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2022

04

May

Minka Kelly’s Cleavage of the Day

Minka Kelly is a 42 year old set of tits from who the fuck cares, I don’t know why she’s famous, you may know why she’s famous, I only know that Trevor Noah fucks her, and since I think he’s the absolute worse, at least he was the absolute worse for two years before they decided to rebrand his shitty comedy to be a little less woke and typical, and a little more self aware and critical, not that this is a Trevor Noah comedy analysis, I know nothing about comedy…it’s just saying that he hosted the Grammy’s mid pandemic and he was a fucking COVID puppet pushing the agenda, then last week he hosted some Biden event where he made fun of everyone there for being hypocrites, but when we needed him to stand up most, he remained the puppet he is, that’s why he makes the big bucks and gets to fuck menopausal babes like Minka Kelly and her rockin’ tits.

I googled Minka Kelly and it turns out she’s love child from an Aerosmith guitarist, not raised by him, just raised by a mom clever enough to let Aerosmith cum in her, and we’ll assume by this titty content that Minka learned some of her mom’s slutty tricks and I like tits even when they are in their 40s….SOMETIMES….including this time.

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