Rowan Blanchard is an 18 year old actress who was on Disney’s Girl Meets World, where I guess she linked up with Boy Meets World alum Maitland Ward to discuss where the real money lies…pornography…

She’s bringing the COWBOY BOOT erotica, because COUNTRY is hot now, which is weird to me since I’ve been a fan of old country for as long as I can remember and I’ve had many conversations that have ended badly because people, the mainstream jerking off to this trending country thing, who would say “anything but country” when asked what they listen to….and now they’re all out here GIT’in Up, or Old Town Roading, or Cotton Eyed Joe….

But Disney kids are shapeshifters who know how to emulate the trends to get in on the trends like they created the trends….Miley did it, Bella Thorne has done it, it’s basically par with the Disney kid training program they all go through….if being a whore is the way the young people are going, you better go whore to continue being relatable to them….and the fact they are Disney kids makes it all more exciting.

Her parents are Yoga instructors, so I get the whole holistic, wholesome, down to earth hippie who would choose a life of being a Disney Kid. The two ideologies seem to be totally inline.

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