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2021

25

Jan

Rowan Blanchard Stripper Wear of the Day

Rowan Blanchard

The big question when it comes to these idiots is whether their bullshit “rebelling” when they try to branch off of their DISNEY KID reputation and become a “bad girl” as part of an act is actually by their design, because they’re tired of their parents controlling their career. One of those “I turned 18 and fuck all ya’ll mooch fucks for selling me off”…..or is it something that their high paid PR teams put together for them…in a “let’s rebrand you and keep you exciting and in the news since you have no jobs lined up, we can move you to Brooklyn, get you an artist loft, turn you bisexual which is trendy, then have you do nude hipster art as your new strategy”…..or is this a Disney created thing, since every Disney Kid goes through it….I guess we’ll never know…

The only real sad thing about it, cuz I like the whole turn them into edgy instagram whores anywhere on the spectrum from hipster weirdo to sugar baby muppet…cuz I like whores…it’s just too bad this Rowan Blanchard chick isn’t hotter…I mean it’s just such a waste when they go weird edgy and look like teen boys in drag…

Rowan Blanchard

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