Rowan Blanchard is some Disney Kid who is surprisingly REALLY famous on social media, in part because she’s not that hot, she kinda looks like a weird dude, but also because she was a Disney kid from being on the Boy Meets World Spin Off that I assumed no one watched, except maybe Topango’s Husband who got MeToo-ed last week over Cinnamon Toast Crunch SHRIMP tails….
She’s currently on Snowpiercer, which is the dumbest Post Apocalyptic show ever created, that’s built around a train that has to circle the earth non-stop, that means in PERPETUITY for the sake of survival….and the fucking train’s got different class systems like REAL society, only they are on a fucking train….idiotic..
Prior to Snowpiercer, I just assumed she took her Disney Kid money and her recently 18 year old freedom to Brooklyn to do hipster fake artist feminist shit that involves semi-nudity and props they think are high concept but are actually not….throw in some fetish gear, maybe some harnesses or thongs, some nipple and prove to the world how into sex you are….we get it YOU fuck…it’s the whole “I am queer”….or “I am pansexual”….like she’s Demi Lovato who I saw made that nonsense announcement, which may be just part of Disney’s protocol…WHO knows…
In this instagram shoot, girl is in some leather thong and tank top…in a bride’s veil, looking like some GOTHIC bride..in jeans…and it’s stupid, but she’s an 18 year old Disney kid in a leather thong trying to find herself in what I’d say is an embarrassing way, but sexual content and erotica is something I NEED to endorse because in my day, celebs weren’t channelling porn chicks who sell nudes…so we need to appreciate this moment in history!
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