I don’t know what kind of childhood this Rowan Blanchard girl had but I do know that the day she turned 18 she moved to NYC to do half naked shoots for instagram, you know to be all edgy and queer, the way her entire generation is, which makes it boring because mainstream is boring, if everyone is into it and everything becomes a HOSTESS TWINKIE MCDONALDS HAPPY meal, it becomes boring….even if their version of mainstream is edgy and half naked, it’s not authentic and a bunch of lame ass ducks are out polluting a beautiful thing of being an internet slut…a thing that’s been around for a long time…

SO…she’s doing some dirty shoot to be edgy, I see it as a step back from taking her Disney or Nickelodeon or whatever show she was on career, you becsause this is low hanging fruit bullshit girls do to get noticed, while this one’s already noticed…but I guess people are idiots and don’t really know how to navigate the world or distinguish the difference between porn being something to jerk off to, and porn being something to partake in….

Pretty fucking lame…but a mud covered bitch may be your fantasy, you know some hitchiker on a highway kind of thing and that’s probably what she’s trying to trigger in you….but I have a feeling she’s not trying to trigger anything, not that much thought goes into things…

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