Sofia Vergara posted some pics of her in a bikini on Vacation…even though her life is a fucking vacation…thanks to her tits she’s put into a bikini…that have offered her the good life so many other hotter hispanics would have probably liked….you know ones who aren’t 40 and moms of 22 year olds….but those hispanics didn’t suck the right dick or use cocaine cartels from their home country to their advantage….and really she is hot enough for me to stare at as she puts out pics…even though her topless work when she was trying to get famous was more interesting to look at….because topless bitches in their 30s are better than bikini clad woman in the 40s…even when it is the same bitch in both pics..it’s just the way the aging process work people….

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Sofia Vergara was caught with her pants unbuttoned, which was probably not a first for her, you know provided the fact that she was a single teen mom from Colombia who is now a huge fucking star, something that never happens…it is like winning the lottery….and I don’ care how big her tits are…the right people were fucked along the way…there is no question of that in my mind…

The only unfortunate thing about this is that I can’t see any of her battle wounds from her journey to the top….I can’t even see her bush poking out…and that disappoints me….cuz whore I approve of or not…I like seeing genitals…or the decorative elements that come with them.

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Leave it up to the Mexicans to deliver the fucking goods despite being marginalized for generations by the fat americans we cleean up after…. and it is not even Cinco de Mayo yet….

I mean I don’t think Sofia Vergara has shown her nipples in public in years, you know since she was sucking producer dick / using her Colombian connections to get onto a hit TV show….but the Mexican office of GQ changed that…they said fuck it, soon she’ll be too old to wanna fuck, let’s use these titties like they were on a spring break trip…cuz Mexicans, despite what you racists think, just get it….

Shit…this kind of thing makes me proud to be on of many JESUS MARTINEZ

Here are the pics…MEXICO POWER!

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Sofia Vergara is hot and bitch must know how to give great fucking blowjobs, cuz if she didn’t, she’d be working at a taco stand, or strip club, or married to a drug dealer in Miami or some shit. She would not be on TV.

I have all kinds of theories about how she stood out amongst all he SPICS they were typecasting for hot spic roles, you know that she had drug ties in Colombia that fueled drug addicts in Hollywood….leading to some open doors….but I think it may just have to do with her tits…cuz tits…are magical like that….they lead to opportunity….

I posted a twitpic of her on set of this shoot a few months ago ….but the end result is far more spectacular….pantless, bust, and amazing.

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I don’t know why I’m bothering with this shit….but I am going to assume it is cuz I have nothing better to do….cuz some 45 year old who still has it going on…but is still nothing but a whore way past her prime showing some cleavage on twitter is just not inspiring at all…

I dont watch her show, I don’t get why she’s famous, there are just too many question marks when it comes to Vergara….but the one thing that we know and trust is that she knows her value, worth and talent resides in her bra….and maybe acknowledging that is what makes her worth looking at…or maybe I just like tits on all ages…it would explain why I used to try to knock up women at the old folks homes….easy with a little lube and best with a little dementia so they don’t tell on you…and if they do….they usually get the story wrong and no one ever believes the crazy old lady….except that one time when her family set up video cameras to find the source of the bite marks…which sucked….but not as much as these pics for not being topless.

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The greatest thing about Sofia Vergara isn’t the accent she plays up to be typecast as the hot latina mom. It’s not her back story of drug cartels in Colombia tricking hollywood to support her career choices…to escape death…it is not the fact that she’s old, or that she’s probably had an outrageous amount of dick in getting by those years as a young single mother…it isn’t the fact that she’s tricked hollywood into caring about her, or laughing at her jokes…it is one hundred percent…her tits.

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Sometimes a bitch needs to re-connect with her cleaning lady roots and go grocery shopping to reflect on how far she’s come along…if you’re like me that will be enough for you to get off to because I love the concept of fucking the help…in fact I love the concept of fucking anything with a vagina….and it turns out the grocery store is a hot pot of honey pots if you know what I mean…and if you don’t it is that Sofia Vergara was destined to be a chamber maid at a hotel…or just a maid at a rich person’s house who fucks her like Arnold when the wife is out…but instead turned into this entity with big tits and a spanish accent in Hollywood…that I can only assume comes from selling your soul to the devil in some weird Latino ceremony…because there are hundreds of thousands hot latino women working illegally in the USA and none of them got all Hollywood….she just doesn’t add up…but here she is doing groceries anyway.

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There is one thing better than leggings on a bitch and that’s see through leggings…you know all stretched out cuz she thinks she’s an X-Small since leggings let even the fattest ass be an X-Small…

There is one thing better than leggings on a mom in her 40s, you know that’s dressed like she raided her 15 year old daughter’s closet, almost pathetic to see her holding onto her youth as hard as she cand….and that’s when those leggings are see through…

I think you get where I’m going with this…

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So Sofia Vergara’s not showing off her Colombian coke mule tits…even though that’s all the bitch is good for…I mean shit, her legs are short, her heels are high and she still looks like a troll….and most important she’s fucking old…she needs to understand that there is one reason and one reason that people give a fuck about her…and that is because her big tits have been marketed to us so aggressively…that we think we need them…we think we need more…when all I think is that we need some younger and bustier South American pussy to take the torch from her….she’s as expired as her breast milk…

How about some throwback bathing suit videos of her….to make this post better

Blue One piece…

Pink Thong Bikini

Tities Popping Out in Black Bikini

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