Rowan Blanchard’s an 18 year old Disney kid who is following all the other Disney Kids by doing her own erotic or semi-erotic content that is designed for political or artistic reasons and clearly not because she gets off producing softcore shit after years of being controlled, kept on a short leash, all to not offend the Family brand she was in contract with. You know, it’s obviously her mom’s dream for her to be famous, because no 5 year old decides they want to be famous, they need a loving parent to sell them out for that….so now she gets to find herself after being destroyed on all levels by the industry, whether she knows it or not, the industry eats these kids up….

In. 2017, she came out as queer, because even though she only liked boys up until that point, she was open to dating women….which is far less exciting than it would be when it meant something to be a pussy eater, in an era where everyone is a pussy eater, who the fuck cares, of course you’re queer, if you weren’t queer, how could you relate to one of the most annoying generations of whiners who need to be coddled and pandered to….

So she’s just being a mainstream, Disney version of whatever the fuck is going on in the world….and she’s doing it by posting lingerie pics…like the activist hero she is…so brave….so strong….

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