Rowan Blanchard is a childstar who was far too influenced by the internet all those long days on set, because insteead of building off her child stardom, she’s taken what they call a GAP YEAR in the UK, or a RUMSPRINGA in the AMISH community to really find herself as an “artist”….so the place to figure that out is Brooklyn, amongst other people who think they are “artists” because lazy rich kid isn’t quite as “romanticized”….so you’ve got these expensive apartments filled with idiots smearing their periods on cavases pretending to have some social or political statement to make through their nonsense, when it’s really the equivalent of retards in the retard facility smearing their own feces on their bedroom wall because they are retards, so no one can “intellectualize’ their bullshit because the retard can’t claim it’s his way of speaking to the over sexualization of females in today’s pop culture that requires his fecal smears to say “we won’t put up with this shit no more”….or whatever it is these idiotic self proclaimed artists with too much time on their hands and too much funding in their bank accounts surrounded by too many “yes men” to let them know they are idiots..

So Rowan Blanchard, a child star, broke from her family at 18 to run to NYC to do lame ass hipster nude shoots for her instagram, when bitch has been on TV, will likely be on TV again, and could probably be on TV right now, but the allure of being a loser in Brooklyn was too high…chase cool even if it’s not cool or whatever.

Anyway, this is her hipster selfie being the QUEER mainstream person looking for substance after being sold off by her parents to a creepy but lucrative industry…and you can see her nipples, which is what I am here for…

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