guess could fuck a girl up hard enough that at 18, when in charge of her own money, she can run to Brooklyn to be that artist woke hipster with her tits out.

I didn’t know of Rowan Blanchard as a child star, I don’t watch things with kids in it, they annoy me…..but I do see her posting her semi-high-concept nudes which is always funny to see when someone had a “mainstream” career as a kid, one that they traded their childhood for, going onto bigger more gutter things, involving nudity…

Now, I am not a hater on nudity, I think all celebs should be naked at all times, I just think it is funny that everyone is naked, even mainstream shitheads, because porn is just that powerful…it makes all these people degenerates, but even in a world of degenerates, I remain a spectator, despite having been a degenerate all these years….but this isn’t about me, it’s about child star nips.

The rest of the shoot:

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Rowan Blanchard is some Disney kid who turned 18 then gave her stage parents the finger and left LA to greener pastures in NYC where she clearly found Hipster Queer Feminist Erotical rich kid trying to find their edgy, true, artistic self because they have a solid budget thanks to having been sold as a kid to a shit industry….put that childhood trauma into some lingerie face down ass up nonsense and call it art because your generation are a bunch of naked on the internet perverts…which I guess is pretty awesome…at least for someone who remembers when celebrities weren’t producing hipster nudie shoots…it’s a better time for sleazy content even if the rest of the world is collapsing, at least we got sluts being slut empowered with reclaiming their sexuality as they sexualize themselves. Nice.

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who has been sucked the fuck up but the fucked up generation she’s a part of….but even better at that the average fucked up girls who blame trauma and mental health because they’ve never actually faced adversity and are actually fucking boring idiots who need to cry “trauma” to seem interesting, which actually makes them more boring….while this one was sold by her parents to a shitty industry and the second she could run away from them….she took her money and fucked off to NYC to be some fake hipster, naked and edgy on social media, doing lesbian shit, since all girls eat pussy now, and the whole thing would be usually, basic, cliche, typical and even more annoying if she wasn’t skinny…but since she’s skinny and a fallen soldier from the entertainment industry…I am into it enough…I mean to hate on girls taking slutty selfies, hanging half naked with their girlfriends they masturabte, is nothing to hate on but her dude face is.

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Rowan Blanchard is some identity crisis child star who is finding her own way in the world now that she’s 18. Whether she’s a trainwreck disaster or not is not really for me to decide, since I’ve barely heard of this bitch and don’t care…plus everyone, even non child stars are identity crisis weirdos, they are just less public about it…but minds have been lost on all levels thanks to porn, social media…so it’s safe to assume someone thrown into celebrity in the same era’s going to be exponentially more fucked up…even if they have more money…

Anyway, she’s doing the whole instagram feminist, empowered, bi sexual lesbian, probably posts her pronoun bullshit in her bio and who probably doesn’t identify as a woman or a lesbian….and she wears stripper outfits that she takes the most high concept mirror selfie for, you know a double reflection using TWO mirrors…so artsy so edgy…so contrived but show that “no pantyline”….so inspired and innovative…you mainstream child star fuck.

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The identity crisis from Disney Kid to 18 year old thrown into the world of porn, sexualization, over hype on sexuality, like who gives a fuck what you stick your dick, or woman dick inside….it’s some sensationalizing, almost mocking or using sexuality as a tactic in her own marketing…trying to prove she’s edgy, or wild…like a college girl in ths 90s making out with her friend at the kegger while a circle of dudes watch…only we can’t call them out for the obvious clickbait they are producing because that’s being a homophobe or being judgemental which is this generations number one pet peeve….”let me be me”….while “being me”….is “being like everyone else, because we are boring, robot drones created by the internet”….so this whole trying to be woke, when really just being perverts…who cum to and for whoever happens to be around is about as exciting as taking a shit…assuming taking a shit isn’t exciting to you….since you do it everyday…but maybe it is cuz of that whole closet case thing you deal with because you’re not a queer of this generation and the only joy you get is when a phallus shaped stool stretches you out like a girl on reddit trying to show you her colon….

If you know what I mean.

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Rowan Blanchard is the not that hot hairy hipster feminist lesbian who probably doesn’t consider it lesbianism…but rather some other “I fuck anything I want”….she probably identifies as genderfluid, probably posts her pronouns on her instagram bio as “It” or “The”…and definitely a product of her generation, the baby mental health, sex working for fun, generation….only more broken than the majority, more confused with a nice amount of identity crisis because she was sold off to the industry as a kid….which means real trauma….victim of abuse whether it’s sexual or just being exploited so young by people they are supposed to trust…a child star never comes out unscathed…

So as she figures out how to break free from DISNEY doing whatever it is she’s doing as high concept art that reminds me of low level trying to get noticed on instagram garbage…you all get to see her naked back…being “dramatic”…or whatever this is…who fucking cares.

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Rowan Blanchard turns 18, escapes LA and that charmed Disney Life her family sold her wellbeing off for, to hit the “edgier” (LOL) NYC…

Yes there was a time when the lesser evil of the bratty rich kids who thought they were cool lived in NYC, you know the ones who wore jeans and flannel and did the whole homeless look while being rich. They were called hipsters and they were laughed at by all because to be a hipster required work despite looking like it was shat out on the subway during homeless sex.

While LA was filled with lame kids looking like aspiring Disney kids, which ironically, I assume it’s irony, I still don’t understand irony, Rowan Blanchard is…

So the edgy fashion and music scene cocaine lovers were in NYC and the closet case queers in colorful clothing in LA….

But then the whole world just turned into shit and everyone everywhere was a lame ass trying to come across as edgy….so I assume Rowan in her now bi-sexual existence, who moved to NYC to find her lesbian activist self, is out here producing this dramatic shit…as she “finds herself” as far away from the city that ate her soul….LOS ANGELES….when really it’s all the same shit…get a grip loser.

Here she is on the Creeper cam…living her best NYC microbikini life…edgy.

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Rowan Blanchard’s an 18 year old Disney kid who is following all the other Disney Kids by doing her own erotic or semi-erotic content that is designed for political or artistic reasons and clearly not because she gets off producing softcore shit after years of being controlled, kept on a short leash, all to not offend the Family brand she was in contract with. You know, it’s obviously her mom’s dream for her to be famous, because no 5 year old decides they want to be famous, they need a loving parent to sell them out for that….so now she gets to find herself after being destroyed on all levels by the industry, whether she knows it or not, the industry eats these kids up….

In. 2017, she came out as queer, because even though she only liked boys up until that point, she was open to dating women….which is far less exciting than it would be when it meant something to be a pussy eater, in an era where everyone is a pussy eater, who the fuck cares, of course you’re queer, if you weren’t queer, how could you relate to one of the most annoying generations of whiners who need to be coddled and pandered to….

So she’s just being a mainstream, Disney version of whatever the fuck is going on in the world….and she’s doing it by posting lingerie pics…like the activist hero she is…so brave….so strong….

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The new generation is pretty annoying on social media, you know with their whole trying to celebrate and respect every possible deformity or issue a person could have, fighting judgemental people and shaming, all while not actually caring. It’s the product of the inclusivity, everyone gets a trophy, no one gets failed, socialist approach to life….

BUT THE GOOD NEWS is that while it is annoying on social media, the reality is that none of these people fucking care about fairness, beyond on social media and in conversation, and the reason they are actually so inclusive is because they are so self involved and can’t be bothered with anything but themselves…so as they celebrate black trans lives…they don’t actually care…but they’d probably fuck a black trans just to show how inclusive and caring they are…when really they are just deep rooted perverts raised on porn…

Or in Rowan Blanchard’s case, raised on being sold to the entertainment industry, having no identity thanks to being conditioned or groomed by the industry, so at 18 and on her own she’s doing that teen rebellion you’d expect most girls to go through at 14, but this one couldn’t because she was on TV and had to act the part for the sake of the fucking family…

So as she navigates the current climate, obviously for manipulation of her audience that is into the hairy armpit, genderless, inclusivity speak…they all are…she’s out in a thong making out with her girlfriend…and it looks like an identity crisis, but at 18, it’s probably going to pave the way to more weirdness…and you can’t expect much more since she started at the age of 5….and is obviously going to be deeply fucked in the head because of it.

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