This is pretty major. Sofia Vergara the 40 year old washed up bitch who no one thinks is washed up but me. You are all blinded by her stupid tits, her young pregnancy and escape to America that involved sucking a lot of dick to the top, cuz all the other immigrants she floated on the raft here with are working as cleaning ladies and hotel staff, her success just doesn’t add up without taking loads on her face…or maybe her ass…that she’s showing off in these pics….

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I’m dreaming of a Columbian Christmas, just like mountains of pure cocaine I wish I knew….You’re probably dreaming a busty old lady who shows off her whore tits Christmas just because it is all she knows…..and there is nothing wrong with that…some people use school to get ahead, other people use skill, some bitches are forced to use their pussy and with the right end-goal in mind, can end up winning Emmy Awards….instead of trying to raise money for Columbia’s rain damage, she should be teaching seminars like she was Tony Robbins for girls who don’t mind getting a little damage to get on top….and who really cares.

Her Botoxed face freaks me out, but when she talks in her sultry accent and when she gives me something better to look at, her face doesn’t exist, just fantasies of her begging me to cum while fucking her up the ass…

As a bonus, here is her ass after the show….waiting for a cab the way she used to wait for john’s when she first came to America….

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When Sofia Vergara’s tits are pretty wrapped the fuck up and not exposed we really get to see the natural beauty that she is….and by natural beauty I mean what the fuck is that on her neck….is that a face or is that a fucking accident victim? I just can’t figure out what this swollen sex doll looking disgusting is. I just know it’s in her best interest to fucking show off them tits, cuz they are clearly all she has going for her….I mean other than her ability to whore out…proven in the birth of her first child when she was 18…..and the fact that her immigrant ass got onto a hit show…despite being an immigrant ass….shit takes a skill I call no gag reflex…obvious, but true.

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There’s nothing like watching old ladies on the beach in their bikinis when they are stacked like Sofia Vergara. You know unable to control her tit behavior, forced to carry it around like her little friend she has to tenderly care for because without it she’d never have a career. I mean other that looking at 18 year old girls in bikinis holding their tits cuz they just started the pill for their first sex partner cuz he is allergic to latex and are amazed with how swollen they now are….but we don’t have pics of that….so Sofia Vergara is what we’re left with.

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I know this is a very shitty see through picture of Sofia Vergara..but I am the kind of guy who thinks everything about Sofia Vergara is shitty…..

Sure she’s apparently got massive tits, but what good are they underwraps or in a bra. If anything, that shit is like a “Fuck You”, I’ve made it in your country and don’t need to be a whore anymore, you know like she didn’t use those tits to get where she is….

She was a single mother at 20, she’s now pushing 40…that’s 20 years of doing what she had to do to put food on the fucking table…and if you try to tell me there was no unwanted blowjob for advancement…you’re a fucking idiot.

I’m not down with that unless I’m on the receiving end, which never happens, cuz I have nothing to offer…so instead I just hate on the success those tits have brought her…and the lack of respect she’s giving them by hiding the truth…like her tits are some dirty little secret…when in reality it’s something we all already know…and she’s pretty much just walking tits to us anyway…she might as well embrace it.

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Sofia Vergara is probably the most overrated tits in Hollywood. I don’t know what kind of con her immigrant ass pulled to get on TV as opposed to what 99 percent of other immigrants are doing for work when they come to America, but I can tell you that it was pretty fucking major. This vagina has obviously done some major manipulation to get what she wanted and I never really was capable of relating to the over-achiever whores, I am a little more into the down on their luck whores…depseration is hotter than the confidence and ego that comes with havin’ everything work out for her….

None of that really matters, because like all pussy I see stretching in the park or against a bench, or up against a lamp post wearing spandex workout gear, I’m gonna watch very carefully….

Who they are and what they do just doesn’t matter to me…as long as they’re in erotic poses in public wearing tight clothes I can get past dumpy ass, or bad attitude….all I care about is that I can make out their pussy definition and that’s all that’s good enough for me….

You see I am a pussy man and couldn’t care less about her big tits….cuz tits are tits, big or small, as long as they aren’t mishapen, it’s on. But pussy is really where the magic actually happens..

What I am trying to say is that this could be anyone famous or not and I’d be into it. I just want to make it clear that I don’t think Sofia Vergera or her slutting scam to get what she wants is anything special….big tits or not, she’s still overrated.

That’s all I have to say about that.

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In every immigrant family there’s always a latch on, jealous sister trying to capitalize on her sister’s accomplishments, you know, unable to accept that maybe her sister is actually better than her but unfortunately for the Vergara family, Sandra Vergara was in such a rush to ride her sister Sofia’s coattails that she forgot her tits in Columbia, or wherever the fuck they are from…

I guess she doesn’t really understand the abuse her sister’s throat went through to get to this level….you know the sacrifices her pussy made to be a big star in America…or she just doesn’t care and feels entitled to the American dream just because of her last name…she let her sister do all the dirty work and here she is trying to reap the reward. Fucking useless spic needs to not let the bright lights shining on her sister blind her…and step up her fucking the right producer skills…by by the looks of her, I doubt that’ll be an issue…slut.

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This is some typical slut behavior. When bitch was trying to get out there, she had no problem using her tits as hard as she could to get both work and noticed….It got to the point where she was only known for your immigrant tits….but now that she’s won an Emmy, she’s got arrogant and feels confident, like she doesn’t need to exploit herself anymore….and this is typical ….luckily it never works out, because the public only care about her tits, she just has a delusion that they care about her anyway she comes…but that’s not reality…and when reality finally sets in…she’ll back to her old slut self…but in the meantime, welcome to the dry period….

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Everyone loves Sofia Vergara…and by love Sofia Vergara, I mean love her tits….because that’s really all she has going for her, cuz most of the people watching her on TV have no idea what she’s saying through her thick accent anyway, except maybe other hispanic immigrants, but that’s only because they are envious of her hustle in doing America right, while they make beds and clean up after rich people wondering where they went wrong…but then again they aren’t built quite like this and apparently they don’t put as much effort into sucking the right dick that can lead to great opportunity in the entertainment industry.

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Here are some recent bikini pics of Sofia Vergara and they are fuckin’ huge….at least her tits are…I figure there’s nothing worth getting excited for when you see a South American hooker with the dumbest sized tits I’ve seen since walking by the projects this morning and a braless native who was drunk and probably birthed a dozen kids gave me a toothless smile, but then again that bitch wasn’t the total package, and I’m not sure this Vergara bitch is, but I do know that she knows how to suck dick proper, cuz immigrants don’t get on hit shows all that easy, and sometimes that, coupled with big fucking tits, is enough to get a huge male fanbase…and here are the pics…

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