Minka Kelly Bikini of the Day

2022

Jul

Minka Kelly is the daughter of a groupie and Aerosmith guitarist who I am sure she had a very loving relationship with that one or two nights in his hotel room where she flipped the condom inside out to make herself a Minka that would pay monthly, like an OnlyFans subscription, long before OnlyFans..called CHILD SUPPORT.

I don’t actually know her villain origin story….or if her mom was a groupie getting banged out by the band like so many other women in the late 70s / early 80s…..the whole rock and roll lifestyle of fucking multiple chicks a night was real…and babies were made by opportunistic people who would fuck a guy in a rock band in the first place, you know, wholesome women still get star struck, it’s the society we’re in.

Either way, her mom’s been dead for 15 years of Colon cancer, which could be a product of HPV anal, but I’m no doctor…but would say maybe Minka Kelly was made from a CUM FART FROM HER MOM’S ASS REINSERTED IN HER WOMB….

MAYBE MINKA KELLY was made of shit and a dream…..

She’s in a bikini, she fucks Trevor Noah a bought, woke, South African in America pushing globalist agendas cuz they pay his bills, and she’s in a bikini.