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2024

Oct

Marisa Tomei Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

I saw Rosie Perez promoting some shit and her tits were massive, so I was going to google her tits to see if they were always massive, or if that’s just what happens when old ladies get old, they develop those granny tits a push up bra can make us believe are rockin’ tits…

In the search I ended up landing on Marisa Tomei, who was famous around the same time as Rosie Perez and who is also still working.

Unlike Perez, Tomoei is a rich kid raised by a New York Lawyer, where Perez was dragged through the foster system where she was abused….one is Italian the other Hispanic…pretty much totally different people, yet I categorize all old bitches pushing 60 in the same fucking box, which is we’ll fuck the menopause friction, especially when they are tits from the movies of yesteryear we jerked off to…but we don’t actively seek jerking off to them…unless we are weird…or unless it’s old content…

Anyway, Tomei is in a photoshoot in her underwear despite being old, meaning she wants you to actively jerk off to her.

Her bathtub scene reminds me of a rape photo storyboard I put together where the girl I had playing the hooker who was seemingly raped by a dude had jumped in the bath fully clothed to wash the SIN and PAIN away….I was so edgy, but Tomei is edgier, especailly as a senior!

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2019

Oct

Marisa Tomei Ass in a See Through Dress

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Marisa Tomei is wearing some see through dress with a pair of panty looking things exposed for the world to look at her ass…

Dressed like some kind of gymnast or figure skater only more of an old, weathered Hollywood slut….who’s tits we’ve been seeing in movies since the 90s, cuz she’s 90.

I don’t know if I’ve ever done a Marisa Tomei post in the last 15 years of the site, because that’s how relevant her career went, but clearly the token hispanic needed for the hispanic parts in the 90s….is still willing to put some effort into getting noticed and since hispanics age well, and hollywood muppets themselves with face injections, her ass is still worth looking at…unfortunately not spread like it once was on the casting couches that got her famous…but maybe at this age spread asses lack the appeal they once had…and are better kept in thick underwear looking things…

I guess the point of the story is that some things in life are constant…and thus comfortable…and thus possibly worth jerking off to because they are familiar..

Turns out she’s not hispanic but rich ITALIAN New York Brat…so here’s a workout video of hers as an apology for my confusing her with Rosie perez.

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2008

Dec

Marisa Tomei is Naked in The Wrestler of the Day

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(FULL MOVIE) The Wrestler (2008) – Watch a funny movie here

Marisa Tomei plays the stripper girlfriend of washed up wrestler Mickey Rourke in a movie called The Wrestler. As a stripper she gets naked, as the girlfriend of Mickey Rourke she commits suicide. I don’t know if that’s the actual storyline, but I do know that her 44 year old body was pretty pissed off on set when Mickey Rourke’s face ate all the Botox.

These screencaps do nothing for me, but I think that’s just because I smell and I feel like shit, or maybe it’s because she’s old, she’s done and these are shitty quality. Whenever I am sick, I have trouble figuring these things out.

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2007

Jun

I am – Marisa Tomei Topless in a New Movie of the Day

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I came across this clip of Marisa Tomei Topless in a new movie. I don’t know when the fuck this is from, so it could be a new movie from 5 years ago, but I haven’t seen this clip before so I figured I’d post it because it’s new to me.

I have been trying to get my friends at the park to write for the site, some of these guys just sit around drinking all day with nowhere to go and nothing to do. I don’t want to out them on here individually, because I know you just care about tits, but one of the dudes is some paranoid schizophrenic who is heavily medicated to the point where you’d think dude was retarded. He just sits next to the bench on a motorized wheel chair scooter thing and yells at the squirrels, there’s another dude who is about 30 and always talks about when he fought in the Vietnam war, even though he wasn’t born when the war was going on and dude’s fucking Canadian, but he is convinced that he was there so I just listen to his war stories that I know he makes up. There another dude who is completely anti government, he talks all this political shit that I don’t really care about but when he goes off on how the government is watching him and has him probed and he starts having a fit jumping in the bushes and smashing his hand on the ground to get the chip they implanted out makes for a good fucking time. The last guy who is around the park and who is always fucked up on something is convinced that he is an amputee, even though he has both his legs and he tells me about the accident he had that took his leg away from him while walking around normally. I’ve tried to tell motherfucker that he’s walking around normally and they he has both his legs, but he won’t listen. There’s another dude who wears a snow suit all the time, even when it is 100 degrees, motherfucker stinks like shit and doesn’t talk much but I am sure he has a lot to say. He is the guy who always tries to break the law to get arrested because he can’t afford food and thinks of jail as a vacation….

Either way, none of that really matters, here’s that Tomei Tit clip from a movie that is new but probably from 5 years ago and is out on DVD. You’ve probably already rubbed one out to it, on pause, on slow motion and even in fastforward to see if you could cum that fast. When you are as lonely as you, masturbation takes on many different forms to keep shit interesting.. I get it.

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