Rowan Blanchard who was on Girl Meets World, which was a Disney Spin Off of Boy Meets World that allowed Maitland Ward to come out of obscurity and become the biggest porn star of the generation…which in and of itself was weird..not because she was a failed actress….but because she was 40 years old and hadn’t hopped into porn at a time when it was FAR more lucrative…but I guess the fall into porn is a slow and steady one, either you’re dumb and young and know it’s an easy way to get audience…get paid and live the LA dream…or it takes time where you do all the mainstream things….and either fail…or realize that it turns you on to sell nudes to your fans and make 50k a month on that shit before anyone else was…so hopping into getting fucked by black guys in produced porn was an evolution that worked out..

Anwyay, Girl Meets World also helped with this 18 year old actress who is on some young person quest to be sexual, lewd, racy and half naked on the social media…because she’s an artist, or because it’s trendy, or because that’s the content the people want…and giving the people what they want help with relevance and help with marketing movies to them…

So despite currently working on SNOWPIERCER…a terrible fucking show, but a show people watch on the streaming apps….she out here doing artsy nudes like she’s on Only Fans…but she’s not there yet…it is just an illusion I gather..

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Disney’s own creation Rowan Blanchard is on the second iteration of her celebrity mutation, or metamorphosis, where she gets turned into anything but the child star she started as, and the best way to do that is by turning her into an edgy hipster who gets nude in hipster photoshoots that aren’t actually about the art, but more about being naked, but they can play it as art, because they wear dumb outfits…not that hipster is still a thing, it’s basically something all these motherfuckers are now…

She’s currently on the dumbest fucking show of all time called Snow Racer or some shit about a post apocalyptic train driven by Jennifer Connelly (Ol’ Ass-To-Ass when not being titty fucked by Disney’s “Vision”….because she’s married to him when he’s not “Vision”….

So I guess her nudes don’t anger her Disney team enough to blacklist her…when I remember a time that Lohan couldn’t get work for being fun….if only Lohan came up now…she could do no wrong…which is why I believe Lohan will be back for that Oscar…which has nothing to do with Rowan Blanchard…but when you run a celebrity site and the only celebrity you like is Lindsay Lohan…everything ends up being about her…right?

Anyway, she’s pretty naked for someone who is still hireable…but I guess the media / industry likes the nudes as much as our pervert asses do…

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Rowan Blanchard is some mousey looking Disney Kid with millions of followers on instagram doing something the investigative journalists should look into because it’s a bit too common of a trend for these Disney kids turned naughty, but in an era where everyone gets naked or half naked on instagram, posting things that they’d struggle to send to dudes they were fucking for the fear of it getting out there, on their social media for everyone to see…to get those likes and follows..it’s all so silly…

But yeah, the journalists should see if this is something that Disney gets them all ready for at 17 or 18, so that by 18 they have their “Slutty” rebrand…like Miley, Lohan, Bella Thorne, there’s SO many instances of it….

But she could just be a young girl being young in an era of hip, woke, sexual, because it’s a weird sexual revolution, at least in content for people to jack off to, because other studies say that kids aren’t even fucking each other, they are just producing content like this for each other, and I wouldn’t know…

I just know a Disney Kid at 18 posting a titty grab pic because she identifies lesbian or something silly would never happen in the past, but happens now, and whether you like Rowan or not, whether you think she looks like an awkward boy in drag or not, she’s putting good stuff out there to inspire 5.3 ,million people to get on the trend too….we need as many nudes as possible…

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The big question when it comes to these idiots is whether their bullshit “rebelling” when they try to branch off of their DISNEY KID reputation and become a “bad girl” as part of an act is actually by their design, because they’re tired of their parents controlling their career. One of those “I turned 18 and fuck all ya’ll mooch fucks for selling me off”…..or is it something that their high paid PR teams put together for them…in a “let’s rebrand you and keep you exciting and in the news since you have no jobs lined up, we can move you to Brooklyn, get you an artist loft, turn you bisexual which is trendy, then have you do nude hipster art as your new strategy”…..or is this a Disney created thing, since every Disney Kid goes through it….I guess we’ll never know…

The only real sad thing about it, cuz I like the whole turn them into edgy instagram whores anywhere on the spectrum from hipster weirdo to sugar baby muppet…cuz I like whores…it’s just too bad this Rowan Blanchard chick isn’t hotter…I mean it’s just such a waste when they go weird edgy and look like teen boys in drag…

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I don’t know much, so I can’t really confirm or deny this behavior, but based on my experience of posting up pics of celebrity sluts for the last 16 or more years, I can say that there’s this weird breaking point for child stars, when they turn 18 or 19, that starts when they are 17….and that breaking point is that they start to post more provocative shit…

It’s been like this for a long fucking time and all these Disney kids at 17 start to show more skin, so that by 18 they can be full sexualized by the mainstream, and not just the hollywood perverts into that kind of thing…it’s weird.

It’s weird because these people are conditioned and groomed at a young age to perform and deliver, and it’s hard to think that just because they turn 18, they all of a sudden can rebel and control their own brand, which for whatever reason becomes porny shit…

It’s pretty obvious that these are all handled and controlled people who can’t make their own decisions..

So when I see Rowan Blanchard trying to be a half nude “artist” hipster in Brooklyn, part of me thinks the industry has moved to OnlYFans and all these girls make more money selling nudes and paying 20 percent to an agency to DM dudes for them…

Why bother working when you can make 1,000,000 a month being half naked and in lingerie…which is logical…I mean if you want attention get naked, if you want clout get naked, getting naked is a big deal…

But I like to think there’s more strategy than just doing what’s easy, fun and that feels good because dudes jacking off to you validates you….I just don’t know what that “more strategy” really is…maybe a rebirth for a second career? Who knows, there’s just so much money in Hollywood, to think someone would throw away that win at a young age to post panty pics makes zero fucking sense…

Not that Rowan Blanchard was a big enough deal and even her slutty selfies are creepy as shit, but you get what I am saying,..it’s weird….not that I care, I prefer seeing all bitches nude.

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Rowan Blanchard is some broken down child star who I guess is only 18, but has had a lifetime of hurt, or a lifetime of struggles, because her family traded in her childhood for some bullshit acting career, because actors are overpaid, seen as royalty, and narcissistic fucks like that for themselves and their children…

She’s on her RUMSPRINGA, which is what all the AMISH girls do when they turn 18 to decide if they want to go back to making furniture and milking cows when they aren’t fixing their wagon wheels and grooming their horses…but in Disney world, that’s when the teen goes off to connect with other teens of similar socio-econimic backgrounds, you know other useless rich kids that participate to this second life, fantasy life, on social media that no one can live up to, but that people are totally addicted to…it’s a fucked up world out there….

But yeah, Disney tactics is to take the wholesome starlet, let her out to her own devices, luckily the world is pretty perverted now, so when she’s connecting with her peers, she’ll be perverted too, and it’s all about the rebrand or evolution of the brand that Disney created…to keep the bitch earning when she goes back to LA to be an actor, instead of an OnlyFans instagram THOT…

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I guess Rowan Blanchard pulled a rich kid in NYC move and headed back to LA for the holidays, her family probably still lives there off of her child star money and it’s a good time to check in with everyone and remind yourself about how suburban LA feels not that you’re an URBAN New York full of shit fake Artist hipster who spends her days doing barely provocative half naked shoots on instagram or for instagram because she’s got that Disney Kid audience, but can’t be a Disney Kid forever, and like all Disney Kids before her on their Disney Rumspringa, she’s managed to sex it up.

I don’t find her hot at all, she looks like a lady boy I once saw washing out her asshole in a Vietnamese bar, but any mainstream child star turned internet slut because their generation is slutty, is worth looking at…

It’s actually great news that if you want clout or respect online you need to post nudes to let people know how serious or not giving a fuck you give….because we get this endless supply of nudes and half nudes by people who think they are being deep or meaningful or high concept…when hookers have been doing this shit forever…and hookers, for the most part, aren’t strategic thinkers or great minds, it’s actually the easiest way to get paid when owning a vagina, which we’ll assume Rowan owns, not that anyone cares because trannies are trending and have been for over 15 years, because I worked for a porn company in 2003 and their number one titles were all tranny porn….but let this generation think they are the first to jack off to tranny porn…when you’ve been doing it for 20 years and are still in the closet….young people don’t get it.

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Rowan Blanchard is a childstar who was far too influenced by the internet all those long days on set, because insteead of building off her child stardom, she’s taken what they call a GAP YEAR in the UK, or a RUMSPRINGA in the AMISH community to really find herself as an “artist”….so the place to figure that out is Brooklyn, amongst other people who think they are “artists” because lazy rich kid isn’t quite as “romanticized”….so you’ve got these expensive apartments filled with idiots smearing their periods on cavases pretending to have some social or political statement to make through their nonsense, when it’s really the equivalent of retards in the retard facility smearing their own feces on their bedroom wall because they are retards, so no one can “intellectualize’ their bullshit because the retard can’t claim it’s his way of speaking to the over sexualization of females in today’s pop culture that requires his fecal smears to say “we won’t put up with this shit no more”….or whatever it is these idiotic self proclaimed artists with too much time on their hands and too much funding in their bank accounts surrounded by too many “yes men” to let them know they are idiots..

So Rowan Blanchard, a child star, broke from her family at 18 to run to NYC to do lame ass hipster nude shoots for her instagram, when bitch has been on TV, will likely be on TV again, and could probably be on TV right now, but the allure of being a loser in Brooklyn was too high…chase cool even if it’s not cool or whatever.

Anyway, this is her hipster selfie being the QUEER mainstream person looking for substance after being sold off by her parents to a creepy but lucrative industry…and you can see her nipples, which is what I am here for…

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Rowan Blanchard is some child star who was on Girl Meets World, which was some spinoff of Boy Meets World that really only had minor impact on the world and that minor impact was a sudden interest in Maitland Ward that evolved into her being a top porn chick at 45….after years of irrelevance…after the first Boy Meets World…..it gave her new life….

So this one’s some sold by her parents to an industry that obviously ate her up and spat her out forcing her to find substance like so many other girls on the internet through being a naked, queer, hipster lesbian…it’s mainstream, its basic…but we still get to see them being all outrageous…and the reality is that this content is better than promo or paparazzi pics…the insternet porny selfie from a working actress in some kind of identity crisis on some Rumspringa where she’s becoming EDGY to break free from Disney….it’s pretty lame but the end result is favorable to all of us…so keep it up…

She pushes that she’s the first QUEER Disney star, which I find very HARD to believe, even Miley Cyrus would likely be defined as QUEER, but like all people trying to be edgy doing things that have been done on the internet for years, in all their self involved glory, it must feel like she’s breaking boundaries or the rules and thus this iconic personality….when really she’s just doing shit that’s been done…but we’ll let her think she’s pushing the limits and living her best queer life now that she’s into girls like all other girls…but it’s nonsense….nonsense that gets them flashing….for feminism…down with the patriarchy with things for the patriarchy to stare at and jerk off to if you’re into that kind of thing…the world’s pretty slutty…

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I don’t know what kind of childhood this Rowan Blanchard girl had but I do know that the day she turned 18 she moved to NYC to do half naked shoots for instagram, you know to be all edgy and queer, the way her entire generation is, which makes it boring because mainstream is boring, if everyone is into it and everything becomes a HOSTESS TWINKIE MCDONALDS HAPPY meal, it becomes boring….even if their version of mainstream is edgy and half naked, it’s not authentic and a bunch of lame ass ducks are out polluting a beautiful thing of being an internet slut…a thing that’s been around for a long time…

SO…she’s doing some dirty shoot to be edgy, I see it as a step back from taking her Disney or Nickelodeon or whatever show she was on career, you becsause this is low hanging fruit bullshit girls do to get noticed, while this one’s already noticed…but I guess people are idiots and don’t really know how to navigate the world or distinguish the difference between porn being something to jerk off to, and porn being something to partake in….

Pretty fucking lame…but a mud covered bitch may be your fantasy, you know some hitchiker on a highway kind of thing and that’s probably what she’s trying to trigger in you….but I have a feeling she’s not trying to trigger anything, not that much thought goes into things…

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