Rowan Blanchard is some broken down child star who I guess is only 18, but has had a lifetime of hurt, or a lifetime of struggles, because her family traded in her childhood for some bullshit acting career, because actors are overpaid, seen as royalty, and narcissistic fucks like that for themselves and their children…

She’s on her RUMSPRINGA, which is what all the AMISH girls do when they turn 18 to decide if they want to go back to making furniture and milking cows when they aren’t fixing their wagon wheels and grooming their horses…but in Disney world, that’s when the teen goes off to connect with other teens of similar socio-econimic backgrounds, you know other useless rich kids that participate to this second life, fantasy life, on social media that no one can live up to, but that people are totally addicted to…it’s a fucked up world out there….

But yeah, Disney tactics is to take the wholesome starlet, let her out to her own devices, luckily the world is pretty perverted now, so when she’s connecting with her peers, she’ll be perverted too, and it’s all about the rebrand or evolution of the brand that Disney created…to keep the bitch earning when she goes back to LA to be an actor, instead of an OnlyFans instagram THOT…

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