I guess Rowan Blanchard pulled a rich kid in NYC move and headed back to LA for the holidays, her family probably still lives there off of her child star money and it’s a good time to check in with everyone and remind yourself about how suburban LA feels not that you’re an URBAN New York full of shit fake Artist hipster who spends her days doing barely provocative half naked shoots on instagram or for instagram because she’s got that Disney Kid audience, but can’t be a Disney Kid forever, and like all Disney Kids before her on their Disney Rumspringa, she’s managed to sex it up.

I don’t find her hot at all, she looks like a lady boy I once saw washing out her asshole in a Vietnamese bar, but any mainstream child star turned internet slut because their generation is slutty, is worth looking at…

It’s actually great news that if you want clout or respect online you need to post nudes to let people know how serious or not giving a fuck you give….because we get this endless supply of nudes and half nudes by people who think they are being deep or meaningful or high concept…when hookers have been doing this shit forever…and hookers, for the most part, aren’t strategic thinkers or great minds, it’s actually the easiest way to get paid when owning a vagina, which we’ll assume Rowan owns, not that anyone cares because trannies are trending and have been for over 15 years, because I worked for a porn company in 2003 and their number one titles were all tranny porn….but let this generation think they are the first to jack off to tranny porn…when you’ve been doing it for 20 years and are still in the closet….young people don’t get it.

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