Rowan Blanchard is some identity crisis child star who is finding her own way in the world now that she’s 18. Whether she’s a trainwreck disaster or not is not really for me to decide, since I’ve barely heard of this bitch and don’t care…plus everyone, even non child stars are identity crisis weirdos, they are just less public about it…but minds have been lost on all levels thanks to porn, social media…so it’s safe to assume someone thrown into celebrity in the same era’s going to be exponentially more fucked up…even if they have more money…

Anyway, she’s doing the whole instagram feminist, empowered, bi sexual lesbian, probably posts her pronoun bullshit in her bio and who probably doesn’t identify as a woman or a lesbian….and she wears stripper outfits that she takes the most high concept mirror selfie for, you know a double reflection using TWO mirrors…so artsy so edgy…so contrived but show that “no pantyline”….so inspired and innovative…you mainstream child star fuck.

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